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Bontril <arewrw@yahoo.com>
city, Paris France - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 10:53:11 (BST)
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- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 12:30:53 (BST)
Well I've tracked down a nice new guestbook with emoticons and everything... that is if I can get it working...
Andy
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 19:16:57 (BST)
And as Slaylord dramatically emerged naked from the fires, the reaction from the crowd was: “Hey,” calls out Emmett, pointing, “that looks just like a penis… only smaller!”
Emmett
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 12:52:44 (BST)
Bastards must have a back route in. Looks like I'll have to change the perl script.
Andy
- Monday, August 18, 2003 at 08:19:16 (BST)
looks like the password worked then!!!!!!!
slaylord of the ring of fire
- Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 19:17:37 (BST)
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Riverbank, LA USA - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 20:34:39 (BST)
"and from the ashes walks a new man, a man of fire". black knight is no more he has been sent to whence he came, i now have a hot ring of fire to contend with!
slaylord of the ring of fire
- Friday, August 15, 2003 at 17:16:12 (BST)
Greetings fellow adventurers. I will soon be free to take on new tasks. Please contact me for the latest tariff (all replies will also be charged at the standard rate).
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO WITHOUT MY HELP <E W Flower>
No Job Too Big - Thursday, August 14, 2003 at 12:05:52 (BST)
Hi All, don't know how many of you know but there is a real BAD virus about (W32.Blaster.Worm - Andy). If you get it you can not keep on the net for one. You need to visit microsoft and get an update before you get it Link This virus is getting around firewalls and virus checkers so don't rely on them. I believe even the BBC managed to get hit by it.
Keith
- Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 19:12:14 (BST)
Dear Crasiplayers, I've just put a new security facility on the Tavern to try and stop non-player posting. I will be sending you the password details shortly. Contact me if you are a player and have not yet got the details. All the Best - Andy
Andy
- Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 15:02:36 (BST)
Ooh BK, even I know better than to bait the GM! Looks like I might need extra popcorn.. this baptism could get interesting!
Emmett
- Saturday, August 09, 2003 at 16:19:19 (BST)
and you thought i wouldn`t do it andy, how wrong were you then!! bet that suprised you?
black knight
- Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 23:11:16 (BST)
BK hope your baptism goes well, I'll be sat watching with the popcorn
Emmett
- Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 19:33:23 (BST)
there`s going to be a baptism...and it might hurt a little!!!!
black knight
- Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 20:21:43 (BST)
27th is OK with me - How about everyone else?
Bolters
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 23:21:55 (BST)
no need to worry about me darkone, although i can see you are thinking about me and i appreciate your kind thoughts. (such a nice man). i can handle the situation though, i just like winding emmett up somewhat...he`s very gullible!! he just does`nt see what is going on around him, he misses tons of clues. but he`s fun to adventure with as you can laugh at him all the time. shame really.....feel sorry for him really.....bk
black knight
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 20:56:50 (BST)
Alas, that weekend I cannot do due to a big Careers Event that I can't get out of! How about 27th instead?
Mark A
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:24:37 (BST)
Calling All on the September Manchester meet. I can't make the 20th - Can everyone do the week before? Sorry lads, one of my dumb assed mates has announced he's getting married then!!
Boltan
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:19:06 (BST)
For some obscure reason Mike (Grob) can't seem to have his email address displayed. He's asked me to put it here. It is Mike Woolnough [acesmiler@hotmail.com].
Andy
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:31:01 (BST)
BK, just thought, if your with Mallon, he may be able to help you. If he wants you to get out of this alive, but doesn't want to do anything that could damage his position with the T'gellanites he could give you a certain item he is carrying. With it you coud escape without having to harm anyone. Mallon's protections would prevent him being implicated if powers were used to find out how you suddenly vanished! If he is a friend, surely he can give you a hand...
Darkone
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 20:35:27 (BST)
Okay, Emmett. I accept you have fairly good reasons for letting BK fry. However, I woul like to point out that 'BK' is the official trademark of BurgerKing and their rules specifically say you should never fry anything! It's healthier to GRILL things!
Darkone
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 20:16:53 (BST)
Ahh so if I understand this right, you want me to turn against The T’gellenite Spiritual Lord, Lord B’urnal (one of the few people there who actually recognise me as F'nor), and on Mallon, and also the rest of the party. And you want me to do this to help you BK, who only a few hours ago told the T'gellonites “The one called Emmett is truly madness itself, he needs to be cleansed with fire for the good of his soul.”. Hmm this needs thinking about. You still haven't told me what you want me to do?
Emmett
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:15:08 (BST)
i see trouble on the horizon...and in walks dark one!!the priests would eat him for breakfast!!!!
black knight
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 22:56:57 (BST)
Would Darkone owing you a favour be enough to swing your mind Emmett?
Darkone
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 19:28:52 (BST)
Just what is it you want me to do? And why would I or you want the T'Gellonites taking out? They're not bad people, simply misguided.. they'll soon realise they should be worshipping me EMMETT THE GREAT, (F'nor in human form).
Emmett
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:08:25 (BST)
oh but i am right my mixed up friend. it`s just that you can`t see it yet! things are happening that you know nothing about. but i could do with your help in taking the t`gellintes out. i thought i could do it alone but a certain person wouldn`t let me. now i need you to help destroy them, come to me aid and you will be rewarded well by a certain entity!! (remember i gave you clues last time we met when bobbin `fell ill`, i let you off then because that was just fun, now it gets serious!) bk.
black knight
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 21:39:06 (BST)
I think you may be right BK, it is my help that you need. When they had me locked up in the asylum, they tried out a number of 'therapies' on me. Maybe I should suggest a few of these to the T'gellonites as possible cures for your problems.
Emmett
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:18:47 (BST)
November 15th - Dardanius will be there!
Dardanius
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 13:37:07 (BST)
but emmett, you don`t get it do you? why do you think they have locked me up? i tried to destroy the t`gellen temple last turn, i may seem mixed up to you but there is method in my madness. and they are really worried about me and what i can do!!!! now get your finger out and help me!!!
black knight
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 23:04:57 (BST)
why cant this site show the words -
Grob the confused
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:07:39 (BST)
I was trying to leave my email address. But it doesnt come up right. acesmiler@ . it is my new account
Grob Blackwolf <acesmiler@ . >
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:06:36 (BST)
BK, the adventures of Emmett would just become dull without you providing the unintentional comic moments! Is nice to see that the T'gellenites consider you to be madder than I am! You really are the second greatest comedy sidekick a rockstar could ever have :) (after Bobbin)
Emmett
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 17:48:06 (BST)
it`s all gone pete tong.....that wasn`t suppose to happen!!!!!!!
black knight
- Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 16:26:03 (BST)
Can someone please translate, just can't quite dig your jibe dog!!
Walker
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:53:01 (BST)
btw thats acesmiler@ . Regards Grob
Grob
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:07:24 (BST)
Does a Wolf in the wooods???Who can tell what might happen with our intrepid little trouble maker, just check your inventory when he arrives back..
Grob Black Wolf <acesmiler@ . >
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:06:28 (BST)
20th sept manchester? is this a definate then? will try to make it but the trains are pain from macclesfield. will look in to it, as i am up for it for sure. will have to try and stay awake on the train home this time. good job that guard woke me up last time, god knows where i would have ended up!! yeah, i`m up for that one, so who else is going then besides mark, rich dave, and dave! what about shaggy, mind you he`s fallen out with me, talk about stitched up......sucker!!!!!!!
black knight, or is it?
- Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 20:57:24 (BST)
Will see steve and the crew - well one of the crew at least there!!
Dave
- Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 17:21:06 (BST)
Mark, I was going to comment that I thought you'd had a hard paper round! So c'mon - who else is coming to Steve McDonalds birthday party????
Boltan
- Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 14:38:15 (BST)
Yay! Someone thinks I look 21! Fantastic! Unlike Guinevere who added 5 years to my age.
Mark A
- Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 12:36:21 (BST)
September in Manc for Mark A's 21st - I'm in. Lunchtime start again!
Boltan
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 11:11:35 (BST)
Good to see you Grob, Pray to the Big Dog directly and be enlightened, - The time of the Wolf finally approaches!! PS, Grob should now have quite a number of extra powers - drop me a mail. Hope to see you in November, Rich
Walker
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 11:09:57 (BST)
Hello Mike! Hope things are good! Are we to see the return of Grob?
Mark A
- Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 11:05:24 (BST)
Nice to hear from you. Linstram has taken over as 1st wolf of H'ragul and they are presently trying to get the wolf queen installed on the F'norian Darklands instead of F'nor. Th V'garnian are still plodding around on a desert continent, and are taking a break after going to war with a dwarven settlement. The crew with Miayart have lost part of their souls fighing a vampire-lord and are presently tracking down soe king wraiths to get them back. There is a new fellowship crew who are doing some general exploration in their ship, with an eventual aim of tracking down a lost island which floats the oceans freely. The Black knight has also re-appeared, and I believe he is trying to set up some sweet shop or something. Not exactly sure what, but I've heard rumours about packing fudge.
Darkone
- Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 15:04:35 (BST)
Yes folks I'm still running around. Whats happening in the world of fantasy these days???
Grob Blackwolf <acesmiler@ . >
- Friday, July 04, 2003 at 16:38:24 (BST)
I'm 21 by the way...
Mark A
- Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 17:16:26 (BST)
Can't do any weekends in August! Gah! However, it's my birthday on 16th Sept, so what about 20th Sept for a big drinking sesh in Manc?
Mark A
- Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:14:36 (BST)
Will be there on the 15th Nov - and the Sunday too!Are we meeting up in Manchester in the meantime? Any time after the 8th Aug is good for me - suggestions please?
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 23:05:25 (BST)
Mallon, Paphos(Cyprus)15 May. Looking forward to seeing you again in Nov.
Rich
- Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 12:45:27 (BST)
Shock, horror !! My wife has given me a pass for 15/11/03 !! They will stay at alternative accomodation , whilst I stay the Sat. night with the rest of you !!( ie. Larry can't remember the name of the hotel !!)NB. CW-Wise-not yet decided on which character to bring !!
Mallon
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 23:18:16 (BST)
"One thong to rule them all, One thong to find them, One thong to bring them all and in the sunshine bind them."
Titch
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 13:59:47 (BST)
Will try to get a pass for Fri. 14/11 to 17/11/03-will "report in" later, if sucessful !!
Mallon (Or friend !!)
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 23:08:14 (BST)
Rich-thanks for the wedding photos-my good lady wife wants to know where you got married at !!
Larry
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 22:58:39 (BST)
looks like you can count me in, don`t want to miss out on all the fun.
black knight
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 22:56:07 (BST)
NEXT MEET - So come on then. Who else is up for the weekend of Sat 15th Nov in Blackpool?
Andy
- Wednesday, June 23, 2003 at 16:37:01 (BST)
I'm down for the 15th - Will have to make time for that one!!
Shayde
- Friday, June 13, 2003 at 14:55:22 (BST)
On going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
Twink
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:10:25 (BST)
I'm down with the 15th. :)
Mark A/ Maiyart
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:22:16 (BST)
Dito. Also a sado with no life. Free on 15th.
Darkone
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 17:43:42 (BST)
November 15 sounds good to me!
Shaggy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:44:58 (BST)
NEXT MEET - To be held at the usual location in Blackpool. How are we all fixed for the weekend of Sat 15th Nov?
Andy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:37:01 (BST)
still haveving fun then and wat a stink
bruno battlehammer
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:36:15 (BST)
New version of the website will be on-line by September so expect some Beyond turns to make an appearance there.
Andy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:05:34 (BST)
In-Laws read the Daily Mail, a most amusing read, especially how middle england gets worked up at the drop of a hat or the usual Mail scare mongering. 'Our View' Beyond Nightfall, a fun game for intelligent people. 'Daily Mail View' Devil Worship Game openly promoted on the internet for all to see, your child could be at risk of becoming a blood-drinking, baby-sacrificing pyschopath!
Andy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:04:13 (BST)
And why aren't our excellent turns on the web! Is us/our deathless prose not good enough? I think we should be told. Sorry. (Pant!) I'm turning into the Mail on Sunday. My next charachter will be called Peter Hitchens, and will vote Tory, be anti-Euro and write snide one-liners to the DM letters page! C'mon? Someone must. DM readers ain't that smart. And no doubt someone is getting angry. Please don't. The above is Nightingale's views, not mine. Just seemed to inherit them, Em
Em <ian@gravelbank.co.uk>
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 23:25:39 (BST)
And having flicked back, when does this lot get updated? No mention of me or G. But a plea - anyone out there an expert on New England witches? Em
Em <ian@gravelbank.co.uk>
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 23:03:13 (BST)
Sorry I couldn't be there. Look forward to catching up with everyone later.
Em <ian@gravelbank.co.uk>
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 22:59:03 (BST)
Great meet! Thanks to Andy for a great scenario, and thanks to Mark for his superb hospitality (as usual). AND I didn't die! Yay!
Mark A
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 13:15:46 (BST)
A big thanks to Mark for allowing us to all descend upon Bristol for another cracking Meet. To say the group had a tense time on the adventure is an understatement (just ask Linstram about the 600 levels the creaures stole from him)!
Andy
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 07:33:47 (BST)
A good adventure was had by all at the meet. Thanks to Andy. Some serious permanent level loss, but at least no deaths. Linstram & Shaggy seem to be getting a little carried away with the post-meet admin/item swapping. Saying we will attack the 40 strong mage guild, capture them all alive, and steal their library, is a bit more complex than swapping shirts after the match. I suppose Andy could agree not to send you home. You could stay adventuring on the new land and see if you can do it within your turns.
Mi-unda <Mi-unda>
USA - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 22:32:34 (BST)
Either is good for me - although the 12th could be more fun - as I will still be drunk from the night before - end of term on Friday!
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:33:56 (BST)
Manchester Beer Excursion - July 5th. A belated celebration for any US players. Lunch till Closing tour of the Manchester ale houses incorporating Hoegaarden, WKD shots and even a Dr Who bar!! (Think it was Dr Who anyway!!!) - Anyone interested? (Could also make it the weekend after). Could also be a sending off party for Linstram where we can all at least enjoy Margerita the Drink (or even the Pizza!!)
Shayde
- Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 15:56:13 (BST)
Last bit af Admin before the HG meet. Anyone coming Friday for a drink? And what we doing about food. We can go out for something Saturday night or I can ask Sandra to cook. As before, if you get a cooks breakfast & a cooked evening meal I will be asking for a £5 towards the cost. Alternatively, we could go for an indian - peoples choice.
Darkone
- Sunday, June 01, 2003 at 12:48:13 (BST)
Well, if we're talking Hoegarden, then it'll have to be the +1 beer goggles!
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 19:27:17 (BST)
Those wishing to go out for a a drink or ten with Linstram can always come to the Meet in Bristol 7th 8th June. I believe he's offering magic items for pints of Hoooogarden!
Tiddles
USA - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 11:04:02 (BST)
Sorry to delay on writing here - been busy. Re Shayde's April message, I cant make the sesh in Manc, in July - unless its before the 23rd, as Margerita (the place, not the drink) is calling - till early August. If we can arrange around that tho, I'm in (and can offer sleeping arrangements for people if needed)Back with BK, sounds interesting re the darklands, and I think I know whats happening too - keep us up to date?!Later . . . .
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Friday, May 30, 2003 at 11:00:40 (BST)
don`t speak too soon about slaylord, or that should actually be black knight my friend darkone. or should that be the red knight, hell, even i don`t know!! but i do know things are about to change on the darklands..............watch this space.......
black knight
- Monday, May 26, 2003 at 19:43:12 (BST)
Most people have left Peldere for lands anew. Somewhat harder lands at that! Slaylord rejoined just before you, and has once again swapped over to evil. There are various groups around, some on the F'norian Darklands, a couple sailing the ocean, & we're on a desert continent. Major events relate to the perversion of L'denon's son T'sardan, who has swapped sides almost as much as Slaylord. Crasimoff has re-appeared and set up a new Crasimoff city, although he's a little insane these days and occassionally tries to destroy the world. There was also a brand new super bad guy called Wargariss, who everyone had to club together to defeat. Had some elementals drag him to the centre of the earth. There were also a race of evil Fey who tried to wipe out most of the main characters in the game, using assassins. All but two were destroyed by various players, but they introduced a wonderful new acidic venom to the game that can kill the hardest player!
Darkone
- Monday, May 26, 2003 at 17:00:36 (BST)
Just returned to Pelandar after a long break and was wondering if anybody could bring me up to date on whats happening in the game...
Evander Pendragon
Cauldron, Pelandar - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 02:50:37 (BST)
the dark lands are getting a lot lighter
black knight
- Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 14:48:26 (BST)
I can't get to grips with the magic and spells system. Any help would be grateful. Please email me.
Graham <colin@sproston.fsbusiness.co.uk>
Formby, Uk - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 21:31:14 (BST)
So is that pics of V'garn in compromising positions I mean he is pretty old, but then again he is dead... Hmmm... maybe it is pics of A'nis, all wrinkly and droopy... er... I think I'm gonna be sick...
Bungle the Bonguler
- Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 13:03:49 (BST)
Mature sex pics! mature
Alabama, Alabama usa - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 12:39:18 (BST)
So Graham, what help are you after? Which game are you playing in?
Darkone
- Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 21:23:33 (BST)
Help!I need help playing if anyone out there would be so kind.
Graham <colin@sproston.fsbusiness.co.uk>
Formby, UK - Monday, May 12, 2003 at 18:41:59 (BST)
Beastiality! Hot H'ragul Action! They don't call her Blue Moon for nothing!
Bungle the Bonguler
- Monday, May 12, 2003 at 08:15:47 (BST)
"Sirvientes vivo muerto"="Servants alive dead=Zombies ?. Mallon
Mallon
- Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 18:55:06 (BST)
Count this sympathiser in! Perhaps this time we can find a bar that sells Hoegarden... actually, that's probably a bad idea.
Mark A
- Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 00:44:44 (BST)
Just to let you know, I've disabled the email link ability of the Guestbook so that guestbook abusers can no longer link through it. (In the words of Basil Fawlty 'You started it, you invaded Poland!'
Andy <http://www.crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 15:08:48 (BST)
Hello
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 15:05:21 (BST)
Sounds good to me
Shaggy
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 14:58:55 (BST)
Shayde proposes a poor sad married bastards party for late July in Manchester, who's in? (Sympathisers, wannabes and "halfway theres" all welcome!!!)
Shayde
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 12:48:10 (BST)
Was the Stag do as much fun as this site though:http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
Andy
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:34:18 (BST)
Crasi stag do! Mucho fun was had by all... even if memories are sketchy and heads hurt for two days afterwards. Must have another get together soon! Do I really look 29?!?! Waaaaaaaa!
Mark A
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 10:16:29 (BST)
That should have read "Blue Moon's favourite song IS "Turn To Stone" by ELO !!
Larry
- Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 17:25:23 (BST)
Blue Moon's favourite song
Larry
USA - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 17:24:19 (BST)
New date for Meet - June 7th & 8th.
Andy
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 11:16:40 (BST)
Considering the playing cards of 'Most Wanted' that will be handed out in Iraq, Emmett should be singing Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades'!
Andy
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 11:13:30 (BST)
The Iraqi Information minister could make a cameo as Emmett, they both have the same grip on reality
Emmett
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 10:35:55 (BST)
Saddam can make a cameo appearance as Deathlord, many striking similaries - the most obvious being that when the smegger appears no-one is really sure if it's him or not!!!
Bolters
- Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 00:30:46 (BST)
How about Ken Hom for Masato? ;p
Shaggy
- Friday, April 04, 2003 at 12:51:19 (BST)
What about Yahoo Serious for Shaggy? [evil grin]
Mark A
- Friday, April 04, 2003 at 11:15:02 (BST)
Movie: How about Waldo to play Waldo?
Darkone
- Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 23:41:57 (BST)
Beyond movie: Eliza Dusku playing Saint, A young Harrison Ford playing Gan, Eminem for Emmett, Nic Cage for Mudskipper, and ... am really struggling with Shaggy... possibly the guy from Shanghai Noon (Owen Wilson?) (after a HUGE makeover)
Shaggy
- Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 22:43:34 (BST)
Beyond movies? Well I from Nightfall I can see Kiefer Sutherland playing Jake, Sammo Hung playing Masato (bless his dead cotton socks), and Ekin Cheng playing Firefly. Bit more difficult with my Peldere characters as they're all dwarves... Hmmm, if they could do LotR style scaling type stuff: Jet Li for Maiyart perhaps? How about the Rock for Celestial?
Mark A
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:46:50 (BST)
In the Beyond Movie (coming in 2005, budget $100,000,000) who do you want to see playing your character?
Andy
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 07:33:43 (BST)
"Oh fcuk...where did I put that dragon repellant !!"
Mallon
- Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 21:42:27 (GMT)
seems to be some strange people visiting these pages lately!!hero gathering: i got the surf board and a shell armour, aint i the lucky one!!!!also got a spear gun and water breathing pearl. (are you transporting us to some underwater adventure next andy). but the plus 2 sword may come in handy...but there again......possible toothpick maybe?......
black knight
- Sunday, March 23, 2003 at 12:20:48 (GMT)
I got armour of '100% fire resistance', a helmet of 'talk to fish', +1 shell armour of 'look like a nancy boy', and a bowl of Evergruel which is permanently full of a nasty smelling food. The bowl isn't actually magical, it's just that they food is so nasty, no bugger will ever eat it!
Deathlord
- Friday, March 21, 2003 at 17:31:54 (GMT)
I got the holy brolly of flight!
Shaggy Poppins
- Friday, March 21, 2003 at 16:54:45 (GMT)
I'm dead... I got nothing.
Masato
- Friday, March 21, 2003 at 16:18:51 (GMT)
So how did you all do in the meet divi-up? Everyone get the armour of fire resistance?
Darkone
- Thursday, March 20, 2003 at 19:11:57 (GMT)
Okay, so how many of you actualy thought I had the balls to really throw it?
Waldo
- Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 17:16:08 (GMT)
What is Stumpy putting in the beer? It certainly is having a strange effect on the customers. The Meet Report is almost finished and should be out to the relevant heroes tomorrow. All the Best - ANDY
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Monday, March 17, 2003 at 18:30:06 (GMT)
this is turning in to a lovely l`noval page isn`t it!! are they all off their heads or what? let`s kick some ass around a bit, where the hell is emmett!! oh by the way everybody. emmett is now known as `vomett`, he`s not pleased about his friends throwing up over him at all. so anybody wanting to chat to `vomett`, please note the name change...........thank you bk.
black knight
- Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 22:51:13 (GMT)
Boltan, just remember everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens!
Dead Man Walking
- Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 16:38:28 (GMT)
Dunno, but if you fancy a ritual sacrifice, I'm up for it... eek! Did I just say that?!
Maiyart the three quarters soul
- Monday, February 24, 2003 at 12:33:23 (GMT)
What the smeg is going on in here these days!!!!
Boltan
- Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 18:47:06 (GMT)
for the love of f`nor, don`t let deathlord here you saying things like `moving your soul`. he will be chasing it all over the place, he just loves lost souls, i`m sure he could `move yours`, quite literally!
black knight
- Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 19:33:15 (GMT)
The Book of L'noval describes a scene where a wiseman appears from the desert and starts to give a sermon from a hill outside the city of Cas. A number of people see him and leave the city, inquisitive to here what he is saying. slowly other people come to see what is going on, and by mid-day there is a large crowd of enrapt listerners. As the day progresses, the people start to become hungry, so the wiseman sends a couple of people through the crowd to collect in any food they have. Unfortunately, they manage to collect only two loaves and two fishes, nowhere near enough to feed the hundreds of people who have gathered. The wiseman makes a couple of fish sandwishes and eats them. The lesson to this story is "When you go out into the wilds to listern to a preaching wiseman, don't forget to take a packed lunch!"
Thadius
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 14:02:22 (GMT)
Nightingale was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to K'norian Heaven. At the end of her talk, she asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven!" one little girl cried out. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the High Priestess. "Dead!" yelled Little Larto.
Fubris
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:52:17 (GMT)
The Book of K'nor says "Empty contents into a cup, add hot water and stir."
Archibold the White
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:36:51 (GMT)
The Book of V'garn also tells the story of a man who had two sons. He didn't know which son to leave his fortune to, so one day he called them to him and gave each 100 oraks and told them to go into the world and prove themselves as men. One year later the two sons returned and the father asked them what they had done with the money, so that he could judge which one was worthy. The first son said that he had joined the temple of K'nor and given his money to the poor. The second son said that he had joined the temple of V'garn and spent his money bringing Death and Destruction to the world. The second son then struck down and killed his father and brother where they stood in the livingroom. The moral of this story is 'Blood is thicker than water, so always kill your relatives out in the garden, because you will never get the stains out of the shag pile carpet!'
Deathlord
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:30:33 (GMT)
Time to try and get this place back on track. Thought I would let you into a few parables from the Good Book (or in the case of V'garn, the Bad Book)......... The Book of V'garn says "An Eye for an Eye, a Tooth for a Tooth!", however, it also says "2 pints of Virgin's blood for 1 shrunken head!"
Deathlord
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:22:16 (GMT)
hi everyone I'm back
Brains
- Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:44:45 (GMT)
has the admiral had one too many...............or is it a bad case of the stutterssssssssssssswould be nice to see you again you jon....bk
black knight
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 21:36:36 (GMT)
Breaking news-the "Bee Gees" have cut their next concert ticket prices by a third!!
Larry
- Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 22:37:57 (GMT)
Best movie trailer ever http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/comedian.html or just look at http://www.apple.com/trailers for loads
Admiral Dardanius
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 11:57:46 (GMT)
Best movie trailer ever:or just look at for loads
Admiral Dardanius
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 11:57:02 (GMT)
Best movie trailer ever: or just look at for loads
Admiral Dardanius
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 11:56:31 (GMT)
Though you guys might like to copy and paste either of these into your browsers. Great trailers.Matrix Reloadedhttp://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_cmp/reloaded_trailer2_480.htmlThe Hulkhttp://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_hulk/superbowl/Enjoy
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 08:49:37 (GMT)
Hey Admiral, better cold turkey on the brainweed dude - otherwise people really will be able to blow bubbles up your ass - made all the easier if that pipes sticking out the end of it. Oh, and it's "half Brother"!!!! Good to see ya anyway Bro - better get your pipe blowin ass to the next Blackpool jaunt & we can make it a real re-union! Hope to make your paintball do.
Lord Boltan D'Landra
- Saturday, January 25, 2003 at 01:40:06 (GMT)
Wow man!!! Like it's 2003 already. What happened to 2002? Must have been some real strong brainweed. Hey brother Boltan - you still an evil dude? If so when I finish this pipe I'm gonna kick your ass!Admiral Dardanius D'Landra
Dardanius <jonfell@yahoo.com>
- Wednesday, January 22, 2003 at 16:44:48 (GMT)
We don't appear to be on your present list Mark A - particularly upsetting given the valuable work we've done for our various (diametrically opposed) charities during 2002!! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ELSE, hopefully ther'll be another Blackpool meet at the end of Feb again (ANDY?)
Boltan & Shayde <Right Wing Coalition@maniacs.r.us>
- Monday, January 13, 2003 at 22:20:30 (GMT)
Humm! don't think I like the sound of that sword Maiyart. After all to be a priest of the balance you have to be able to good and bad things to even it up. However, I think the torch will do in place don't you? As for a present for Maiyart, well he is getting his wish for a certain item of mine at long last. A wish to be granted could also be classed as a present.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, January 06, 2003 at 22:58:28 (GMT)
Happy New Year to all - and yeah, the greater Create would be nice too thanks Maiyart!!
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Monday, January 06, 2003 at 17:32:17 (GMT)
Here's to a wonderful New Year! Happy 2003!!
Andy
- Thursday, January 02, 2003 at 09:16:01 (GMT)
happy new year to all of you, yes even you emmett!!! see you at another meet in 2003 i hope.
black knight
- Wednesday, January 01, 2003 at 09:55:19 (GMT)
PS: Don't be offended... I'm drunk.
Mark A
- Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 01:00:51 (GMT)
It'd be easy for me to suggest pressies for Maiyart (hell, just go to Muji! [grin]), but obviously a little more difficult for characters not played by yours truly. I reckon a rubber squid would be nice for Emmett (those in the know will either cringe or cheer). Perhaps a bone or a lifetimes supply of pedigree chum for Walker and I'm sure Fatty'd love a bumper box of celebrations. Anything sparkly will do for Shaggy, and I reckon a pack of band aid will do for Dark One (patch up any 'problems'). A pregnancy test kit for Lady Margana would be contraversial, but ultimately useful. I'm pretty sure that a book of greater create would be a good present for Linstram. In the same vein, something along the lines of a sword of ultimate bestest power in the world ever, ever, ever, ever, ever that makes you the bestest character of all time would be good for Ultra Mort.
Mark A
- Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 01:00:17 (GMT)
So, if Xmas existed on the many lands of CW, what Xmas present would you buy for any CW character ?
Mallon
- Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 22:44:54 (GMT)
Hi all, just wanted to wish everyone a happy Christmas and to have a good New Year as well.
Keith
- Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 22:36:15 (GMT)
Yay Golum, the little guy deserves an oscar
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 18:25:52 (GMT)
Anyone know what a god blade is? or ever heard anything about one? We found a sword with an inscription prophesising that the god blade will arise in (insert circumstances). Anyone know anything useful?
Shaggy
- Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 12:20:01 (GMT)
To the person with info thanks but what happened to the rest of them I was looking forward to pounding a few more groups. Oh well I will just have to contend myself with the punishment to the silver serpents, Klatch legion coy c and the two pagan death cult groups that where trashed. Once again many thanks I will hunt him down kind regards daboss head of the Dominion.
daboss
USA - Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 19:31:36 (GMT)
To the dominon, there is only one member left in golden serpents, that's chris stansfields group langoliers, you find them down a dungeon near town 2
a person with info
- Wednesday, December 11, 2002 at 02:45:21 (GMT)
OCTOPUS!!!! It's a shame only Emmett can hear that tho...
Masato's ghost
- Friday, December 06, 2002 at 09:05:36 (GMT)
Surely BK's last message is a clear breach of the Tavern rule: "Note: Please do not post any malicious ... comments" I feel that BK was clearly being malicious in his insensitive treatment of my emotional distress following the weekends football results.
Emmett
- Thursday, December 05, 2002 at 15:41:19 (GMT)
Mutter Mutter Mumble Grumble
Emmett the Red
- Thursday, December 05, 2002 at 13:57:15 (GMT)
a strange voice in your head.......the word dudek,dudek, dudek. what can this mean?.........poor emmett he really is mixed up for there can only be one red team!! maybe now he has seen the light, for he has brought a grin to the face of black knight..........
black knight
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 22:51:46 (GMT)
There's a strange voice in my head... it's telling me to sing the Octopus song..
Emmett
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 19:50:45 (GMT)
Shaggy is unavailable to comment at the moment as he is locked away furiously writing his latest play. The Adventures of Shaggy: The Treasure Hunt. It promises to be a story filled with adventure, surfing, naked women, tragedy, elemental lords, heroics and an octopus. As always it will end with the disclaimer "*based* on a true story"
Shaggy's Spokesman
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 19:49:06 (GMT)
Hey Emmett... you know that Black Knight bloke? You'll never guess what he's afraid of... [evil grin]
Masato's ghost
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 08:52:57 (GMT)
Anyone going to do a write up? I will if Shaggy isn't, but I need a full list of character names.
Darkone
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 23:56:57 (GMT)
nice to see all the old faces, and some new over the weekend. and for one certain player that shall remain nameless, just be careful what you say! (a note to andy, why the hell did you have to set me up like that. somebody is going to love taking the mick on this one....you git.....)
