Player Messages
Your chance to see your message in print (if it does not appear then it will have been held over for another issue)

To: Iron Maidens
From: Thoralf (True as Steel)
Your souls? Sorry but your souls are worth nothing to us. But as our shopkeeper in Cold Rock is such a tidy person and we need new slippers, your hides would be just perfect. Anytime, please.

To: Gunthar and Friends
From: The Wilderness Scouts
Something has come up so I wont be able to meet you in the Hall of the Deadknights so go on your own. If you can't remember where it is contact me and I will tell you again.

To: All evil parties
From: League of Devils
Join us in our quest to bring darkness and death to this land. Reject the banality and stagnation offered by the farcical Lords of Balance and the purile Cestis Guild. Come my beauties! You know it makes sense.

To: All
From: The Chosen
Regarding the strange activities in the Brankle Mountains mentioned by Lauren's Lancers recently. There is a rumour that a group of A'stall pilgrims are seeking Wobblers in the Brankle Mountains. Their reasons are, apparently, unknown. Perhaps there is some connection? I would welcome contact with any groups in this area.

To: All
From: Kaliban's Krypt Kats
We are now recruiting and outfitting with a view to discovery. Would all interested beings, of any pursuit, please contact us at the Temple of The Blessed Lady L'noval in the City of Tempest. Good wages and fair shares to all. Also any information on and from any relatives of our sorceress from the Elderwoods would be greatly welcomed. May the insights of A'stall go with you. KALIBAN

To: All
From: Twilight Avengers
The alliance of the night has emerged from the shadows of Crasimoff's World. Our plans have been set in motion, we wait, we watch. Hide yourselves somewhere safe when the witching hour comes again.

To: All
From: The Thunder Bards
We are now the proud owners of the one of the true holy Bloodstones of T'gellen. Come on, what are you flame followers going to offer me for it? ERIC the Every Ready

To: Pheonix
From: King Ulric Ukkoskatse
A war against the PDC has already started. It started a long time ago for the Barbarians and the PDC have had battles in Fendle and many other places. Since the PDC and the CoW are friends I presume that there will be some PDC members in Maze too. If you truly want to kick some ass, you are welcome to join the fine parties in Maze. The Barbarians are at war with the CoW and the PDC.

To: The Lord Crendornites
From: Nexus Narcissus
Alas! Poor Yorick, I knew him well,
We has a row about what I cannot tell,
With one quick thrust upon my blade he fell,
And now beneath the grass does dwell.
And all I have left to say is go and visit him in HELL!

To: Kapow & friends
From: Vicious Vicar (Twisted Tyrants)
Apparently, according to rumour, you've left our realm. I'm sorry to hear that, did the Twisted Tyrants scared you away. You obviously fear us and the PDC. Who leads the Cestis Guild now?

To: Pagan Death Cult cronies
From: Pheonix
We will find your weaknesses, we will exploit the holes in your defences. We already know about the hair loss and the itchy palms. You will never know when but we are coming and we come in the breath of the shadows.

To: Black Dragon Cult
From: Question Masters
Thank you for your attention, it saved us the orders we would have had to use to get rid of the dead wood. Now we are leaner, meaner and eager to assist you with the shedding of your skins. I hear Orbaleen's a nice place to die.

To: Barbarians
From: Zanda Waddlewand
What do you Barbarians use for magic, chicken bones? I would not have thought you had the brains for anything above a 'Detect Own Smell' spell. We'll be seeing you!

To: Doom
From: The Black Wolf Clan
You dare call yourselves loyal followers of V'garn when you propose to form an alliance with F'norian scum. By aligning with F'nor you betray our God of Death as much as if you teamed up with a group of T'gellenites. Think carefully before you start your alliance as its downfall may come quickly and more likely from within F'norians betray all too quickly, as we all know. Heed my advice and you may stay alive just that little bit longer! Geibort - Chieftain of The Black Wolf Clan and Loyal Follower of V'garn

To: Moglodon
From: Jurgen Klansman
Blades of Honour keep using sneak attacks, when they are ready to come out for the 'Final Conflict' between the BoH and the DI, we'll be ready. Name the place and we'll see you there!