black knight
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 19:35:03 (GMT)
If Emmett comes on one of the next HG's, the dark priests in our group could always try stripping off the spirit of our dead cook friend. The Anis priest could then use it to do some reincarnation type spell. Some nice dead creature (or egg) such as a dragon or a basilisk would give a sound basis for the spell!
Darkone
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 14:23:17 (GMT)
Death Lord,Re; the deal discussed, can we talk further?
Nightingale
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 00:31:13 (GMT)
Sorry, MasatoShould've had my eye on the ball instead of that bloody big dragon!If it's any consolation, K'nor deserted me after that point (die rolls). The only conclusion I can draw is that you were a K'norian led astray!(Apply to Emily for current membership.)N
Nightingale
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 00:26:45 (GMT)
Thanks to everyone who attended the Meet this weekend and made it such a memorable Hero Gathering.
Andy
- Monday, December 02, 2002 at 13:56:17 (GMT)
Just a quick note to thank Andy for yet another entertaining Hero Gathering. Masato will be mourned (yet again)
Shaggy
- Sunday, December 01, 2002 at 22:26:00 (GMT)
Just stopped in to see any comments on the meet weekend. I will assume that it has run late as there is usually something by now.
Keith
- Sunday, December 01, 2002 at 22:22:19 (GMT)
Interesting....
Andy
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 17:01:58 (GMT)
Don't forget start time is 9:30 this Saturday.
Andy
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 08:11:06 (GMT)
Don't forget to send me your character details before Saturday.
Andy
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 08:41:44 (GMT)
The Mudskippers will be represented at Blackpool.. not yet sure which one of us will be summoned tho! ... Given current events it might not be appropriate for Gan to turn up in his current status!
Shaggy ... or Gan
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 22:19:15 (GMT)
Well I'm coming but then again I better had hadn't I.
Andy
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 17:04:49 (GMT)
Who's coming to the Blackpool meet? I'll be there with bells on (maybe literally), and I'll be bringing someone quite unexpected.
Mark A
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:07:47 (GMT)
Hope you all have a good time at the November meet.
Keith
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 23:24:42 (GMT)
To wake up one morning after a heavy night to find that all your mates have shaved your hair off is one thing, but to look into a mirror and see the face thats looking back at me. It's too politically incorrect to mention specifically what I am on about, but talk about 'Not seeing that one coming'!
Mi-Ander
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 19:05:36 (GMT)
Something tells me that the Nightfall team is starting to divide into two factions. The girls are going to have to explain to us lads this concept about knocking people out rather than doing them in. Whenever a corpse turns up, the same fingerprints keep being found.
Waldo
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 19:00:05 (GMT)
I have found it difficult to contact alliance leaders and fellow quest Game 4 players in the past, so in an effort to encourage the sharing of information and discussion of game related topics specific to Quest game 4, I have set up a yahoo group site for active players of Crasimoff's Quest World Game 4. This site can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/Crasimoffgame4/joinPlayers of all alliances and sects are welcome. I hope that lots of you will take up the opportunity to increase your gaming experience by joining this new community.GL
Goran Longshanks <dax@garsde.freeserve.co.uk>
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 18:33:26 (GMT)
If anyone has any emails that bounce when sending to the usual Crasiworld email address, please phone me and let me know or leave a message here in the guestbook.Everything seems to be working fine today but I know one player had an email bounce about 4:00pm yesterday.Thanks.
Andy
- Saturday, November 09, 2002 at 11:39:39 (GMT)
Oh no. If she finds out she's on a Who's Who page it's going to go to her head and she will be impossible to live with!
Jill <www.whinny4me.com>
Spotsy, VA USA - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 18:56:51 (GMT)
Sorry Jill, yup Zanthia used to play and can even be found on the Who's Who section in the Tavern in the Beyond Section of the site.
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 18:35:58 (GMT)
I played the email version of your game for a tiny while as Zanthia, but never really caught on. Too many hobbies, too little free time. Hope the gathering is fun.
Zanthia (Jill) <whinny4me@mindspring.com>
Spotsylvania, VA USA - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:23:43 (GMT)
For the Hero Gathering...
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:06:27 (GMT)
Before anyone gets confused, that was the weekend of the 30th Nov I was talking about.
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:06:09 (GMT)
Methinks we've got a few people visiting here from somewhere odd. This board is for the players of the games of Crasiworld and that is all people here are interested in.Here's to what looks set to be a brilliant Hero Gathering weekend.
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:04:05 (GMT)
Oh well, I can't understand what you all are talking about.
Zanthia <whinny4me@mindspring.com>
Spotsy, VA 22553 - Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 22:21:40 (GMT)
Due to the wife being away in York at the time of the next CW meet later this month in Blackpool, I won't beattending this particular meet.
Larry
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 21:42:21 (GMT)
As long as I don't try to match you, Bolters.
Maiyart the sad
- Saturday, October 19, 2002 at 21:13:23 (BST)
.....SAD!!! (Good to see you my old Mucker, no-one better to share a pint or two with than Maiyart!!!!)
Boltan
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 21:01:09 (BST)
If you are Boltan the Bhuna... what does that make me? On second thoughts, don't answer that.
Maiyart
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 13:39:37 (BST)
Rising up, back on my feet...too much ale too much curry...I'm frickin wreced I can hardly stand up...just a man and his stinkin backside...It's the eye of the needle etc etc (See previous message) - Ok, first verse was printable!!!!
Boltan De Bhuna
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 00:20:47 (BST)
Tell you what BK, you obviously need something more nutrional in your diet. I'll sort you out with a nice hot Edwina..... (to the tune of Eye of the Tiger)...It's the Eye of a Needle..It's a watery fart...I could sure use some medicated Izal...and it smaells like a B?st?rd in the dead of the night...and I'm going to shit through the eye......of a needle!!!! (As performed by Eddie Shit - Supporting the Macc Lads). Everyone just getting into these intellectually vibrant and inspiring lyrics, sorry, the other 2 verses are unprintable!!!!!
Boltan the Bhuna!
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 23:55:20 (BST)
careful now boltan, steady on boy, you don`t want to ge me going now do you!! you know what i am capable of!! see ya thursday me old mate. you can buy me a pint for that!
black knight
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 23:06:23 (BST)
Good to see the old bar swinging again - It did seem to be getting a bit amby pamby liberal of late, swords replaced with handbags etc. Catch you next week BK!
Walker
- Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 12:26:09 (BST)
Hey BK, loved the flamer!! And before you say it, no I would not like fries with my order and you can shove your "nice day" squarely up your rectal cavity....YOU GOT IT!!!!
Boltan
- Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 12:21:28 (BST)
tut tut boltan, are you annoying people again, shame on you.
bk
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 23:14:17 (BST)
you poor mixed up fool shaggy. you couldnt possibly think for one minute you would get deathlord at the tache? he has to be in bed for midnight, at the latest, you know that! wouldn`t be seen dead walking the streets at three in the morning. twas bk at the tache my mixed up lunatic friend of emmett. looking forward to meeting you again, just be careful `over the table`, you never know what may happen!!!!!!
black knight
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 23:12:49 (BST)
I'll be there... not that you ever doubted it.
Darkone
- Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 22:45:11 (BST)
In responce to who's going to the Blackpool Meet... I've got one thing to say: Hooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegarten!
Maiyart
- Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 11:30:47 (BST)
The Tache was still going strong last time I checked... took them a while to rebuild after the last time they got visited by Linstram, Boltan, Deathlord and Shaggy. I'll be there personally this weekend Just to check it out for you tho!
Shaggy
- Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 20:32:08 (BST)
Who's going to BLACKPOOL then? Shaggy my boy, is that Rock club still going strong? Fatty, Slaylord, Linstram and Boltan all confirmed - Just need old Boney to make the full set. Lets hope for a bigger climax to this one (I'm sure I can feel an Edwina gag cumming on, oops did I spell that wrong, must admit I never "Majored" in English!!!! and of course the guest of honour will be present ................................HOOOOEEEGGAAAARDENNN!!!!
Shayde - Boltan - Walker
- Monday, September 30, 2002 at 23:40:46 (BST)
Who is this Kretins Anonymous? I've always been a member of TRUE SALA myself (those old enough to remember this once great alliance). Swampmen only really any good for making shoes out of.
Boltan
- Monday, September 30, 2002 at 23:28:46 (BST)
I've never "back-stabbed" another player in 15 years of PBM'ing KEITH!!! Anyway, I've had enough of your mud slinging - Ask the GM to Check back for you. You will find that on the date of our agreement the resources in question were actually owned by me. You will also find that I am still honouring that agreement even now. As to using this tavern for the wrong game - It's a frickin pub you sad Frog!!!! I'll talk about whatever the hell I like, you can always try and stop me of course........... (But then you'll note from the rounds and HG reports that bar-room brawls are a bit of a speciality!!!!!)
Walker
- Monday, September 30, 2002 at 23:24:11 (BST)
Richard that message was clearly off you. Stop your bitching you got what you asked for by your own backstabbing ways. Beside which this is not the right place for that message try the games own dedicated message board.
K.A.
- Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 18:51:48 (BST)
Now that really is sneaky! If I create a character and name them similar to the TRUE NAME of another player, I can ligitimately leave messages here which are signed with their name. A trick even I hadn't thought about!
Deathlord
- Friday, September 27, 2002 at 17:27:55 (BST)
Have no fear Deathlord, most of the characters here are simply enjoying an ale! - Best watch for them swamp type creatures though, apart from the the fact that they smell like rotting cabbage, they are inclined to be untrustworthy backstabbing weasles with the intellectual capacity of a neutered scrotum!!
Crouch - Level I
- Friday, September 27, 2002 at 00:29:32 (BST)
With all these long messages I thought a nice scrap was starting again. No such luck.
Deathlord
- Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 19:08:47 (BST)
Sroasha, I've added Dax and Black Knight to the Beyond Hope Mailing list, so we should now all be able to discuss ways to annoy BK.. erm I mean complete our quest.
Emmett
- Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 00:12:41 (BST)
[Tewatum One (Kevin Holdaway) - Beyond Abbey] Tewatum One is still rummaging amongst the various items in the shop, Shaggy [a shopkeeper at this point] trying to be as patient as he can whilst the dwarf roots through boxes of armour parts and lumps of metal. Turning his attention to the shelf infront of him Tewatum begins looking amongst the jars and bottles thinking there might be some vintage liquor or similar powerful potions. -- "What's dis then," he mutters to Shaggy turning the dusty bottle over in his hand. -- The dwarf wipes the dust from the label and begins to read as best he can, "Peekeeled Po... Pe. Pixxx. Ah now I get it [Magical command edited for the safety of anyone stood near Shaggy] .!" -- Maiyart and Myster Pink have just turned back to look in the direction of the shop when they see flashes of bright light within the interior and then suddenly the front of the shop explodes outwards in a mighty bloom of splintered wood and mangled metal. Something within the shop then explodes even more powerfully with other explosions going off within it, some multicoloured. This is completely devastating, tearing the roof off the two storey building and demolishing the two establishments either side of the Bazaar. -- ***** -- Myster Pink and Maiyart takes their hands from off over their heads and start to get up from the cobbled street onto which they had thrown themselves. Maiyart dusts smouldering wood from his clothing and looks at the scene of destruction. Smoke is rising from the rumble and as Myster Pink is muttering something about no-one having been able to survive that, Maiyart spots movement. -- Bits of rubble shift and from beneath them rises up the surprisingly unsinged figure of Shaggy [No longer with a shop to keep]. The man lifts himself up with the aid of a staff and pats his chest, where a certain amulet rests, almost in thanks. He looks around at the smoking remains and spotting Maiyart and Myster Pink, he points to a still burning dwarven boot lying in the ruins and declares, "Your friend just put me out of business! What are you going to do about it?!" -- ***** -- "Oh dear," exclaims Myster Pink as he picks up the remains of a smoking boot, "I think this was Tewatum!" After a brief moment, the mage then shrugs and says, "Ah well here today gone tomorrow as I seem to recall someone once saying to me." [Epitaph: Tewatum One was several months later found to have survived the explosion, when (Kevin decided to return to the game) he took to the high seas in pursuit of more caring companions]
Shaggy
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:54:32 (BST)
[Tewatum One (Kevin Holdaway) - Beyond Abbey] Tewatum One is still rummaging amongst the various items in the shop, Shaggy [a shopkeeper at this point] trying to be as patient as he can whilst the dwarf roots through boxes of armour parts and lumps of metal. Turning his attention to the shelf infront of him Tewatum begins looking amongst the jars and bottles thinking there might be some vintage liquor or similar powerful potions. -- "What's dis then," he mutters to Shaggy turning the dusty bottle over in his hand. -- The dwarf wipes the dust from the label and begins to read as best he can, "Peekeeled Po... Pe. Pixxx. Ah now I get it [Magical command edited for the safety of anyone stood near Shaggy] .!" -- Maiyart and Myster Pink have just turned back to look in the direction of the shop when they see flashes of bright light within the interior and then suddenly the front of the shop explodes outwards in a mighty bloom of splintered wood and mangled metal. Something within the shop then explodes even more powerfully with other explosions going off within it, some multicoloured. This is completely devastating, tearing the roof off the two storey building and demolishing the two establishments either side of the Bazaar. -- ***** -- Myster Pink and Maiyart takes their hands from off over their heads and start to get up from the cobbled street onto which they had thrown themselves. Maiyart dusts smouldering wood from his clothing and looks at the scene of destruction. Smoke is rising from the rumble and as Myster Pink is muttering something about no-one having been able to survive that, Maiyart spots movement. -- Bits of rubble shift and from beneath them rises up the surprisingly unsinged figure of Shaggy [No longer with a shop to keep]. The man lifts himself up with the aid of a staff and pats his chest, where a certain amulet rests, almost in thanks. He looks around at the smoking remains and spotting Maiyart and Myster Pink, he points to a still burning dwarven boot lying in the ruins and declares, "Your friend just put me out of business! What are you going to do about it?!" -- ***** -- "Oh dear," exclaims Myster Pink as he picks up the remains of a smoking boot, "I think this was Tewatum!" After a brief moment, the mage then shrugs and says, "Ah well here today gone tomorrow as I seem to recall someone once saying to me." [Epitaph: Tewatum One was several months later found to have survived the explosion, when (Kevin decided to return to the game) he took to the high seas in pursuit of more caring companions]
Shaggy
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:54:29 (BST)
[Sir Roses - Beyond Hope] Sir Roses is already up and charging down the hillock towards the riders brandishing his sword. -- ***** -- The remaining three who are still mounted turn their snarling red-eyed Nightmares towards the incoming warriors and the figure furthest on the left raises a hand and Sir Roses suddenly stops and drops to his knees screaming in agony and clutching his head. -- ***** -- [further fighting ensues... ] -- Brother Derkin meanwhile puts his hands to his mouth in utter horror as he witnesses Sir Roses scream die with the explosion of his head, fragments of brain and bone scattering the ground around him. -- Even Emmett is silenced on seeing this!. [After the battle...] -- As the three come down the hillock, they find Black Knight poking about the tattered robes with his sword whilst Emmett is rather tactlessly looting the body of Sir Roses. -- The strange thing is he keeps turning to the thin air next to him and saying, "Yes I know this is yours but its not going to do you must good now is it!" -- ***** -- "You could have at least waiting until he was cold," comments Beren, Emmett now sporting Sir Rose?s helm which could have done with more than just a quick wipe through with his sleeve. -- "It's what he wanted," points out Emmett before turning to the thin air next to him a little angrily, "Yes it is!" -- "Oh yes it is!" he now tells the air, as if having a conversation and people only get one side of it. -- Brother Derkin ignores the 'pantomime-like' argument and kneels by the body to offer a short prayer to K'nor. -- "Sir Roses, you were a brave warrior..." -- ***** -- [And later still...] -- As they travel Brother Derkin turns to Emmett. -- Indicating to the magic sword and Helm of Truesight, he says, "I accept that those items are now of no further use to Sir Roses, but let us use them to vanquish the forces of darkness - I know Sir Roses would have wanted that." -- "Oh no he wouldn't," retorts Emmett before something in the air attracts his attention. -- Emmett now looks a little sheepish and changes his tune, "Oh? er? yes he would actually?" -- [Epitaph: To this day the ghost of Sir Roses haunts the Beyond Hope Group ... or so Emmett claims]
Emmett
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:51:17 (BST)
[Cassandra (Will Masters) - Nightfall] -- From the other chamber can be heard, "Just get her up onto there" -- ***** -- As he tries to manoeuvre his lock pick into the keyhole of the handcuffs, Mudskipper listens hard to try and pick up what is being said two chambers away? -- ***** -- 'slap!' -- 'SLAP!' -- "Ah you?'e awake I see!" -- "Wha? what have you done to her! Cassandra noooo!" -- The voice is that of Jake. -- "As I told your now dead spectacled friend, I had the means for opening the tomb. What I didn't tell him was that it had to be the fresh blood of one such as she." -- "It hurts doesn't it to see one you care about be taken away from you." [Epitaph: Cassandra, left to die whilst the rest of the group made good their escape ... her body was never recovered... or even looked for]
Mudskipper
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:47:13 (BST)
[Radu & Mara - Nightfall] -- With his staff ready in one hand Mudskipper avoids [the flaming mummy] and gets over to the [unconscious] bodies [of Mara and Radu] where he crouches down, the insects appearing to pay him no attention at all. -- He reachesout with a gloved hand into the swarming mass and starts to brush them away from the chest of Radu. -- Unzipping the front of Radu's jacket, he pulls a wallet out from the inside pocket and removes Radu's mike and radio -- As he starts to pull the pack from Radu's back, the agent suddenly jerks and his eyes snap open. -- An arm darts forth and grabs a hold of Mudskipper's coat. -- The agent pleads something in Russian, words Mudskipper recognises as a cry for help. -- Pulling forth his thin lockpick, and without a moment's hesitation or guilt, Mudskipper plunges it into Radu's left eye and deep into his brain. -- The body twitches twice and the lies still. -- Mudskipper glances back at the others and can see that with his back to them, they were unable to see what he just did -- ***** -- With a similar action carried out on Mara to be sure of the nobleman's death, Mudskipper brushes away more of the scorpions to allow him to remove the rest of their dead comrade's equipment. -- ***** -- "I was too late to save them," says Mudskipper as he leaps back aboard the boat, dropping the various items from the dead into the bottom of the vessel. -- "Damn," exclaims Alexander, "and Mara was always such a good old stick, he'll be sorely missed down the club." [Epitaph: Radu and Mara, murdered by Mudskipper ... just don't tell the rest of the group!]
Mudskipper
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:45:03 (BST)
One of the biggest things that can happen in a Beyond turn, is for a player character to get killed off. Thought it might be cool to copy here some of the inventive ways in which Andy has got rid of suplus characters. (Might also be a surprise to any players who though they had only dropped out temporarily ;p)
Mudskipper
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:41:19 (BST)
Come on Shaggy, you are leaving small things out again like in your play. Myster Pink is turning on the group as well. Things are not that bad, Me and Bauxite are okay at the moment but I think we should get out of here fast.
Ultra Mort
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:36:31 (BST)
Beyond Hope-Goran/Dax-please contact the GM for my e-mail address.
Sraosha
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 22:55:20 (BST)
We're screwed! The five Abbey group members are surrounded by 12 Wraith lords, Myster Pink has just turned full wraith, Shaggy and Maiyart are infected and on their way to becoming wraiths. And now the vampire lord has woken up. Bugger!
Shaggy
- Monday, September 23, 2002 at 14:31:43 (BST)
Walker, thats another fine mess you've gotten me into!
Linstram the mage
- Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 17:50:35 (BST)
Hope your books are "more better" than your English Calin - Next time I need a couple to prop up a wonky table I'll be heading straight for "Top Books"!!! - The "more better" choice for discerning reader.
Walker
- Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 23:19:13 (BST)
But Ultra Mort, if I hadn't gone for Dorial, we'd have had to kill all the crypt corpses and THEN face what we are doing now. At least doing it my way we can forget about the crypt corpses. So yes, I will remember for the next time.. that doing it my way saved us a lot of trouble.
Shaggy
- Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 14:41:47 (BST)
No surprise there then Shaggy when you insist on trying straight for Dorial instead of taking down the coffin corpses. Point is will you remember for the next time if there is one?
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 23:20:13 (BST)
Oh boy! Looks like the Abbey group are in trouble. (again)
Shaggy
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 18:08:18 (BST)
I get the feeling that the last message is from one of the computer Quest players rather than one of the Beyond games. When you want a bit more freedom with your turns you might want to consider converting across. As for information, what are you after. As for pretending I'm from one of those religions..... can't really be assed! You'll take whatever information your given, and be thankful for it.
Deathlord
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 21:06:34 (BST)
For the Glory of T'Gellen and honour of Dragonfall will all our foes be dispatched to the grim halls of V'Garn.We are seeking followers of K'nor and T'Gellen to share information and possibly Dungeon exploration with.contact dax@garsde.freeserve.co.uk
Goran Longshanks <dax@garsde.freeserve.co.uk>
England - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 09:43:19 (BST)
Anyone got any Asparin?
Walker
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 12:42:38 (BST)
What upcoming Nightfall meet?
Mark A/ Firefly
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 13:09:26 (BST)
Maurice will we see ole Stumpy Scudamore at the coming Nightfall Meet? Just let me know if your email address is the same as it used to be and I'll send you out some details if you'd like.
Andy
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:27:02 (BST)
Hmmm... See the Tavern still smells of over-ripe dwarf. Just passing through you understand to ensure everyone is still behaving themselves... badly. Hi folks - still nosey enough to look in now and again. Andy good to see the new games are generating some action. CheersJulian
Maurice of Lilac
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:19:51 (BST)
Hello everybody, this is a message to any game 4 player's out there. Does anyone have or is looking to start a questor map of the Game 4 world. If so I would be willing to go into collaberation. Cheers,
Laurence Watkins <larry_cw@carrotmail.com>
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 11:35:23 (BST)
Typo to last Linstram message:- "save" should read "hump" (would have used the Austin Powers word but thought Andy might delete it!!)
Linstram "Unzipped"
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 14:50:31 (BST)
Linstram, we should have left you to the Queen !!!!! Oh well, round we go again...bring it to me and I'll turn it inside out for you!!
Walker
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 14:46:05 (BST)
A quick message from the Dominion to the Golden Serpant your alliance is doomed!
Da boss
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:27:46 (BST)
Big Black worm - is that all? - now we've got a rather attractive green serpent that spits things - mmmm - nice!! Was my fault admittedly, but Blue Moon, i'll save you!!
Linstram the mage
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:42:12 (BST)
At least perhaps now you understand old friend - I tried explaining it to a big black worm.........but he didn't get it.....but then he did!!!!
K'Nis
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 20:20:22 (BST)
"Ouch" says Faolan "I've just been stung !!" "What by ?" asks Blue Moon, all concerned, "A wasp ?" "No" replies Faolan, "A barbed comment or two from the Big W.""Ah well, at least you got a response !!"
Faolan
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:11:22 (BST)
Four groups against one Hmmm, can not comment on this as I and my group have just done the smae really.
Telus of the TR
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:50:40 (BST)
Attacking One group with Four others sounds more like common sense than cowardice to me!
Shaggy
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 13:59:25 (BST)
Greetings from the brainny one (or is it lack) just a small message to the dominon, attacking one group with four of yours A BIT OF A COWARDLY ACT. Never mind revenge will come. Your days are numbered. from the SERPENTS
Brains <Glyn_brains@hotmail.com>
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 23:49:58 (BST)
Yes Shaggy, I hear a job joke can cure you of hiccups. Perhaps we should invite this person to join our group. That way none of us will ever get the hiccups again.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 21:02:44 (BST)
I have to confess guys, I was quite frankly terrified when I saw his words. I could barely contain my fear, at least it cured my hiccups though.
Shaggy
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:03:50 (BST)
Soory Darkone, still don't remember this fool. Never even heard anyone mention him either, so must have made quite an impression in peoples minds even with been a tranie freak.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 05:57:06 (BST)
I think remember him. Wasn't he the transvetite rat catcher in Crasimoff City. You know, the one with one leg shorter than the other, and a long brown habit which kept getting blown up over his head when it was windy. Hairy ass, stocking and stiletoes!
Darkone
- Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 17:23:58 (BST)
whoever you are, DON'T SHOUT!!!!!
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 15:41:13 (BST)
TREMBLE ONE AND ALL I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE GREAT DEPTHS OF HELLAND I AM BACK TO REAP GREAT VENCGENCE UPON ALL THOSE SOULS WHO BENEFITTED FROM MY ABSENCEBEWARE ALL THOSE WHO DONT REMEMBERTHE LAST REMAINING LORD OF THE TRIARCHY OF DEATH AND DESPAIR HAS RETURNEDI SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO METING OUT GREAT MISERY UPON THOSE WHO DARE TO CROSS MY PATH
kazgar <kazgar@sega-europe.com>
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 23:50:41 (BST)
Hmmm, okay Shaggy I conceed that point. However, what happened to the heroic holding off of the reinforcements coming up the corridor and with the aid of a mere horn and blowing through it knocking over quite a few of them. Oh by the way if you are going to write another play, can we at least get the events in the right order? We were attacked by bandits and the flying metal bikes on the way to the way station. Also how about, while we are at it, you not casting yourself as the main character and have me seeing to the good looking women?
Drufus
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 21:37:26 (BST)
And Darkone, no offense mate, but you're pretty scary. Would you want to be portrayed in the play as someone who picks flowers and hugs everyone he meets? No? You're a bloody frightening individual, if that's how you come across in the play, then that's cos that's how you are! And there *was* another side to your character, the audience loved the bit where you adapted a barn door to fly us around, they were rolling in the aisles at that bit. And, *you saved the princess*, it could have easily gone wrong at the end, maybe even you could have got into an arguement with the Lorx woman and the princess could have accidentally been killed. But because of your speed and skills, she was saved, and the galaxy with her.
Shaggy
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 13:13:20 (BST)
Drufus I'm confused. It was a play 'based on a true story'. I even made sure *you* came out of it heroically, when all was lost, when everyone was down, the quest was over, and out of the shadows heroically emerges Drufus, he is prepared to sacrifice his own life for the quest, and against all the odds, saves the princess. You didn't like that? Would you rather be remembered as doing Everything you could to save the princess, with only unconsciousness preventing you from going all the way. Or as someone who has a go at saving the princess, then when it starts to hurt, sod the Princess and you pretend to be dead? I'm genuinely surprised you would object to that. In all 'based on true story' plays, dramatic license is used to make the heroes more heroic, and the villains more dastardly. You came out of this as a hero, don't knock it.
Shaggy
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 13:05:38 (BST)
What a magnificent play, Shaggy! You have true talent!
Maiyart
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 10:03:39 (BST)
Well Shaggy, what can I say apart from your play is like a farm yard. I mean full of it. Bloody five headed cat, what a joke just to hide the fact that it scratched you and you could not take it. You certainly did not use this telekinesis junk on me neither, you were too busy hiding under your cloak of shadows when I went running past. At the end I did not fall unconsciousness, I choose to play dead due to my low health after passing the girl to Master Darkone. Perhaps we as a group should get together to expose you for the rubbish and lies you have told against our good names. I use the term goo names loosely as well.
Drufus
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 22:04:13 (BST)
p.s. As a father figure I feel you ought to be paying me more pocket money
Shaggy
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 21:15:11 (BST)
That you, Darkone, are a fearsome and courageous adventurer and a more than valuable asset to any quest. That without you all would have been lost, and that I look up to you like a father figure... Something like that anyway.
Shaggy
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 21:13:30 (BST)
Very slanderous your play! Have you noticed, if you replace every reference of Darkone doing something with the phrase 'Darkone brutally kills XXXXX' the play doesn't change in context one bit. "Once upon a time, in the fairy tale wood deep within dingly dell, there lived three wonderful heroes. Shaggy the Magnificent, Everyone-else the not so Magnificent, and Darkone (who was brutally murdering acouple of small animals)." Just what are you trying to imply Shaggy?
Darkone
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 19:07:36 (BST)
The Adventures of Shaggy: Invaders from Beyond the Stars, available now in all good Village Halls.
Shaggy
- Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 17:43:16 (BST)
Good stuff Graham, but it reads like close stuff. I won't put my comment on his judgement on this open site, but have you spotted what I have?
Darkone
- Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 19:21:06 (BST)
Hey Mark, thought you where no longer about. No messages on any chat list from you for a while. I see you have not lost your crude touch (grin).
Keith
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 23:05:34 (BST)
Yay for Graeme! Middle finger to Hanna Barbara!
Mark A
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 17:37:20 (BST)
Nice one Graeme, nice to see the normal man can beat a company. Bit of a long winded read though, but took the time to read all of it. Did not quite understand all the report but got the idea at the end.
Keith
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 06:09:34 (BST)
Those of you who knew Hanna Barbera were taking legal action against me to get, scoobydoo.co.uk The final decision is in, I won! http://www.nic.uk/drs/decisions/scooby-v-hay.html
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 16:44:25 (BST)
A Fantasy Meet of Epic Proportions!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 09:29:29 (BST)
I am sure everyone would like to know one thing about the meet. What type is it?
Keith
- Friday, July 12, 2002 at 22:08:01 (BST)
I'll be there
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Friday, July 12, 2002 at 18:11:17 (BST)
Blackpool Crasimeet - The Dates have been set! The Meet will take place at the hotel we were at last time on Saturday 30th November to Sunday 1st December. Feel free to stay from the Friday night for what looks set to be the biggest Meet of the Year!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:10:53 (BST)
And so shall all those how cross me die the same way, by the FUBAR. Next on the list is Reaver.
Ben Robertson
- Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 17:07:18 (BST)
Yes I'm back.... well not really, just saying Hi. To those of you who know me I am now resident on the distance shores.... of the isle of Wight. See ya all
Grob Black Wolf <H'Ragul@Home>
Catchmere, - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 12:42:16 (BST)
Right, I understand now Master Darkone (wink). It's a good job they don't know that we found a scroll of greater create as well that we cleared to use it for a fire storm scroll.
Drufus
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:38:10 (BST)
Thats right Drufus, I am feeding them a 'Load' so that they become overconfident and make a mistake. But, keep it your self, its a secret!
Darkone
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:23:03 (BST)
Very public spirited of you Drufus to expose Darkones mistruths, I'm sure he'll have ideas on how to thank you properly ;p
Shaggy
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:15:21 (BST)
I sniff something Darkone and I think a bovine is responsible.
Mage Boy
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 10:18:12 (BST)
Master Darkone, I am confused. I have a different memory of the calling than you. The name of the child we tried to save was Setora. Are you playing these people up, or is my memory faulty. Unsure what is going on as I am not sure how the calling affects the mind.
Drufus
- Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:35:04 (BST)
Er...thought "Xavvy" was male ? Presumably this "ring" is not the "RING" carried by...hmmm, that would be saying,by someone on the "Darklands" ?
Faolan
- Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:00:16 (BST)
Party Time (Conga Conga) your escapades will save rounds of work - Nice One Lads
Belgarions mate Walker
- Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 21:07:11 (BST)
Yes. The Child had something to do with a missing ring and we had to protect her from people who were after her. The forces of the king of madness were hunting her. Unfortunately she got her brains blown out and she was the only thing stopping the king using the ring to release the storm.
Darkone
- Monday, June 17, 2002 at 22:49:54 (BST)
Re: the weekends HG-is the "small child" called "Xavvy"& "the dark storm " anything to do with the "King Of Madness" ?
Faolan
- Monday, June 17, 2002 at 21:57:35 (BST)
Hey, Master Darkone. We could always raise her anyway I am sure we could make her a real good unlife killing machine to face these dwarves we are having fun with. (Very evil grin).
Drufus
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 20:17:30 (BST)
Failing that we could plough her in and she'll make great compost!
Darkone
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 18:08:22 (BST)
Oh, where were the heroes when they were needed? A mere five heroes did battle against a swarm of marauders and killers to protect a small child. Alas, Violet fell attacking the foe. Was this her final selfless act or will she be thrust back into the perils of the mortal plane to rally us all against the dark storm that is about to break across the world.May she find peace in the Garden of A'nis.
A'nis priestess <martin@questors.plus.com>
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 18:05:59 (BST)
Bluddy hell! bin blowin' on me fingies all neet. Oi you! Yeh, you at the back, singgerin'. You an' yer in-yer-Nintenodos. Any more o' that, an' ah'll introduce yer to me Black an' Decker Power Complex!Oh shee.., ah'm shoutin' agen. Deep brefs, G!RIGHT er, I mean ...right. Bein' shushed agen. If yer can hear me out there, yer gotta help.Em's stil okay, wen I can stop 'er wanderin' off wi the fairies. We got Saint loose turnin' in ter a black-eyed gardin shredder, this bloke John oo'd I never trust wi' mi' pint, cos I think he'd spit in iit, an Jai oo is okay, of the brown pesrwashun,. But ee's a mate.But cud someome ring me Mum? The number is (+44) 161 430 7008.Oh, an' who won the World Cup? Was it France or Portugal? Nah! Bet it was them bluddy Argies agen.G
Gutboy
- Friday, June 14, 2002 at 23:31:23 (BST)
John, how have you not aged? What are you?
Saint...?
- Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:39:01 (BST)
Sssh! Em's asleep, an' I can say wot I wants to. Saint 'as gone all ter pot, yer know. Talkin' garlic, Em sez. Gettin a bit ter much fer me. Jus' let them li'll buggers keep cumin' an' I'll be 'appy! Oh, bluddy 'ell, ah'm shoutin' agen. S'okay Em, ah'm jus' shuttin' it up.. Oh no, not me fingies.. Aaaah!
Gutboy
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 23:45:31 (BST)
Apologies. You turn your back for a moment and "he" nicks the laptop. I must distance myself from G's unprofessional comments and poor spelling. John is not a "wuss," far from it. But I won't say in which direction.As for Saint? Well, about as balanced as an egg on a springboard.But I'm just the rational one!
Emily
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 23:37:22 (BST)
Don't trust that ring o' trufh! Em gived me this trufh-paste wot was ment ter let me 'ave a ring o' confidence, but am still a dog breff. Wear that ring an' you'll go wanerin' round tellin' whoppers, like "John ain't a wuss," an' "Saint lives on a planet close ter ours."
Gutboy
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 23:29:32 (BST)
I seem to remember the ring of truth made you tell the truth if you wore it, but it also made the person you asked a question of tell the truth. Sort of a double edged sword Maiyart. Be careful with it, you may live to regrete wearing it, best leave it off unless you wish to ask a question of someone.
Ben
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 23:05:25 (BST)
No worries. If that's what people want then I work the break around the match.
Andy
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:25:20 (BST)
Hero gathering this weekend, any chance we're likely to get an extended break for lunch on the Saturday to watch England play at 12.30?
Shaggy's spokesman
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:20:06 (BST)
I got the following: Potion of Polymorph, Ring of Truth, Mysterious Heavy Tome, two spell scrolls, & a Pouch of Gems (300'os worth). Anyone know what a ring of truth does? Is it a bad idea to wear it?
Maiyart
- Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 13:20:50 (BST)
I also picked up a wand, same gold and a couple of spells
Shayde
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:37:43 (BST)
The cloak of shadows is a thieves cloak and gives a sort on invisibility in Shadows. The star chart is one used by sea captains.My main gain was a wand of spell storing 200pts.
Darkone
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 19:56:19 (BST)
Gains from HG 46- 6 Magic Arrows,Boots Of Sneaking, Pouch Of Gems (300'o worth), Dispel Magic & Teleport-these latter 2 are really to me as a Chieftan !!Oh-also 53 award points.
Mallon
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 18:50:13 (BST)
Does anyone from the last Gathering of Heroes remember what the Cloak of Shadows actually does? or what the Star Chart is for?
Shaggy
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 17:02:30 (BST)
I'll be there, hopefully arriving Friday in time for alcohol.
Shaggy
- Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 19:36:41 (BST)
Who is coming at the weekend? Anyone coming Friday night?Please note the new e-mail address as well.
Mark Latto <mslatto@blueyonder.co.uk>
- Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 15:21:41 (BST)
Black Knight: Don't interupt whilst your master is thinking! ;p
Emmett
- Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 18:48:55 (BST)
emmett:that was not supposed to happen.!!!!i am not happy at all, i would never be a slave to anybody, so don`t get any foolish ideas!!! (sarcastic comments will not be tolorated)
black knight
- Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 23:22:17 (BST)
Don't worry about the leeches, I have a cunning plan, it is perfect in every way, it involves YOU RESCUING ME! Failing that I'm not worried, something will turn up, I've seen enough old batman episodes to know that when things look their worst, when it looks like there's no way out for our trusty hero and his faithful sidekick, when all seems lost, something camp will happen involving at least one BOSH, a BASH, and often a KAPOW (no relation) and the day will be saved.
Emmett
- Tuesday, June 04, 2002 at 13:32:15 (BST)
EMMETT: you are a sad demented person. and i just love to see you in the position you are in at the moment! next turn should be hilarious with the leeches. i can`t wait!!
BLACK KNIGHT
- Sunday, June 02, 2002 at 16:29:15 (BST)
Agree that episode two is better than one, but still feel the title sounds like an anal disease. One gripe I do have about the film is the amount of effects in it. Perhaps this is why some of the acting seemed shallow and wooden, I mean wouldn't you be the same working on a blue carpet in front of blue wallpaper all day long?
Shunt the ex player
- Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 16:55:00 (BST)
If you haven't seen Dog Soldiers yet, well worth a trip out to the cinema.
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 08:24:47 (BST)
Green Goblin, ain't he in Spiderman? Spiderman rocks! Saw the whole movie on the net a few weeks ago and it is one cool film. Has to be the best superhero flick, kicking Batman and Superman into touch.
Spider-Sensei
- Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 08:23:47 (BST)
Thank you Graeme, nice to see someone else thinks the same as me.
Keith
- Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 21:05:12 (BST)
Heheh, the two foot tall green goblin jedi master looked a bit fake? ;p
Graeme
- Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 19:56:23 (BST)
Yoda kicks ass!
Mark A
- Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 12:10:56 (BST)
Yeah good film, though I did think Yoda looked a but faulse in the duel at the end. Don't know what it was but the close ups made him look like mr streatch. All in all though good film.
Keith
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 23:13:38 (BST)
Go Yoda! :)
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 20:35:11 (BST)
Yup... I agree: vast, vast improvement over episode one. I was also extremely impressed with the computer gen stuff (eg: Yoda) as well. There were some really nice touches for the more hardcore fans as well (and I'm sure there were a few that I missed). I actually thought Hayden Christianson did okay. And the eye candy was more than adequate [grin].
Mark A
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:33:55 (BST)
Yup, pretty good stuff. Definately worth seeing. Though, after all the hype, I thought they rushed the big battle a bit.Rich
Walker
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 10:13:05 (BST)
Star Wars - Attack of the Clones - Yup saw it on Saturday. Damn sight better film than Phantom Menace, it actually has a plot! Shame Anakin is so wooden, alright Mark 'Luke' Hammil wasn't a great actor but he had something about him. As Louise so rightly pointed out, Anakin should have the attractive 'dangerous' air about him which would make it clear for Amidala to fall for him. Basically the love story is a dead fish, no chemistry! That said, the rest of the film is fantastic, alright so there's ropey dialogue but visually it is stunning and action packed. If you haven't seen it yet, go see it!
Andy
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 09:13:11 (BST)
What did you do to me John?
Saint
- Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 15:14:13 (BST)
Huh? Has this whole thing finally got to you Saint? I hope you recover from this illness soon! Nightfall needs you!
Firefly
- Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 17:47:57 (BST)
GO DTACHTA CUNNA IFRINN DO CHROI JOHN! GO DTACHTA CUNNA IFRINN DO CHROI!
Saint
- Friday, May 10, 2002 at 15:53:12 (BST)
Off the bench, and in the Labyrith! Any advice for a newbie Mek Jockey...besides don't get killed!?
Dixie (Morningstar) <halforc80@hotmail.com>
- Monday, May 06, 2002 at 14:46:23 (BST)
Oh sorry for that bit of a bloody nose you got on that last attack. I know I sort of got hit a bit but if I had planed it better I would have taken at least one object back off you.
Player 5
- Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 16:34:08 (BST)
Hi player 10, yes I am in the house. I have just sent in my next turn. However, if you wish to talk as Mark for my email address so we can speak direct without or plans been overheard here.
Player 5
- Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 16:31:10 (BST)
Is Player 5 in the House? - If so I think we need to talk.
Walker
- Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 01:50:39 (BST)
Heheh
Shaggy
- Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 00:30:46 (BST)
Blimey... and people say I'm difficult...
Arngra
- Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 14:28:01 (BST)
To the group I thank you for the answer that you gave me. It was the one I wanted to hear. As for your restrictions that you want me to stick to, I agree to them with one added point. The point I would like added is that the group will always tell the truth to me even if they think I would not like the answer. If this is put down in writing I will sign it (at the next meet we are together) with the penulty of I give every member in the party 1 item belonging to me that they want, for the duration that I stay with the group. I know Maiyart would state the braces that I now hold. As a gift to you Shaggy I will identify that new amulet around your neck for you. You know the one you got out of the swamp.
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 22:11:35 (BST)
Hi Shaggy, you really are more foolish than I thought. I remember the story that I heard somewhere. The story was about an oracle that would give you a truthful answer but not to the question you asked it. You had to ask the right question to get the answer you wanted. I just aplied this to the group. I knew you would never answer the real question that I wanted to ask, so rethought the question to get the right answer. It is a shame that I had to plan it this way but if you are not trustworthy enough to answer my question truthfully then what should I do?
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 21:57:10 (BST)
[Shaggy wipes a tear from his eye]
Shaggy
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 11:29:41 (BST)
Last turn you demanded we give you our Absolute Trust No Matter What... seconds after we give you our decision, you start lying to us again!!! (UM said "...and it might not have been the one I implied to the group..."). Surely I'm not alone in finding this 'roll around on the floor funny'? I never thought you'd have been able to stay trustworthy for long, but even I didn't have money on it lasting less than ten seconds. [Shaggys starts rolling round on the floor clutching his sides again]. UM you've really brightened up my day
Shaggy
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 10:57:19 (BST)
Excuse me whilst I roll around on the floor a bit.
Shaggy
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 10:50:41 (BST)
Well, Shaggy it was quite clear that you were talking about me as you have never meet another Ultra Mort. This I know for a fact. We can sense when another of the race is in pain so if you meet another one I would know about it. As for my comment, as I had not said any note about who it was you could not know who I meant. This is due to thew amount of persons that I have come into contact with. Shame you could not keep a straight face though when the group said it wanted me to stay, thank you. I have know got the answer I wanted and it might not have been the one I implied to the group.
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 06:58:41 (BST)
Bah! if it wasn't bad enough I spelt ferret wrong, it posted twice just to draw attention to it!
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 20:35:01 (BST)
...ME and my ferrett...
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 19:38:53 (BST)
...ME and my ferrett...
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 18:34:40 (BST)
Keep away from my robes!! The only thing you'll find under here is my and my ferret.
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 12:15:24 (BST)
Hehehe? Shaggy sounds like a gnome, check under his robes, bet you'll find three gnomes on each others shoulders.
Weepy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 10:39:50 (BST)
Heheh. I don't think there's anybody reading this list who didn't know who you meant Ultra Mort. Although on that subject... how did YOU know I was talking to YOU? This is typical of what I've had to deal with since joining the group, you always jumping to conclusions that whenever I make comments about "Ultra Mort" that I'm referring to you. There are other Ultra Morts around, if I remember rightly, all male members of your family are called Ultra Mort, maybe I was talking about one of them! (and yeah I realise my point here is as unrealistic as yours in the previous message).
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 10:19:47 (BST)
Nice one Darkone, very funny. At least you are keeping your sence of humour in all of this. But alas it was not turss but indeed trust. To you Shaggy, how the hell do you know I was on about you and the rest of the party when I made my statement? It is tipical of the attitude that I face every day since you turned up in this party. You have yet again jumped to a conclusion. An unfounded one at that.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:11:35 (BST)
Ahh, it all begins to make sense!
Shaggy
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:10:46 (BST)
Actually, I think I can clear all this up for you. The original disagreement actually stems from a typo rather and anything else. What Ultra Mort was originally demanding from the other party members was his Truss. For those of you who have to wear one for medical reasons, you will no doubt understand his demand that he must Absolutely have it back. The truss being essential to him being able to give support to the most important member in the party. At this time, the truss might be being used to support another member in the party, but I don't think that having to provide support to other members is an appropriate guilt trip to try and lay on him. Nor do I think that listing the times he has provided support to other members in the party is a suitable topic for an open forum such as this!
Darkone
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 16:53:55 (BST)
My puppet speaks? My puppet is called Melvyn and is part of my ventriloquist act. If he has indeed been speaking without my knowledge then I would be very worried indeed. If however you were referring to Emmett, I have never met the chap, not sure how that classes him as my puppet? And it is a shame Ultra Mort thant you demand the absolute trust of your adventuring companions, but confess they don't have your trust??
Shaggy
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 12:46:05 (BST)
And so Shaggy's puppet speaks. As for you Darkone, I would trust you to be you. Greed I agree seems to be stronger than trust. However, those people must trust you to supply what you agree to even deal with you. Right now I trust you more than certain people that I know, which I have to admit is a shame.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 06:21:03 (BST)
To trust something completely, you would certainly have to be able to rely upon it. In this life the only things you can rely on are Death & Taxes (and Crasiworlds name appearing all over your credit card statements). If someone was to ask me if I trusted them I would answer "Of course I Do!.............Trust me!" For some strange reason, which I can't put a finger on, not many people would say they trust members of my party. However, I never seem to be short of people willing to negotiate transactions, or mutual acts of co-operation with me. Perhaps there is something Stronger than Trust...........GREED!
Darkone
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 00:37:50 (BST)
Ultra Mort, once again you're madder than I am! Shaggy isn't "going on" about anything, he asked one question, then several times had to give you the same reply "I'm not going to list good or bad", you reply to each of these with huge messages. I can't speak for him, but he was asking whether other adventurers trusted you from their experiences of you, not arguing any particular case that they don't know about. There is no need to list good or bad, cos they know you.
Emmett
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 22:22:06 (BST)
I wonder why you are not willing to say how many times I helped the group compaired to betraying the group? I will tell them why. It's simple, I have not betrayed the group. As for the times I helped the group would take a while to list. The question is if I am trustworthy or not, how can people make up their minds without the full facts? You also claimed that I only sometimes help the group in a fight, yet there is not a fight I have not played my part in. I admit that I back out of a fight to heal myself and then return to the fight but that is self preservation. I have never rejected to use any of my powers for the group so that blows that argument for you as well. The only way anything would bias a vote is if you do not give the full facts. That just shows how untrustworthy you are Shaggy, to play this sort of game. The more you go on about this the more I make my mind up about certain points.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 19:40:33 (BST)
I wonder why you are not willing to say how many times I helped the group compaired to betraying the group? I will tell them why. It's simple, I have not betrayed the group. As for the times I helped the group would take a while to list. The question is if I am trustworthy or not, how can people make up their minds without the full facts? You also claimed that I only sumtimes helpp the group in a fight, yet there is not a fight I have not played my part in. I admit that I back out of a fight to heal myself and then return to the fight but that is self preservation. I have never rejected to use any of my powers for the group so that blows that argument for you as well. The only way anything would bias a vote is if you do not give the full facts. That just shows how untrustworthy you are Shaggy, to play this sort of game. The more you go on about this the more I make my mind up about certain points.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 19:38:36 (BST)
Simple question: Should Ultra Mort be granted our Absolute Trust No Matter What, or not? I'm not listing the times he's betrayed us, nor the times he's helped us, that would bias the question.
Shaggy
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 16:50:06 (BST)
Well Shaggy, it is simple why you won't list all the times you say I betrayed the group. It is a very short list of no times at all. Doing things the group does not like is not betraying the group, it is a simple matter of something you don't like. Doing things that the group does not like to protect them, even if it means charming them to get them out of what I believe is danger is still not betraying the group. As the group has no rules of how they are to act, I have not broken them and hence no betrayal of the group or its rules. So come on open your mouth and list all the times I have betrayed the group if you can, I am interested myself. So to sum up stop spreading rumours that are not true.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 15:02:15 (BST)
Morty, as I said in the original post, I do not wish to bias peoples opinions by listing all the times you've betrayed the group. So I won't. Despite the fact that you started listing good things you've done to try to bias the opinions in your favour!! And I made no accusations, i simply put forward the question... is UM trustworthy?
Shaggy
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 13:25:54 (BST)
Salinaar, I think you would come to my defence from Shaggy. After all I did risk my own life against a hydra to heal you after you feel to the groud nearly dead. With the fact that one more hit on myself would have been my end should at least count for something. Nightingale, as I carry part of you with me then you sould know that I am someone to trust in. Will you defend me against Shaggy's accusations? Bauxite, I know we have had a disagreements will you speak up for me as well. As it was not that long ago that I reveasred the poison in your system and healed you when you would surely have died. There are others out there that could speak of my good deeds, yet Shaggy wishes to put fourth only the bad things I have one. A few things at that. Yet he is also guiltiy of bad things and gets more respect than I do.
Ultra Mort.
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 11:30:09 (BST)
Well Lez, I would give up trust myself for someone to give me a plus 8 axe. Indeed a very rare item that I believe is even more rare than trust. However, on the same lines for someone to give you a plus 8 axe they must trust you to start with.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 11:05:15 (BST)
Maiyart, indeed it is a paradox as you put it. I don't like these sayigs you come out with as they make me have top think, and that hurts. However, to take your saying further, would a true friend need to ask for trust they should feel they have it anyway. Also, surely if not trusted that person should at least feel some sort of respect from those around them for their abilities?
Ultra Mort.
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 11:02:26 (BST)
Okay Lez, what have I done to you personally to get a reply like that? I know of nothing that comes to mind.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 10:55:58 (BST)
Shaggy, I challenge you to list the time that you know for sure I have betrayed the group as you put it. I have never betrayed the group, the actions I have taken are to hopefully protect the group. You are just made that I killed the children and received something from that act. The fact that I then used that gain to help the group has nothing to do with anything does it Shaggy. As to the wording of my plea, perhaps it was a bit too strong with the no matter what. However, if I fealt that I was trusted or resected in some way I would not have made the plea in the first place. What do you mean sometimes heal the group. I have never turned anyone away that needed help. However, it would be nice if you did ask sometimes to make me feel wanted instead of just expecting it.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 10:53:21 (BST)
Hi Emmett, just wondering who Ultra Mort is as it was I who said what I did. NO, I was not just having a moan but stating facts. It is clear that the closest people to my characters do not understand them, so no one could play them. I think that speaks for it self. However, I see your point about the second part 'not that I would anyway, it was a bit redundant wasn't it.
Keith Astle
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 10:44:16 (BST)
A Plus8 Axe or Morty... Ah hahahahahaha! No bluddy contest! ... And no Morty, I'd go f' the axe if ya wus wonderin'.
Lez
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 00:21:41 (BST)
Other than gold ... right? or jewellery? also chocolate? the love of a good Emmett? a dvd player? but after that trust is near the top somewhere... possibly somewhere between a plus 8 axe and a plus 7 one.
Emmett
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:36:00 (BST)
It is a difficult postion that he puts us in... a true paradox. You can only trust a true friend, but a true friend would never ask for trust. Trust is earned, not taken... and cannot be given like a possession or a trinket. It is possibly the most valuable gift you can give.
Maiyart
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:14:41 (BST)
You'd be bluddy mad to absolutely trust anyone, let alone bluddy Morty.
Lez
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:11:50 (BST)
I am greatly troubled! The Beyond Abbey group received an ultimatum this week from Ultra Mort. He said we have to promise to "Trust him *No Matter What*" or he would leave the group... Now there are a lot of people out there who know Ultra Mort from Gatherings etc, and I don't wish to bias your opinions by listing all the times he's betrayed the group, so will mention that he sometimes heals us too. What do people out there think? Should we give Ultra Mort our Absolute Trust No Matter What?
Shaggy
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:06:07 (BST)
Heheh Ultra Mort, you're madder than I am! First you say (paraphrased) "THIS IS THE REASON I WON'T BE PROXYING AT THE MEET..." ... then you say you wouldn't have proxied anyway ... you just wanted to have a moan about "RECENT EVENTS WHICH WON'T BE SPOKEN ABOUT HERE" didn't you! . You a funny man!
Emmett
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:01:46 (BST)
Its good to see some Dwarfs about and thanks Utra Mort and other dwarfs soon the dawven wedge WILL BE BACK I SWEAR IT
Bruno battlehammer
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 17:39:00 (BST)
Sorry guys, it looks like I will not be able to make this meet in June. So not one of my characters will be there. As it is clear from recent events, which shall not be talked about here, some people are still don't understanding some of my characters. This means no proxy playing, not that I would anyway. Something about the proxy players having bad things happen to them or just been plan forgot about.
Keith.A.
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 17:25:46 (BST)
Quite easily Lez, Hee Hee. Sorry Lez you are right that makes four other Dwarves. Any more out there?
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 17:21:14 (BST)
Either myself or Gan will be representing the Mudskippers in June. Who else is likely to show?
Shaggy
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 16:57:19 (BST)
Oi Morty! 'Ow the bluddy 'ell cud ya forget everyone's favrit alca... alcoh... al... drinker? ME!
Lez
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 00:41:46 (BST)
Hi Bruno, well I would be up for a try at it. Can't speak for the others though. There are not that many Dwarves about now apart from me, Bauxite and Maiyart(the black). I am sure there are others but none spring to mind. Come on all the dwarves speak up and let your selves be known.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 23:01:33 (BST)
STOP PRESS!!! - NEXT CRASIMEET DATE ANNOUNCED - The next 'Fantasy' Crasimeet will be taking place at Mark Latto's in Bristol on Sat 1st & Sun 2nd June (that's the long Bank Holiday Weekend). Simply email me to let me know if you wish to attend.
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 12:11:33 (BST)
im not sure at the moment like id said im back hopefully to stay but who knows? but it nice to some old faces and some new LOUD MOUTHS but things never change. now if only we could re form the DWAVEN WEGE things whould be diffrent there no one AND I MEAN NO ONE who could stand up arfter anight of hevy mead and song followd strait by a good fight ahhh those were the days but there isnt a man or a dwarf up for it now or is there HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Bruno battlehammer
- Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 23:20:43 (BST)
Hiya Bruno, good to see you are still about. Are you to join up with your old group or are you to join one of the fellowships that walk the land at the moment?
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, April 16, 2002 at 22:39:37 (BST)
yes it is i it has been a wile but im still alive just!!!!!!im still a bit lost though but i hope to return soon and just for you lets have a beer
Bruno battlehammer
- Sunday, April 14, 2002 at 21:21:38 (BST)
Bruno? THE Bruno? the one of the Battlehammer tribe? Alas, I can no longer see colours, so cannot see if your face is green or not.
Maiyart
- Friday, April 12, 2002 at 19:03:13 (BST)
is ther a bad smell in here or what
Bruno
- Friday, April 12, 2002 at 12:51:21 (BST)
I speaketh like yon great forefathers... tis not an impediment, but a blessing! Thou shouldst not mocketh one that controleth the elements Murkwood, but thou art forgiven as thy heart and spirit seems true.
Rios
- Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 23:45:12 (BST)
I am sorry my friend, I didn't realise you suffered from such an embarrassing speech impediment. I now regret my earlier mocking of your disability.
Murkwood
- Monday, April 08, 2002 at 14:28:43 (BST)
I doth talketh like this allst the time.
Rios
- Monday, April 08, 2002 at 01:14:31 (BST)
Rios, do you ALWAYS talk like that? you sound like my great grandad with all your old fashioned thee's and thou's.
Murkwood
- Saturday, April 06, 2002 at 14:58:11 (BST)
Rios - umm - same here!
Shay
- Thursday, April 04, 2002 at 18:13:37 (BST)
Twas a pleasure and an honour to meet fellow brave and bold Khan Fellowship members. Kubla dn Tiberious: I salute thee!
Rios
- Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 08:56:38 (BST)
gnomes rule!!!!
beezal <beezal_bub@hotmail.com>
- Monday, March 25, 2002 at 20:36:20 (GMT)
Im baack - stop spluttering in yer ale! Cestis my lil ole town, fellow cestis guild members itching to play fellowship - sweet jesus how big a carrot you gonna use Andy Ive already got concussion!Chris C
Sir Bof <yeah@wot.the.hell>
- Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 13:58:26 (GMT)
Im baack - stop spluttering in yer ale! Cestis my lil ole town, fellow cestis guild members itching to play fellowship - sweet jesus how big a carrot you gonna use Andy Ive already got concussion!Chris C
Sir Bof <yeah@wot.the.hell>
- Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 13:28:45 (GMT)
Seems to work Andy.
Mark
- Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 09:52:30 (GMT)
To Mark Latto,Mark can you try submitting html code to the guestbook to see if the html ban works okay.Cheers - ANDY
Andy <andy>
- Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 10:18:14 (GMT)
Dear Players,Gnomes! Thelittle buggers get everywhere! Looks like we have enough Gnome Illusioniststo start their own guild... 'Head of the Short Arse Conjurors Guild anyone?'Looks like wehave quite a few Mordel as well, at least the dour-faced dark pointiescan sort out the big nosed short arses.On another note,one player has already taken the term Icelander literally and has usedreal Icelandic in his character's main phrases. I am well impressed, areal stoke of genius, infact I am seriously thinking of adoting Icelandicas the in-game language for the Icelanders (luckily most speak common asthey were brought up in Cestis).So if you stillhave not submitted a character for the Playtest, why not?! Unless you'vehad both your arms cut off in some weird attack of the killer washing machinetype accident and can't use your keyboard, you've no excuse.
Andy <andy>
- Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 10:16:44 (GMT)
Beyond the Fringe - March Issue Contents:EditorialFellowshipNightfallPhantasmechDragontechDigital Sage 
Andy <andy>
- Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 10:14:02 (GMT)
Ho Muttley, and Rios. Thought i'd make an appearance on here - again - like my little doggie friend (no offence meant!)I am lawful, although maybe not quite as nice as I could be, but that goes with the territory, and the skin! Lets have a good time adventuring together!
Shay
- Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 22:19:58 (GMT)
Thou dost seem honourable Muttley. I am sure that thou shalt a fine companion. Hast thou been recieving thy messages from thy comrades from yon yahoogroup? It mays't be that thou shouls't just register thy name with those knaves at yahoogroups.
Rios
- Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 13:20:44 (GMT)
Sorry everyone in Fellowship 1 - Useless bloody Karoo groups refuses to acknowledge me as a member so sorry for not replying. Don't judge me by other wolves you may know this ones lawful....OK, the law I follow might not be the standard one but hey what the hell.
Muttley
- Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 00:07:02 (GMT)
Hi Beezul Having problems with the grunts again...
Elgion <Karik@dreamforge.freeserve.co.uk>
Telford, UK - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 13:10:00 (GMT)
Yeh, you're right! Come to think about it I don't want to lose my foot !
Shunt
- Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 09:47:33 (GMT)
careful you big boys, you don`t want to upset us gnomes. we have a bite far worse then you think for our size.upset us at your peril.
beezal
- Friday, March 15, 2002 at 19:27:35 (GMT)
I am always obliging with giving Gnomes a helping hand..... I mean BOOT!!
Shunt
- Friday, March 15, 2002 at 11:01:54 (GMT)
I think the previous comment should have read - "Gnomes Roll". Mind you you need a bit of a run up to get the plumper ones moving at any decent pace and they don't half squeal when the crash into obstacles
Nobody yeT
- Friday, March 15, 2002 at 09:33:57 (GMT)
Well, I am having fun in my fellowship all ready. A bloody Dwarf by the name of Shunt is trying to take it over. Gnomes rule is all I have to say to that.
T.Shaw
- Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 22:19:53 (GMT)
all hail my fellowship comrades. i look forward to working with you.
beezal
- Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 22:09:16 (GMT)
And so it begins.
Shaw.T.
- Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 19:35:06 (GMT)
Beezal, so you are admiting that you are an old big headed fart. Hee Hee.
T.Shaw
- Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 18:57:53 (GMT)
now now young whipper snapper, just be careful, you may upset old beezal. you have much to learn, whereas i have learnt all on my travels. can i also hear from any other gnomes out there please.
beezal <beezal_bub@hotmail.com>
gnome home, - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 23:34:06 (GMT)
Why should I show you some respect? Respect is earnt not given. What you going to use as a weapon? I suggest you use a quarter, at least that way you could also use it as a walking stick as well been Sooooo old. Hee Hee
T.Shaw
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 22:25:10 (GMT)
you litltle scamp terby, you should know better than to call your elders. just show some respect.
beezal
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 21:37:26 (GMT)
You're having a laugh, Hee Hee.
T.Shaw
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 19:01:45 (GMT)
I am in the process of switching to BT's ADSL service. They are doing a special promotion at the moment where they waive the connection fee (normally £68). They are not the cheapest per month, but when I did my sums the startup fees on the cheap monthlies, take ages to become good value due to their high startups. Try looking at: http://www.adslguide.org.uk/ - this seems the best site for UK ADSL service comparisions plus latest news (how sad am I).
Julian
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 08:03:22 (GMT)
another gnome, hee hee. An old foggie at that, hee hee. Looks like the gnomes are growing, hee hee.
T.Shaw
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:53:47 (GMT)
may i bid you welcome young adventurers, i am a gnome in my prime, just 690 this year. i look forward to meeting you in the fellowship.
beezal bub
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:49:13 (GMT)
I have a telewest Cable Line - Site Blueyonder.co.uk
Mark L
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:17:04 (GMT)
Hi all, time to go off subject for a bit. I am thinking of changing my isp from aol, so can people tell me what they use, if they have problems with Andy's turns and if you can use a cabletv provider line or do you need a BT line. This will help me sort out a new one hopefully. I know the main ones are AOL, Freeserve, and BTopentime. Are there any others to choose from?
Keith <Kaastle@aol.com>
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:51:07 (GMT)
She walks in, leaning heavily on a (very nice) staff, orders a drink and takes a place by the fire. She has the look of a young pretty woman - but one that has seen too much. Many of the heroes would recognise her, as she hangs up her boots for a time. Feel free to come and talk . . . . .
Starla
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:05:57 (GMT)
Ho Murkwood - a bard eh? Well can't get much more different from a mordel Necromancer can we! Haven't heard of the Mudskippers - but then again, you probably haven't haerd of the 'Strams, great grandfather Lin!
Shay
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:01:04 (GMT)
I bid jestful welcome to those that are here, He He. I am a 15 year old male Gnome alchemist looking for a party to join. Watch out for my potions though as I can sometimes mess them up a bit, hence the lack of hair on my face. However the plus side is that I do not have to shave anymore, He He.
Terbonine Shaw
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 17:20:19 (GMT)
Hiya Shaggy, very funny but no you are wrong. I was not in bed with an old dog at all. If you want the truth it was a young hairy dog that was attached to Maurice until I tried to sleep with her. How are the sheep going by the way?
Ben
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 16:44:58 (GMT)
Allow me to introduce myself as I join the Fellowship, I am Murkwood the Half Elf bard. For many many years I have travelled the lands telling tales of danger and adventure, of great evil, and heroism, of tragedy and laughter. My most popular tales and songs are of my own Kin, the Mudskippers, adventurers through the ages.