To: Insane Godz
From: Norvagus Nights
Love the name, how about we get together for pubs, punch-ups and plans.

To: Alliance of Free Flame
From: Slaylords Marauders
It was once that we followed the path of T'gellen and fought evil. Now we have seen the error of our ways knowing that there can only be evil. I urge anybody thinking of joining this putrid alliance to think again. The Dark Time is coming for all, the gate to the Dark Lands will soon open again! Then the demon armies will march and the whole of Crasimoff's World will fall! MANDASTOR - Chief Priest to Slaylords Marauders

To: The GBH
From: The Knights of F'nor
Ha! You sexual partners of Swamp People. I spit on your mother's grave. Go home and massage your troll's buttocks, you pus-ridden, vermin infested, cess pits of granny nobbling, mirauko licking, dark kin humpers!

To: The Dirty Rats
From: The Lifestealers
Try to steal from us again and your bodies will be splashed to the four winds. You managed to run away last time, next time you will NOT be so lucky!

To: All
From: Order of the Mantis
The time will come to be judged by the Mantis, Accounts of past and present sum. Watch therefore; for judgements nod, For you know not when we will come.Join us!

To: All
From: Grizzly Blackhearts
Let it be known that there is no force mightier than the sword. That is why we are calling on our brothers to support us in our cause, which is that we deserve the right to use brute force for our own gains. We halfbreeds are despised and persecuted for our ugliness, short tempers and the fact that we are quick to draw blood. If there are any halfbreeds out there who would like to join our cause then contact us NOW!
 

Rumour has it!
1)  Thorn Bloodaxe is heading to Cold Rock with a copy of the Chronicles under his arm!
2)  M'radin is calling all dwarves to follow the true codes and true faith!
3)  The Sword of Serpents is now in the hands of mordel!
4)  An army of swampies has been spotted near Garstone!
5)  The cold hand of death has fallen across Baron Lurthor!
6)  Stumpy has gained himself some stunning good looks!
7)  The Valley of the Quiet Ones holds the secrets of the Helix!
8)  The Orbs of H'ragul are being shaken as we speak!
9)  Jurgen Klansman is believed to be being sought by an A'dicne High Priest!
10) Vampires have been seen in force in the Forest of Dark Whispers!
11) A mountain is believed to have erupted far to the north! Fiery rivers flow!
12) Lady Lanfear has taken herself to a nunnery? One with a red light outside!
13) The Pagan Death Cult are but mere puppets for the Grave Knights!
14) Norgust is actually very cultured. He washes at least once a decade!
15) The Ice Spear has been finally located by a group of fanatical elves!
16) The hour of the eternal midnight is closer than you think!
17) The Lair of Kelnast holds the secrets of Laseer's origins!
18) Walker is believed to be the F'norians' Chosen One!
19) Lord Nebademus is thought to be plotting revenge on those who foiled his plans!
20) The Charts of the Lost Lands has been sold in Port Belus!
(Got a rumour? Then send it in!)
 

Trading Places
(Your classified section for all your adventuring needs)

Blades - Darkness is covering this world like a plague, devouring everything that gets in its way. Would you like to stop its progress? If you do then join the Blades of Honour, this world's premier good alliance and help force this vile creature back to the hole it came from. (Our contact address is in the Town News)

C.Co.G.  - The only alliance that is run for the sole benefit of its members. HQ's in Cestis, Arbourville and now Hetaris sell all usual skills at low low prices. Membership has many advantages not least being access to susidised magical weapons and armour, alliance quests, training grants & a 24 page newsletter every 10 weeks. (Contact address in the Town News)

Alliance - Good/neutral parties, join us the Order of Dragons, an alliance dedicated to fulfiling every need within our capabilities and aid you in your own quest against evil. (Our contact address is in the Town News)

Wanted - A brave group of heroes to venture into the Dungeon of Nightblaze with us to recover a stolen tome. The Tome was stolen by a band of Mordel. This quest was given us by Brother Elias at the Temple of A'nis in Crowfall and we are willing to share the rewards with those who would share the danger. (Contact The Seekers of Light via the turn based Chronicles)