Murkwood
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 15:39:35 (GMT)
I am Rios... Khan Elementalist. I call upon the forces of the element to aid me in my battle against evil... the battle I wage in the Fellowship! Perhaps fellow Fellowship adventurers might like to introduce themselves?
Rios
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 13:08:20 (GMT)
Didn't I hear a rumour about you being caught in your bed with 'some old dog' recently Ben?
Shaggy
- Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 23:04:27 (GMT)
I have just received the info. on "Fellowship" iro the "Playtest"-"Bloody Hell"-I've just lost 15 lbs.-that's a f..king good brilliant diet plan !!"
Larry
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 22:27:59 (GMT)
I don't even want to there Ben, I want no part of your sexual depravity!!!
Shayde
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 21:51:46 (GMT)
Right Fatty and Shayde, it is only the fact that I am adventuring with you that you don't suffer the F.U.B.A.R. punishment I keep for my enemies. So cut speaking to me like that.
Ben
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 21:20:32 (GMT)
It could also be the herpes keeping them away from your bed, Ben
Fatty Ten Bellies
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:53:28 (GMT)
Bens wife was killed by Reaver (A V'Garnian) !!!!
Shayde
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:51:33 (GMT)
FREAK!!!
Boltan
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:48:36 (GMT)
Maybe V'Garn could offer Ben a personality - But then it doesn't seem to have worked for the others does it!!!
Shayde
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:48:06 (GMT)
Good day to you Black Knight. As I said to Shaggy, I did not think your statement was aimed at me. I was just trying to find out who you did mean. As for my bed, if you can call a blanket on the ground a bed and a saddle for a pillow, no one lies next to me in it. Well not since my wife was killed anyway.
Ben
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:33:12 (GMT)
the comment wasn`t pointed at you ben, but you obviously thought it was. so what does that tell you? you seem to have made a bed for yourself somewhat!!and we all know who`s lay next to you now!
black knight
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 22:53:31 (GMT)
Not to mention Nightingale and the God of Soup. Did K'nor give you 'Chicken and Spring vegetable' or did he offer as high as the new 'Spicy Tomato' for your soul?
Darkone
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 22:35:56 (GMT)
I remember when H'Ragul offered Walker some CHUM for his soul. Walker thought he was going to get a group of friends!
Darkone
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 22:33:58 (GMT)
C'mon, roll-up, roll-up - who's going to be the lucky god that gets him!!!!
Shayde
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:29:08 (GMT)
I'll offer a princely selection of holy items......to keep the smegger away from H'Ragul!!
Walker
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:27:43 (GMT)
Hey everyone, Ben's signing away his life - who'll open the bidding?
Shayde
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:26:22 (GMT)
Good day to you Shaggy. I think you miss read my last message Shaggy. I am by no means senseative about Black Knights statement at all, I am just trying to find out who he means. For one I don't sign anything, for two I don't come cheap if I did. C.v. don't try and make any funny comments from what I just said, as I feel you might.
Ben
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 16:30:24 (GMT)
Ooh you're sounding a little over sensitive there Ben!
It would seem by your reaction to Black Knights comment that you feel you are the one signing your life away.

Shaggy
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 12:10:23 (GMT)
Black Night, pray tell who were you aiming that last part of your statement at?
Ben
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 22:13:27 (GMT)
looking forward to my trinket deathlord. glad to hear it`s a gift and not something to buy me with, that would be far too expensive for you! i don`t sign my life away that easily, unlike some people!!
black knight
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 20:46:49 (GMT)
Shayde, I know that both Darkone and Maurice follow the god of V'garn. I also know that Maurice is a priest and Darkone a mage. I only tried to make things simple for you to get the meaning I was tring to put accross. Sorry for making it to simple and making it harder for you to understand my meaning. I would like to know though how your sword could hear something that had has not yet been said? The only conversations I had with anyone on the last calling were over what was happening then. I have not as yet put any formal request to Darkone about training.
Ben
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 15:53:37 (GMT)
Hey Ben, sorry to upset you mate but your secret little whisperings with Darkone were all in open play - content of them is irrelevent!! - But I heard them all anyway.
Del Boy <ShaydesSword@BensFuneral>
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 14:09:26 (GMT)
Agghh, We're missing from Deathlords list. Does that mean we're all buddies? - Or are we the big jessies you refer to? If anyone other than Deathlord wishes to respond - answers on a post card please along with your present location!!!
Boltan & Walker
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 14:02:55 (GMT)
Ben I think you are confused, Maurice is a Priest, Darkone is a Mage they are both V'GARNIAN!!!!
Shayde
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 13:58:21 (GMT)
BK is actually correct and he remembers well the last time Deathlord suddenly started playing "unplugged". In fact, you had to beg one of his sister parties for permanent power to help him. As to our temple encounter, rather than stand and fight you brought the whole temple roof down on our heads and blocked our path to you - an unusual tactic (actually commented so by the V'Garnian High Priest on your rounds). No-one bothers you, not because you are the Imperial Ruler of the Universe, but because we really can't be arsed!!! I could sit in a rabbit hole for 50 rounds and build ridiculous sized armies and bases of power, but hey, wheres the fun? I also take great offence at being linked to this CV character - Not my style mate!!!
Shayde
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 13:56:17 (GMT)
Firstly DK, I would like to point out that it was Deathlord who threatened to kill people not me. Secondly, you have been away for a little time and perhaps don't realise what a scarey dude Deathlord is. He may not be invincible, but we are probably quibbling semantic's. For those players who have run across him more recently,I think they would all put him at the bottom of their list of people to run across in a dark alley. As for me, I did promise you a little trinket as a show of good faith. As you seem to believe being turned to stone and abandoned is a possible fate, I will grant you an item to give you immunity to this problem. It will be delivered shortly (hopefully with you HG meet gains).
Darkone
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 00:29:02 (GMT)
On a "David Gemmell" mailing list I'm on, every year the list moderator will have an "Arena"-style gladiator matches between the various characters in DG's books, with people voting, via a special mailing list, as to who they would like the victor to be &, thus, progress to the next round. So...(And I'm not volunteering as I know next to nothing about how this would work-I can't even "cut & paste" turns !!)could not someone out there who is clever enough, sort out how to organise this in practical terms, with , say, 32 CW characters being nominated, ie. 16 matches & so on, with us CW players voting for a particular character to win-obviously, this would be a personal thing & nothing to do with how powerful a CW character actually is (Or thinks he is !!) Any volunteers or suggestions ? (Clean ones, naturally !!)
Larry
- Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 21:46:02 (GMT)
nice to see the darker side of slaylord was missing from your list deathlord. but hey man, who do you think you are? you can`t go round killing all the pc`s. and don`t forget, you could have easily been killed over the table, or left like a statue for ever, never to be seen again. don`t forget man, you piss somebody off enough and you WILL pay. you are not invicible, like you seem to think you may be. bk.
black knight
- Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 18:27:40 (GMT)
Right cv, I have tried asking you, telling you to tell me and insulting you yet you still refuse to tell me who you are and what I was SUPPOSED to have done to you. Other people here are getting as tired as I am with your ramblings on about rivers of blood. It is clear that you are without any honour otherwise you would tell me what I have asked of you. I can think of no person I could have offened of late, so it leaves me with the conclusion that either you are totally stupid/insane or both. Other than that I can only conclude that someone has informed you wrongly about actions I have taken. If that is the case I would like to get it cleared up but cannot do so unless you tell me what I have been accused of. Now unless you are willing to tell me please SHUT UP as others have requested as well.
Ben
- Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 17:13:46 (GMT)
I will make myself know soon enough, Robertson. You will know who I am when rivers of your blood fulfil my crimson vision!
Crimson Visionary
- Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 11:35:01 (GMT)
But Deathlord, I like the shadows! And you of all people should know who I am...
Crimson Visionary
- Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 11:33:46 (GMT)
I think you are onto something here, Deathlord – a Dream Death List. Let's call it PC Idol. They can all line up every week, croon out their excuses for behaving badly, and then get cut to ribbons (litterally) by a bunch of failed PCs. And at the end, we all get to vote for our favourite loser and call a premium rate line to see their essentials drop into a basket. Great tv (not the tv you're thinking of, Linstram) Deathlord's list is a good starting point, apart from not nominating himself, modest as ever. Any other nominations?
The Sisterhood
- Friday, March 01, 2002 at 23:36:06 (GMT)
Sorry but I must have missed something here Shayde. No I did not threaten up, but I must confess that I thought you a bit more inteligent than you are making yourself look here. Now the meaning of my messsage about my tongue was meant to put accross that I do not have to do what people tell me if I don't want to, not that I want to stick my tongue up Darkones ass. Now, the conversations that you think you saw me have about learning a mages way of life would also have been in private. So pray tell, what would you like me to do? If you know of a good mage to train me pray tell give me his name. Otherwise I will be training with Darkone if he agrees. That does not make me evil, in fact the knowledge is not evil it is how you use it that makes it evil.
Ben
- Friday, March 01, 2002 at 19:14:39 (GMT)
Nice to see the good old insults are flowing. Time to throw some firewood onto the pile. The characters I would kill, given half a chance are; Shadye (because he ran away last time we met and I only got to kill one of his party), Angra (because I want to suck up to the K'norians), Mallon (because I recently gave him a helping hand, and he took it with him), Nightingale (because I would immediately gain some extra powers), Linstram (because I would immediately gain some extra friends), and Good Slaylord (because I can). In the event that I have missed some one off, thats only because I think your a great big Jessy, and you know who you are!! As for Crimson Shade/Crimson Vale/Crimson Tampon - whatever.... One day you will reach a stage when you have matured to a point where you need no longer throw insults and threats from the shadows.
Deathlord
- Friday, March 01, 2002 at 19:00:03 (GMT)
Hello Overlord. First off you can at least get my name right. Secondly, what the blithering hell are you on about man? I haven't actually called anyone "mixed up" - not recently anyway. As to spouting crap, I feel I must bow down before my mentor!!
Boltan
- Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:45:58 (GMT)
oops missed an old message, did you threaten me Ben? To set the record straight myself and Maurice reached an "understanding" quite some time ago. But as for you (Mr stick my tongue up the nearest semi-powerful V'Garnian characters anis) your intentions have been confined to conversations with Maurice which I have not witnessed...but I have witnessed the ones with Darkone. The Time of "Judgment" approaches m'thinks, and you know what that means!!! (PS - Crimson Visionary, I agree with Ben - you are one pretty lame S.O.A.B)
Shayde
- Friday, March 01, 2002 at 18:38:58 (GMT)
Maiyart, I would take on this cv bloke if he had a few guts to show himself. Alas she hides in the shadows and only uses her mouth instead of her fighting arm, what can one do. The least I would expect is to be told how I upset someone, its just a matter of common decentcy before you say you are going to kill someone. I mean I work from a code of honour if you like been a gun fighter. Yes I do get hired to kill people but only those that I consider to need killing. I also tell them either face to face why they must die or at the very least send them a note. If someone challenges me into a fight I except, as it is only a metter of maners. However, I am going to have to get a book to make a list of people with a note about them. You will be the first in and there will be notes about the group I am with and the people meet so far. As to your offer of tea to sort things out, sorry real men drink coffee, at least the ones in wild west do. Don't know about the others though, but thanks for the offer though.
Ben
- Friday, March 01, 2002 at 15:56:02 (GMT)
careful bolton, sounds like you are actually starting to believe this c**p you spout. mixed up, me, never!!!!
overlord
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 23:27:52 (GMT)
Only a game? The gods are gathering to give you a 'good time.' Sleep well,.... while you can.
The Sisterhood
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 22:39:39 (GMT)
Still only a game - or so people would think . . . . .
Linstram the mage
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 22:30:13 (GMT)
Who mentioned moraility, Walker? Retribution, plain and simple, qualities I'm sure you can appreciate. (That's plain and simple, by way of explanation!)
The Sisterhood
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 21:33:50 (GMT)
Can't we all settle this with a nice cup of tea and some ameretti? Oh yeah! I'm supposed to be evil, aren't I? (note to self: be more evil!). Um... yeah, um, I think you should take on this Crimson Visionary bloke Ben! Test if he's all talk or not!
Maiyart
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 20:27:05 (GMT)
Thank you lord B. It all becomes clear now, said the blind man. As for cv, you still have not said what I did to you, come on you yellow bellied freak answer the question.
Ben
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 19:30:46 (GMT)
OK Robertson, just carry on french kissing Darkones lovely rectul cavity (oops sorry old boy - Don't think he has one any more!!). Full title attached.
Lord Boltan D'Landra
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 18:46:21 (GMT)
Obviously the ultimate aim is to be as cool as you, Darkone!!! (thump............thump........thump, thump.....thump thump thump thump thump et al) - PS, that was the sound of people falling off their barstools!!
Lord Boltan
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 18:41:15 (GMT)
Ben, Lord B is Boltan. He is trying to develop a cool authoritative aura for himself. Either that or it's Bud Bundy! I believe he went by the name Grand Master B for a while. Bud... Is that you Bud? Tell Al his tea's ready.
Darkone
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 18:21:34 (GMT)
Robertson, my real name IS Crimson Visionary... I have other names, but to you I am the Crimson Visionary. I am your creation, your horror, your nemesis, your Crimson death bringing visionary. Calling me out you say? Well, you will see me soon enough, and when you do, my Crimson Vision will be fulfilled.
Crimson Visionary
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 18:12:09 (GMT)
Hi Maurice, sorry wanted to keep my threats short but this girl is a joke. It was worth doing a long message if it means I can get her to show her perphetic yellow belly face.
Ben
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 17:19:06 (GMT)
A the third. Okay if C.V. has not got any guts to show his/her true face then perchance are you willing to at least tell me how it is? Or perhaps you can enlighten me as to what I did? No, then I will not get worried about someone who just hides for a living instead of showing their face where I can at least hit them for being a coward with the biggest, longest and widest yellow streek that I have ever known. If you have not got it yet C.V. then I am calling you out, that is if you have the guts to show yourself and tell me what I have done? Oh and A the third thanks for sticking your two cents worth in, how about you have some guts and tell me who you are and why you wish to but into this jokes threats against me?
Ben
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 17:15:54 (GMT)
Okay!!!!! here we go again. Who are you Lord B. Why do I have to remove or apply my tounge at your command from where ever. Boy I am starting to sound like a broken gramaphone. Why can people just do the decent thing and sign their true and full names to notes?
Ben
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 17:07:58 (GMT)
Okay Shayde, what the hell you talking about now. I mean my intentions about walking the vile path are out. Where do you get this c*** from? Just because you have got any decentcy to talk to a nice guy like Maurice quitely like I have a few times, does not mean to say that I have not. I mean at least he is willing to talk to me unlike you.
Ben
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 16:59:07 (GMT)
Well, what can one say to that. C.V. you are talking out your ass. I mean I want you dead so you are dead and lakes of blood. If you have not got the balls to at least say what I did then keep that ass of yours shut as there is enough smell of decay around here as it is. However, if you want to play this game fine by me, you have pissed me off so I will blow your brains out and what is left I will eat raw (well apart from a bit of salt but you can not count that). One good bullet through your bains if you had any will stop you. I say that part because it is only decent that you should at least tell me what I have done to upset someone that is clearly so scared of me that you need to hide from me to insult and try and scare me.
Ben
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 16:53:24 (GMT)
Well what can I say? He p*ssed me off!
Crimson Visionary
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 13:34:16 (GMT)
Tut, tut Rouge my old chap. A trifle incoherent and repetitive are we not? A good threat is best kept simple for maximum effect. All this lakes of blood is a touch OTT. A puddle if you must. I will admit that old nine toes can sometimes be a bit wearing, but one must retain one's dignity.
Maurice (Not dead yet...)
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 13:25:02 (GMT)
Robertson, all you need to know is that I am the Crimson Visionary, but you can call me nemesis! I envision your crimson blood as a pool, no a lake, beneath your mutilated corpse. I am the Crimson Visionary, and this WILL be achieved! What actions have made me the Crimson Visionary? YOUR actions, Ben Robertson, you have bought this upon yourself! Why watch your back? Because I am the Crimson Visionary, and you're not! If I want you dead, I will make you dead, and you should watch your back... I want you dead.
Crimson Visionary
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 12:32:15 (GMT)
Bollocks, Linstrams the Daddy!!
Walker
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 10:48:43 (GMT)
The Sisterhood are completely correct, this vile servant of evil should taste the retribution of Deliverance!
Shayde
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 10:48:14 (GMT)
Sisterhood - ummm. Moral "real life" value judgements again m'thinks. It's a puppet!!! (Sorry, It's a game!!)
Walker
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 10:47:01 (GMT)
Ben, Always good to see new converts - But please remove your tongue from Deathlord/Darkones` "preverbial" - It's embarassing!!!
Lord B
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 10:41:14 (GMT)
Perhaps Ben you should be more worried about me as your intentions to walk the vile path of darkness are now clearly out in the open!!
Shayde
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 10:35:13 (GMT)
Apologies for reverting to the anonymous monika once again, was just to say Ben I actually know who CV is, I know what you did to offend, and I know that you should be worried.
Anon3