A Good Read? - Look no further than the Infinite Dreamer, a bi-monthly collection of short stories and serial written by Crasiworld players. This is a free publication for any player of CQW, put together by me, Les the Llama. We are not an alliance of any kind, and anyone from any realm can get a copy of the latest issue. No catch! Just gimme a holla! (Contact Mark Adams via the turn based Chronicles)

Dungeoneers - Don't join a guild that costs you lots of oraks for the privilege of being a member. Join the Dungeoneer's Guild instead, after all it's free to join. We are for the sole purpose of dungeon exploration and the sharing of the information found. So stop the territorial disputes/fighting and start exploring this world from the deepest depths upwards. (Our contact address is in the Town News)

Are you sadistic? - Do you thirst for the blood of many? then come a truly chaotic alliance. Forget all the others for they are useless. We kill, we main, we pillage just because we love it. We wreak havoc just because we can. Come thwart those goodly upstarts for who do they think they are? If you have evil intentions then send us a scroll (Contact address in the Town News)

Maps -  Lost in the Crystal Wastes? Can't find the Tombs of Trollkill? Would you like a colour map of everywhere you've been? Contact the Sagemaster for a full list of the services available including maps, monster lists, price lists and much more. This is not an alliance it's a service to help YOU get more from YOUR game. (Contact Roger Beaty  via the turn based Chronicles)]

PDC - With every passing day our warbands grow in strength and power. We offer our members the finest magical weapons and armours, at the cheapest prices. Also on sale are strength and weapon skills also going cheap. The PDC is for experienced games only, and you must have the sponsorship of an existing member. A new force threatens our shores which has established itself very near to us. They had better pay is blood money or face our wrath. (Contact address in the Town News)

Barbarians - From the Cold Islands located far away to the north we come. We are here for loot and for glory. We have taken Karazar as our capital and we also claim ownership of Oakfield. Take notice that we claim lands and settlements surrounding those cities as ours. Our warriors are strong, our axes are sharp and our warchiefs daring. All have now been officially warned - oppose us and die! (Contact address in the Town News)

Clans of War - We are an elite fighting force dedicated to protecting our land, YOUR land from the Barbarian invasion. We are seeking recruits to help us in our struggle, young or old. If you are a battle hardened party you can join our fighting clans as soon as you wish. If you are young and inexperienced then we have the knowledge and resources to guide you to a glorious future. All we ask in return is commitment and honesty. So, if you want to join the only alliance that delivers get in touch. (Contact address in the Town News)

Alliance- Probably the best alliance in the world. We have no required alignment, believing in freedom for all our members. All we require is loyalty to the Golden Serpents Alliance. We fight hard, but kill harder and have few rules. (Contact address in the Town News)

Brotherhood -The Brotherhood is back! We have ruled Maze since the beginning and we're not about to let anyone else take it, the lands surrounding our capitol also belong to us and any recognised enemy will be a target. Other groups are welcome into our wonderful settlement. This alliance is fairly run with a Lord High Brother and his council [High Brothers] planning to make a better life for all brothers and their allies.
(Contact address in the Town News)

Alliance- Everywhere the shadows are beginning to stir, only the ones that turn and join with the shadows, shall live. All else will die and be swept into the eternal Darkness. Calling all followers of A'nis, V'garn, F'nor and A'dicne. Come and cause Chaos, Death and Destruction on a scale none have ever seen. - Orik the Unclean, Leader of the Shadows of Darkness (Contact address in the Town News)

L.o.D - The League of Devils invites you to join this official evil alliance. We aim to unite all evil parties under a single banner - To promote Death, Destruction and Chaos. We also weclome our evil brethren from all non-official alliances to join us in our depravity. (Contact address in the Town News)

L.o.B - We are, in essence, a Brotherhood as much as an Alliance. Knights of T'gellen co-exist as siblings with V'garnian assassins and L'novalian thieves. The Balance is foremost and we are strongly opposed to any group or being that irrevocably threatens that Balance. If you wish to join the most powerful, active and tolerant alliance in Crasimoff's World then send us a scroll. (Contact address in the Town News)

Dominion - The Dominion is a warriors alliance that seeks like-minded individuals to uphold all that is good and to purge evil from the land. Should you wish to join the crusade or seek the protection of the Dominion send us a scroll. (Contact address in the Town News)

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