Anonymous the 3rd
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 09:21:38 (GMT)
Okay, C.v. who are you? what actions are you on about? why have you not got the balls to sign your own name? Last but by no means least why should I watch my back from someone like you?
Ben
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 22:57:47 (GMT)
So, for 'soul shrieked' we read 'date rape?' And it's okay, is it? For Linstram, also read 'rapist' and catching his collar, clamp his balls in a vice to make his 'soul shriek?!' There will come the time, Linstram, just as you take no time to 'come',hampster balls. Which we shall have for two tiny.tiny, teeny ear studs. Look over your shoulder, and miss the groin strike from beneath!
The Sisterhood
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 21:38:01 (GMT)
Like everyone else, I agree Toni & Jules will be missed.
Larry
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 21:32:04 (GMT)
Ben Robertson... your actions have made you an enemy. An enemy that you cannot defeat or defend yourself against. An enemy with a hatred so dark that it makes black look like white. Watch your back, because you will face a vision, and it will be crimson! Crimson with your blood!
Crimson Visionary
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 20:40:10 (GMT)
Now to reality, Toni and Julian I will be sorry to see you go. It is a shame that you are leaving around this situation. However, can you at least stick your heads in every month so that we know everthing is all right with both of you?
Keith
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 20:27:02 (GMT)
Hey Shaggy, it is clear you fancy yourself so why don't you go get a room by yourself (LOL). Really though nice to meet all that were there. Shaggy, you seem to be a most compitent mage clearly not as wise and powerful as Darkone but I look forward to meeting you again.
Ben
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 20:23:03 (GMT)
To put the record straight, it was Shaggy not Shayde who was the third adventurer left standing from the soul shrieks, Shayde was the first to wake up, and followed on after the party of DarkOne, BlackKnight and Shaggy.
Whilst this may not seem important, should songs later be sung about the mights feats performed on this day, I, Shaggy the Magnificant feel it should be reflected that I was the only party member to be hit with a soul Shriek and not be knocked unconscious.

OOC: Yeah I know it doesn't matter, but Shaggy thinks it should!
Sorry to lose you Julian and Toni, thought you made a good addition to the Dragontech group Julian!

Shaggy
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 17:08:41 (GMT)


I think you may find that H'Ragul has already stripped away Linstrams magical abilities - Sorry Chaps. I also seem to remember action being taken against him by LM on at least 2 other OTT's (Memory wiping etc) which by your account of the wording would seem to nullify it. Also sorry to hear Julian and Toni departing - the wildwest scenario particularly was just starting to really pick up.
Walker
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 13:45:05 (GMT)
To expand on Andy's note - Toni and I are leaving the game for reasons other than the meet. The whole Linstraam/Morgaine thing is a bit of Red Herring. Yes Toni was/is pissed off about this, BUT it is not the reason why we are leaving - MONEY/TIME are the reason(s).
Julian
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 11:15:25 (GMT)
 
 

Having had various emails from players not at the Meet asking what happened, re: Morgaine to make her drop the game, I have decided to put the facts here to let people make up their own minds.

Firstly we all had a cracking Meet, great new venue and everyone thoroughly enjoyed themselves, hence the reason we were most surprised by Toni's reaction.

Everyone knows the evil Linstram has been trying to make a baby Linstram with Morgaine (New Order Highpriestess), it has been an ongoing thing for the last six Meets at least.

Now I too would be outraged if someone 'got their rocks off' by 'raping' another character, getting a sordid and salacious thrill from descriptions of said act (something I would never do, not even in a private hand written turn). But I get a note from Linstram when Morgaine and the others are unconcious saying 'I'll be rude with Morgaine' I reply 'how rude?' and he replies enough to make a baby Linstram and it was left at that.

For those interested, the scenario concerned a tower which acted like a Bermuda Triangle for anyone transporting, teleporting, blinking in that area. Morgaine was taking the group to a Palace to help protect the Princess Grisanda in preparation for her marriage to Prince Farold (protection needed due to threats by Dwarf King Turnol the Hairy).

The tower intercepted the group and thus the group instead of turning up at the Palace, found themselves within a large domed chamber with one
exit, glowing blue web-like strands running through the dome and creatures instantly attacking the group.

The creatures in question were stunning party members like soul shrieks and we ended up with only three party members left standing.

Finding themselves unable to arouse the soul-shrieked party members Dark One, Black Knight and Shayde headed off to explore the maze which they found outside of the exit.

Whilst they explored I had the others roll every so often to see who awoke.

Linstram was the first to come around, everyone else still out cold (soul shrieked).

I then received a note from Dave telling me  'I'll be rude with Morgaine' I reply 'How rude?' and he replies enough to make a baby Linstram.

‘Right’ thinks me, not keen on such a thing being done to anyone, let alone to a proxy player, ‘attempting something like that is bound to
bring Morgaine around a damn lot faster’.

I had Mark roll a d20 for Morgaine and unfortunately she got a 2 which meant she was still definitely out cold.

Without any other party members awake and the other three off in the maze, there was no-one to intercede or stop what was happening.

I had two more d20 rolls for Morgaine and she got, if memory serves me well, a 3 and a 5.

In the end Morgaine was one of the last three people to come around from the ‘soul shrieks’.

And that's it, that is what happened.

So make your own minds up...
 

Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 09:19:43 (GMT)


Looks like you are going to have to fallback on those doggie skills you love so much. Maybe you could inherit Maurice's puppy as a mascot.
Mage-gloater
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 06:48:54 (GMT)
Well, what can one say to that. I would appear that Linstram has at this moment in time broken an oath that he has made. That is a big ouch!
Ben
- Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 00:19:40 (GMT)
Ouch!!
Darkone
- Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 23:37:23 (GMT)
Extract from HG XXVII "The Mines Of Morikadaz" Page 4 of 5: "I, Linstram swear that I will never knowing betray any other party member on a Hero Gathering , unless I have been betrayed by that member first.On this oath I swear by the thing I treasure most, this being my magical ability, which will be stripped from me if I knowingly break this oath" The voice within his head said "Add "I will never knowingly betray any other party member by action or inaction" & you will be saved" Linstram repeated the oath with this addition & drifted into unconciousness.
Magebreaker
- Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 21:52:56 (GMT)
Sorry to lose you Toni and Julian, but I was aware that you have a lot of irons in the fire at the moment. Are we going to lose Julian from the Tavern too, or will you stay in touch with the occasional visit (or keep us under control as you have been doing recently?).
Mark L
- Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 17:22:52 (GMT)
Many congratulations to 'crasi-GM-of-old' Andy Hume whose wife Sally gave birth to their second son Jonathan Andrew Stephen on Saturday 11:10 7lbs 14oz. Mother and baby fine and dandy... well not exactly dandy because that would entail wearing a ruff and waving a hanky ala Restoration comedy... Remember somethings matter
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 12:34:23 (GMT)
Hi Guys, Just a final quick note to say that Toni and I are retiring from the Crasi-world. This is not as a direct result of what happended on the hero meet. We both have been considering this for some time as we need to start radically saving some money and neither of us really has the time to play any more. Most of our turns have been written by proxy over the last 12+ months! We have really enjoyed playing, but our time to stop is now. Nuff said. PS We will be staying in touch - don't think you can get rid of us that easily!!!!!!
Julian
- Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 08:59:46 (GMT)
Thought i'd best come on the website, and explain. Linstram is an evil character, and as such does evil things - he has done worse (in my opinion) and has had worse done to him. The other thing is this is a game - fantasy, and i thought i played my character the way he is. (Which you will all know) Toni - i'm sorry for upsetting you so much - and hope you and Julian don't stop playing the game because of me.
Dave
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 21:20:58 (GMT)
Sorry S, I miss your point. If you read the Maurice turns (the one's I assume you are referring to), then you will find that the violence perpertrated was never of an overtly sexual nature and in 99% of cases was alluded to rather than actually taking place. Nevertheless, as stated before I am not saying what Dave did was right or wrong - merely that Toni has the right to choose whether she wishes to play or not. This is hardly relevant for reasons that will become apparent soon enough. Please, please enjoy the game!!! I would like this to be my (on Toni's words on the subject).
Julian
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 18:37:27 (GMT)
You'd better hide your turn orders Julian!!
S
USA - Monday, February 25, 2002 at 17:51:13 (GMT)
Hi Guys, I have asked Toni not to come back onto the billboard, because she is finding the whole thing genuinley upsetting (hard to beleive that "iron-britches Morgaine" can be hurt, but there you go). I do not want to drag this on any longer than required, as it is damaging for the game as a whole and I think enough has been said on the subject already. However, like I said earlier - it is up to Dave to decide how he wants to play his character and it is up to Toni to decide whether she wants to "take it in the spirit" and stay within a game where such play occurs. This does not make the play type right/wrong as such, but it does force one to make a choice. In this case I agree with Toni (biased as I am), but I would like to emphasise this does not make it the right stance. Games are for fun after all and Crasi is truly awesome. Of all the games I have played this is the Mutt's doodads. Don't let this put you off, but do let people know when you feel they have crossed the line!
Julian
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 17:19:07 (GMT)
Linstram could be sentanced to 9 months hard labour for his crime!
Darkone
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 17:04:31 (GMT)
I have just found a really interesting website on Toucans. It says that Toucans are not sexually dimorphic. The normal way to sex a Toucan is via DNA test. I remember someone making a roll to see if their was a pregnacy, but I don't remember a roll to see who gets to carry the egg.
Darkone
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 17:02:18 (GMT)
Darkone - what's your point? Shayde - I don't give a flying f*** what the sick bunch who play the Darker side of Crasi do in their turn time. LM has never condoned anything other than killing monsters (with one exception - which she has yet to live down). She definately has never considered the act of violating a fellow Hero. In fact, she has, on many occasions defended Linstram against other party members - some payment for all of that. This matter is indefensible.
Toni
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 16:58:57 (GMT)
Also for the record. Myself and Mallon didn't get to the meet until 15.00.
Shayde
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 16:51:09 (GMT)
I remember on a certain over the table when Linstram drank a potions of polymorph and there was a chance he would turn into something nasty and slimey. Funny thing, I thought he made that roll, maybe I was wrong?
Darkone
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 16:47:39 (GMT)
Just for the record - out of the game I concur 150% with every single word of the last message. However, this is not reality - and acts committed by other CHARACTERS include the ritual slaughter of babies / the bloody murder of trainloads of innocent people and the frequent sacrifice/defacation of virgins and the draining of their blood. V'Garn, F'Nor and co. are really not very pleasant people!
Shayde
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 16:41:26 (GMT)
Shayde - you just have no idea have you! If you really believe in what you just wrote - you are more childish and naive than I realised. Yes - Linstram has been trying to have his way with LM for a long time and she has managed to dodge him. But never in a million years did I think that she would end up being raped!! I am absolutely disgusted - and shame on all of you who thought that it was even vaguely entertaining. I realise that over the time which I have been playing, people have had property stolen, clothes removed and generally left in the lurch one way or another. However, it would not even occur to me to wait untill a choice moment to do anything as abhorrent as that. I do not consider Dave's action as Linstram as being 'in the spirit' of roleplay in any way shape or form. It was demeaning, nasty and added nothing to the game. Whilst on the phone to Andy & Dave - the reality of it all did not sink in. I still cannot believe it. Needless to say, if I were to carry on with Crasi - I would not partake in a pregnancy (i.e. abort) as I have no intention of carrying on - it is up to Andy to do what ever he likes.
Toni
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 16:30:07 (GMT)
G'Day All. Good Meet - Great Rock Club!! Quick comment ref: Maurices message - Hey c'mon, the Linstram Vs LM thing is too long running to be any kind of a surprise to anyone - Just a shame that the only characters left awake were, lets say, not exactly overflowing with integrity!! (and lets be honest - most of us have had far worse shaftings than that over the years!!!!) - Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "how do you like your eggs in the morning"!!!!
Shayde
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 15:50:58 (GMT)
Oh dear, it would appear that Darkone has been nibbling on the hippy brains again! Either that or he has just entered a surrealists competition and this is his opening entry
Maurice
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 13:59:58 (GMT)
This extract may be of use to one of you. The female toucan lays three to four pure white eggs, and incubates them for 15 or 16 days; both parents incubate. Newborn toucans are nidicolous, or nest-reared. The babies are blind and naked at birth, and their eyes open after about three weeks. They are helpless and unable to leave the nest for about eight weeks, dependent upon both parents to feed them. After this, the young toucans can care for themselves. The birds begin to leave the nest after 40 to 50 days, depending on size. During this time, supplement the parents' diet with live crickets. Also, soak their kibble/softbill food in water for the entire time the chicks are being fed.
Darkone
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 13:43:37 (GMT)
Hi Larry, Andy sent the situation through to me via e-mail this morning and from a GM point of view he had very little choice. From a player pov I think it was several bridges too far and there is such a thing as moderation of all things (after all if this was not the case Maurice would have spent the last six months removing Mystery Knight's sword from his vital's).It is not my call to make though, or anyone elses except for Dave and how he perceives Linstram's character I suppose.
Julian
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 13:40:58 (GMT)
When we first appeared in the Maze under the tower, there were a group of spirits that attacked us and knocked you unconscious if they hit. In the first round of combat we lost almost everyone one. By the end of the second round, only Dark Knight and myself were still standing. After defeating the spirits Dark knight and I went off to look along the first couple of passages. Linstram awoke well before the rest of the unconscious party members (Keith's cursed dice), and proceeded to misbehave as per normal. By the time the rest awoke, the dirty deed was done.
Darkone
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 13:34:10 (GMT)
Never really got round to finding out the scenario in which Linstram "forced" himself on an unconcious Lady Morgaine-I know Mallon, like Lady M. herself, was also unconcious-could one of you who were at the meet please outline why several characters were unconcious & who wasn't ?
Larry
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 12:17:53 (GMT)
Another great meet. Keith and his pile of cursed dice made it far harder, not to mention destroying the best unholy sword I've ever had. Evil Slaylord is back (this guy changes side more times than an Italian), and Linstram proved you should never leave him alone with a pile of unconscious characters (like that was ever in question!).
Darkone
- Monday, February 25, 2002 at 08:37:32 (GMT)
I have to say a big thank you to Darkone though, I am in your debt in a big way for flying after me after we were all thrown off the top of the building. Hope we can be friends in the future.
Ben
- Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 21:46:01 (GMT)
This was my first calling, and enjoyed meeting one and all. I have to admit though that I miss judged one small person, that been a nice blind dwarf by the name of Maiyart. Sorry for calling you a steer, but the way you were lying on the floor reminded me of the way a steer lies on the floor after I have roped and branded them. I hope your body does not hurt too much the way I tried to wake you up. Other people I was impressed with have to be Linstram and Darkone to name two. Sorry Linstrum for not been able to keep the mind control helm from been placed on your head by that metal monster, at least I got it off you straight away before any damage could be done though.
Ben
- Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 21:41:21 (GMT)
just like to add to shaggies comments about a great weekend in sunny (!) blackpool. all of you who missed it sure did miss out, great adventure and a brill night out, just what hero gatherings are all about. nice to be back guys, and nice to meet some of the guys i aint met before. bk.
black knight
- Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 19:59:50 (GMT)
For anyone thinking the last message (not sure who posted it) was irrelevent to Crasi, it's the website of the H'raglite club we visited last night.
A drunken time was had by all... some more than others...

Shaggy
- Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 17:51:03 (GMT)
all visit - www.thetache.co.uk and post a message on the website. cheers mates
k <k>
blackpool, england - Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 19:49:15 (GMT)
Into the lions den we charge.....
Shayde
- Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 04:46:49 (GMT)
Andy-just spoke to Rich-he's leaving Hull about 11 am & then picking me up so we should arrive approx. 2 pm tomorrow.I have spoken to Graeme who will tell you this but forgot to tell him that I will be playing "Mallon"
Larry
- Friday, February 22, 2002 at 19:07:20 (GMT)
Hi there Salinaar, yes I am minus a big toe at the moment. I would say that it is a pain in the ass, but it is more a pain in the foot(lol).
Ben
- Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 20:00:10 (GMT)
Take it that's Ben (minus the pinky!!)
Salinaar the Great
- Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 11:35:43 (GMT)
Sorry I cannot attend this calling of hero's, I believe Maurice's understudy will be taking my place though.
Magi
- Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 23:31:10 (GMT)
Joshua or Mallon will be attending the next HG on 23/02 in Blackpool-lift permitting !! (Sorry UM-it's not one of these characters who have your ring !!)
Larry
- Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 21:55:45 (GMT)
Don't Worry Boltan, I'll Proxi your man for you. By the Dom Republic I assume you mean FemDom Repuclic, that wellknown holiday spot on the Darklands?
Darkone
- Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 17:42:15 (GMT)
Faolan, will call you thursady when I get back - thought you were going with someone else. Should not be a problem but I may have to skip saturdays day session. Rich
Boltan
- Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 00:29:26 (GMT)
Greetings All from Dom Republic - Yup, the wolfs getting a tan just to piss everyone off at the weekend...toodleoo
Walker
- Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 00:27:47 (GMT)
He's dead? ;)
Mark A
- Sunday, February 17, 2002 at 15:35:19 (GMT)
Just seen Vanilla Sky. Boy, are you never going to guess the end of this one!
Dark One
- Sunday, February 17, 2002 at 00:17:18 (GMT)
Rich, can you confirm I'm OK for a lift to Blackpool please?
Larry
- Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 21:54:27 (GMT)
Try again !! Wanted -One "Wolf RepairKit". Reply to Faolan c/o Darklands.
Faolan
- Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 21:53:12 (GMT)
Wanted-One
Larry
USA - Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 21:51:47 (GMT)
I have managed to get up to level 30 on Statbuilder, raising my 'Booger Flinging' skill to 92 in the process. Anyone beat that? Or know how to stop the horse kicking you in the teeth?
Darkone
- Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 23:59:46 (GMT)
Here is the ultimate in Free RPG Software for you to down load. Statbuilder must be the greatest game every. You MUST fully explore this site before you play the game, and do read both the downloaded help file, and the message board (very funny) http://statbuilder.voidptr.com/
Waldo
- Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 23:50:26 (GMT)
Elven biscuits and strange seeds - sounds like what i'd normally eat during the week!
Linstram the mage
- Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 21:31:27 (GMT)
I got the skull incantation reading thingy, some elven biscuits, and some strange seeds. (OOC: and 54 award points).
Maiyart
- Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 16:40:17 (GMT)
Magic x2 mask, elven biscuits and the address of some guy I wanted to trace :)
Shaggy
- Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 22:53:42 (GMT)
Booty gained from the last HG was 'Ring of Spell Storing 300pts). How did everyone else do?
Darkone
- Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 21:29:43 (GMT)
So anyone know anything about what we are doing in February?
Darkone
- Tuesday, February 05, 2002 at 00:01:52 (GMT)
Seems like we're about to enter into "Phantasmech" !! JJ
JJ
- Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 14:17:45 (GMT)
Bheeky should be cheeky... no bluddy spellchecker! ;)
Lez
- Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 13:00:35 (GMT)
Bheeky bugga! I'll bluddy well teach you somefin'! Don't mess with Celestial! Want me to teach you the axe drop? I'll bluddy well drop it in the middle of ya skull!
Lez
- Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 13:00:01 (GMT)
Lez, what can you teach me apart from to be a hairless freak. However, I did think Maurice could not teach me anything and have found that to be wrong. So I will give you a chance to prove you have knowledge that is of use to me.
Ben
- Friday, February 01, 2002 at 21:33:08 (GMT)
Why d'ya wanna meet wiv 'im when ya've got me? I can teach you everyfin you need to know... includin' me patented axe drop!
Lez
- Friday, February 01, 2002 at 15:15:13 (GMT)
Hey Darkone, perhaps one day we will meet and you can teach me a few things
Ben Robertson
- Wednesday, January 30, 2002 at 22:52:13 (GMT)
Violet, if you need a lift to the HG at the end of FEB give me a ring. I think we need to touch base anyway, as I still owe you money for the efforts of your daughter, and you owe me something hot and steamy. (perhaps not the best way to phrase this)
Darkone
- Wednesday, January 30, 2002 at 17:48:27 (GMT)
Surely it only counts as an own goal if they were accidentally killed by another member of the party?
If they were murdered in cold blood then it must be something else?

Mudskipper
- Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 20:52:49 (GMT)
Is there a way to see what price an item will sell for, before selling it? I played Quest many moons ago and seem to remember that there was, but I can't find it in the rules.
Boomcoach <awinterrowd@caylor.med-web.com>
Bluffton, IN USA - Tuesday, January 29, 2002 at 13:55:08 (GMT)
So own up then, who killed them and how?
Dr. M.Death
- Monday, January 28, 2002 at 22:51:11 (GMT)
*cough*
Mudskipper
- Monday, January 28, 2002 at 21:10:18 (GMT)
Well at least we can say that we still haven't lost any forces to the opposition (home goals don't count)
Waldo
- Monday, January 28, 2002 at 19:10:40 (GMT)
Mara and Radu you will be mourned.
If only I'd reached you sooner I may have been able to save your lives.
Ahh well, life goes on... although not for the two of you.

Mudskipper
- Monday, January 28, 2002 at 19:03:58 (GMT)
Experience Stumpy's Pong!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Monday, January 28, 2002 at 09:25:57 (GMT)
Mmm interesting, My gateway actually rejects any emails which DO NOT contain content of a sexual, racial, or libellous nature. How on earth are we to communicate with Maurice & Lady M now?
Walker
- Saturday, January 26, 2002 at 02:24:53 (GMT)
Well that's what i was told.
Ultra Mort
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 19:40:58 (GMT)
Yeah but it's not much fun with just sheep, you need the sheep dogs as well!!!!!
Ultra Mort
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 19:40:11 (GMT)
Um yeah... sorry about that
Shaggy's Spokesman
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 18:28:34 (GMT)
No sheep, but a f*cking great wolf bloody well was!!!!!
Maiyart's representitive
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 16:46:17 (GMT)
As with all his previous internet sex scandals Shaggy has no comment to make, other than the fact that at least this time sheep were not involved.
Shaggy's Spokesman
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 13:44:32 (GMT)
SHAGGY IN INTERNET SEX SCANDAL

A turn recently sent to Toni Scriven's email address bounced back today with the following message:

Subject         "Beyond Abbey"
Sender          andy@crasiworld.com
Recipient(s)   toni scriven


has been deleted at our email gateway.

This message was deleted, as the message was deemed to contain statements of a sexual, racial, or libellous nature or foul or abusive language.

The mage Shaggy (whose name was deemed responsible) was not available for comment and is believed to be in hiding.
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 11:06:35 (GMT)


Lady Lanfear... those were the good old days! She was so much fun.
The Twisted Tyrants
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 10:39:13 (GMT)
Hmmm... Trite, but true deathlord. I see you can still wield a +2 semantic when the mood takes you. Nevertheless if CHARACTERS are not willing to stick their hand up (oh err purile dwarvish joke), then they should not bother. I mean where's the sport without a little risk. Maurice and Lady Lanfear springs to mind for example! Great laugh - if a trifle suicidal
Stumpy
- Friday, January 25, 2002 at 08:51:08 (GMT)
Two points: Firstly, the last comment in no way applies to the ropier looking parts of Linstram's list of conquests. Secondly, I personally was never christened 'Deathlord'. Surely we are ALL using aliases?
Darkone
- Thursday, January 24, 2002 at 17:44:52 (GMT)
What is the point of all of the Anon rubbish. It is becoming a bit tired sn't it. IF you wish to insult someone then grow a spine and cough up your name - esp. if you are going to have a crack at the GM. Next plonker who walks into my Tavern with a paper bag over his head will get the same treatment I gave to Menahem when he went all "funny" over that lapdog oracle thingy of his. Only this time I'll swap "shocky" with "slicy"
Stumpy - the not Anon
- Thursday, January 24, 2002 at 11:48:01 (GMT)
Prepare to be addicted... Menahem's Blockdroppa!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Thursday, January 24, 2002 at 08:28:36 (GMT)
I agree to that one suggestion b4.
A the 4th
- Wednesday, January 23, 2002 at 17:30:33 (GMT)
Thanks for the selection of web games. I tried hangman, but could't find any Beyond or Crasiquest words. If you are short of suitable one, hows this for a suggestion: G-T -FF Y--R A-- A-D D- S-M- T--N-
Anon.
- Wednesday, January 23, 2002 at 16:31:18 (GMT)
Try a bout of Menahem's CrasiHangman! Real words as well as Beyond characters... Crasihangman!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Wednesday, January 23, 2002 at 16:08:58 (GMT)
Rumour had it that A'drain P'arker paid the UK a visit before Xmas-did anyone hear/see him ?
Mallon
- Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at 21:34:24 (GMT)
Asteroids = 9945
Darkone
- Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at 18:13:36 (GMT)
6780 on asteroids now
Keith
- Monday, January 21, 2002 at 17:18:50 (GMT)
4904 - break out game clear took 2 lives to do it. The score looks like it is down to how long you have the game running.
Keith
- Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 23:03:40 (GMT)
okay now at 3300
Keith
- Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 17:37:16 (GMT)
okay 930 on first try. Ship got hit by rock on the new screen. sort of landed on top of me.
Keith
- Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 15:26:48 (GMT)
Yeah, the sound was on Mark. Crap is all I can call it.
Keith
- Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 15:18:42 (GMT)
Whoops! Now Enter Stumpy's Celestial Ring and fight ... Stumpy's Haemorrhoids!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 11:09:37 (GMT)
Enter Stumpy's Celestial Ring and fight ... Stumpy's Haemorrhoids!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 11:08:06 (GMT)
Was the music playing while you stared at it? If it wasn't, you didn't do the test properly.
Mark A
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 21:29:08 (GMT)
Mark A. passed that insane test or did I??? sat there watching it for 2 minutes. As for the other one great brill worth a visit
Keith
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 21:15:07 (GMT)
Gave up on game sick of the ball going through the bat and the blocks????????
Keith
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 21:04:10 (GMT)
Just finiahed exploring the toiletduk site - full of some brilliant stuff. If you want a game to play - try fight3 in the Flash directory
Darkone
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 18:44:59 (GMT)
Okay... my highest is now 5801, but alas, I have not managed to cure Menahem of his insanity yet. I WILL do it, I WILL! If it's the last "bluddy" thing I do, I'll do it!
Mark A
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 18:31:40 (GMT)
The Toiletduk link below leads to several interesting places. I prefer this link : www.toiletduk.net/multimedia/flash/bin2.swf
Darkone
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 17:38:16 (GMT)
I'm bored, and I found this insanity test. It amused me, so haev a go... and yes, I am insane. http://www.toiletduk.net/insanity_test/
Mark A
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 15:35:39 (GMT)
Bah! I'm still only up to 3630... even a monkey has done better than me...
Mark A
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 15:30:17 (GMT)
5526 - screen cleared & game over - Manahem Now Sane.
Darkone
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 13:16:44 (GMT)
Agh! Get me addicted or wot, Andy? Highest so far is a pants 2002, but I will try harder.
Mark A
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 11:19:24 (GMT)
Keith - Did you receive the Beyond the Fringe January Issue emailed this week? If not simply follow the following link: Menahem's Mental Breakout
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 08:50:21 (GMT)
Don't know what you two are on about, please fill in the very big gap.
Keith
- Friday, January 18, 2002 at 20:22:59 (GMT)
Manahem's Meyhem is a fiendishly addictive game - and especially difficult after a few pints. But for the record I've just scored 4388.
Uncle Olaf
- Friday, January 18, 2002 at 18:31:23 (GMT)
Erm.. that should be who, who is going to claim the High Score and return Menahem's sanity?
Andy
- Friday, January 18, 2002 at 10:36:56 (GMT)
Alright then, how's going to claim the High Score for 'Menahem's Mental Breakout' then?
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Friday, January 18, 2002 at 10:36:01 (GMT)
Hi Dave, now that would be telling. Andy, no giving anything away.
Keith
- Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 19:22:00 (GMT)
Hello - im back - been stuck in the freezing wastes for a while, but will be in Blackpool to regale all the heroes with my feats of valour and determination (and the odd red run too!) Keith - who's this Magi - and will she definitely be doing the gathering bit - and oh yeah - is she nice? (grin)
Linstram the mage
- Thursday, January 17, 2002 at 19:05:55 (GMT)
Aemonn, not many of us play cqw here anymore as we all moved to beyond. Beyond is more of the standard roll playing with one character set in a group with other peoples. That group then runs about(or crawls as in beyond abbey) to finish the setting. It cost more but that is where most of us ended up going. We then also take these characters on the over the table meets. It is worth a try.
Keith.
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 22:46:11 (GMT)
Here is another one, say away from necro's with savage dogs. They don't bite you in the ass they just bite off a toe or two.
Ben Robertson
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 21:38:23 (GMT)
Here is another one, do not pee off your fellow group members in beyond as they will find some way to turn you into a woman!!!!!
Ultra Mort
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 21:37:09 (GMT)
Any tips on CQW? ;-) I haven't discovered the other games yet.
Aemonn
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 21:22:05 (GMT)
A good tip in Beyond. Trust the Oriental cook in the black ninja outfit and eat his cookery because it is the best in the whole of Peldere!
Maiyart... um, I mean anonymous... doh!
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 18:23:15 (GMT)
Other good tips for BEYOND are: Don't tell Andy that the players are bored because things are too easy. Don't start off characters with physical flaws (i.e. in a wheel chair). It may be great for character development, but there are enough things in the scenarios that can do this to you anyway, without you giving them a helping hand. Choosing a hand-to-hand special ability in BEYOND DRAGON TECH, is of limited use against enemies with laser rifles. Finally one that is best to avoid, but if you really have to, only push S**T up hill using a wheelbarrow (and we all know who this one is aimed at).
Darkone
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 18:15:31 (GMT)
I've gotta tip for ya matey! 'Anded down from generation t' generation o' dwarves. Don't drink the yellow snow!
Lez
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 12:53:32 (GMT)
Newbie tips on what game? Beyond, Crasimoff's Quest World or Phantasmech?
Mark A
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 12:52:07 (GMT)
Is there ever any game gab in this 'Tavern' or is it always general banter. I came here looking to pick up some newbie tips and left with an empty tankard.
Aemonn <aemonn@bigpond.net.au>
Sydney, NSW Australia - Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 05:27:15 (GMT)
Sounds like "Radu" made a fine bolognese!!!!
Walker
- Wednesday, January 16, 2002 at 00:35:45 (GMT)
I'll be there... alas, only by proxy.
Maiyart
- Tuesday, January 15, 2002 at 18:56:55 (GMT)
Much as I would like to join you all in sunny blackpool I have run out of weekend passes! Too much time away in Barrow in the week means I have to make up at weekends at the moment.
Martin X <martin@questors.freeserve.co.uk>
- Monday, January 14, 2002 at 20:58:05 (GMT)
Sorry boys, I can't make the next gathering of heroes; I have a new pet to tame. He ,er, a bit of a handful at the moment....
Violet <martin@questors.freeserve.co.uk>
- Monday, January 14, 2002 at 20:54:40 (GMT)
i will be going to blackpool, hope to see you guys there.
black knight <black_knight71@hotmail.com>
- Sunday, January 13, 2002 at 23:48:24 (GMT)
I will be there don't know which character fot sure I will be using, but think it will be the new one Magi. I was hoping to get her into the setting I told Andy I wanted her in but does not seem it will happen before the meet. So I guess she will make her first appearence there. Watch out watch out there is a MAGI about.
Keith
- Sunday, January 13, 2002 at 16:32:35 (GMT)
I am off to Blackpool (Mrs doesn't know yet though). Andy's new style E-Mail turns are good. Publishing them on the web was a little OTT, and as we now seem to be paying turn prices based on the time taken to write them, the simplified E-Mail ones are better.
Darkone
- Sunday, January 13, 2002 at 16:26:13 (GMT)
For want of anything better to say...who's going on the Blackpool meet in Feb.? Also, I have seen LoTR twice now-it's f..king brilliant !! I thought Sean Bean was well cast as Boromir-I just couldn't see him, somehow, as Strider !!
Larry
- Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 22:06:41 (GMT)
No need to choose someone to get a beating. The Beyond Nightfall (1) crew just got one. At this point I would like to welcome Radu as a new member of our team, and I would also like to apologise for getting him killed before the ink on his first turn was dry.
Waldo
- Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 19:23:14 (GMT)
How's 'bout Lady Morgaine, she's not shown her face in 'ere for a while. Come on Morgaine show yerself!
Nuddy Dwarf <nuddy@nudtown.net>
- Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 10:35:44 (GMT)
Lets change all that then.....Who's overdue a beating!! - Suggestions please, bout time someone other than me caused some trouble - I'm sure someone out there could stir something up....................( U No)
Boltan, Walker & Shayde <No Alias@TOMYFACEorNOTATALL>
LuvTaLevelEm, Yup - Friday, January 11, 2002 at 17:59:04 (GMT)
Boy this place is deader than a F'norian/V'garnian annual meeting.
A the 4th
- Monday, January 07, 2002 at 19:40:07 (GMT)
Hope everyone had a good time over Christmas/New year. I have had to delay my drinking untill now due to the flue and all the pills going down my neck to get over it.
Keith Astle
- Wednesday, January 02, 2002 at 17:28:35 (GMT)
Saw Lord of the Rings over the break and it really kicked butt. Andy you really are getting old I'm afraid, as the film flew by and I was surprised how quickly the end came round. My only ( very minor) grumle was the casting of Sean Bean as Boromir. For me Boromir has always been a Brian Blessed type. I do think Sean would have made a good Strider though.
Julian
- Wednesday, January 02, 2002 at 11:46:27 (GMT)
boltan, mail me i want to have a chat m8ty and i dont know your addy.
slaylord <dcrouch690@aol.com>
- Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 18:34:56 (GMT)
Well I am hoping we do it again. Lets not have so many slaps and whips out next time though.
Keith
- Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 22:21:19 (GMT)
Hi all... Just wondering if the Crasi chat room/ Sage and Bunion is gonna become a permanent bit on the website or if it was just a one off.
Mark A
- Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 17:06:23 (GMT)
Hi all... Just wondering if the Crasi chat room/ Sage and Bunion is gonna become a permanent bit on the website or if it was just a one off.
Mark A
- Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 17:06:13 (GMT)
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year to everyone. Have a good 'un.
Mark A (Maiyart, Celestial, Jake Shroud)
- Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 00:03:38 (GMT)
I would just like to wish everyone a happy Christmas and an even better New Year.
Keith - Ben, Hanna, Magi, Ultra Mort
- Monday, December 24, 2001 at 21:19:44 (GMT)
Lord of the Rings - Best film for many a year... Definately a must see (Personally went to the lunchtime show on Friday - only a couple of dozen in there!!!!)
Walker
- Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 23:53:49 (GMT)
Hi all, one under my own name again without slagging anyone off. Is this a first(joke!!! or is it). First of all I will be changing my mobile number within the next month. I have all ready got the contract phone and will give it to whom ever wants it out of the regular people I deal with. Just reply on the email and put mobile number as the header. I also watched the Lord of the rings film today, I liked Harry Potter better but it is worth watching even if for 3 hours.
Keith Astle <Kaastle@aol.com>
- Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 20:20:34 (GMT)
What do you call a dog with one "Eye" higher than the other? "Isiah" JJ
JJ
- Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 15:23:07 (GMT)
Adam, do not get too friendly with JJ as he can stab you in the back when you least expect it. Last time we got caught by the empire due to it turning out he was a deep cover spy for them. In fact I still have not made up my mind about if I should carry out a death sentance on him.
Hanna
- Friday, December 21, 2001 at 20:44:19 (GMT)
Yes a post under my real name - a rare event I'm sure you'll agree. Just a quick note to say Smith I know where you live and if your latest puzzle continues to haunt my dreams then I'm coming round and I'm gonna stuff a ferret up your left trouser leg and a terrier up the right one!My brain is in serious danger of overheating and I am seriously tempted to just cry and admit defeat. Aaaaaaaaaarggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Larry please step in whenever you are ready ;o)
Jules
- Friday, December 21, 2001 at 18:14:13 (GMT)
Hello JJ, It is a pleasure to meet you and I look forward to the time we will be spending in our buckling of the squash. Do you like Bazzer Bass Music? I have many of his fine recordings programmed into my wheelchair that I would happily share with you if you would like.
Adam Certus
- Friday, December 21, 2001 at 10:09:29 (GMT)
Jules, welcome to Dragontech-from "JJ "The Eye" Libra
Larry
- Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 20:44:04 (GMT)
Lord of the Rings? Cool. All I can say is you are getting old(er) Andy, when you feel the urge for anap every hour or so! Never mind eh?
Julian
- Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 10:43:05 (GMT)
Ben, You really want you toe back? What an odd request. You may need to hang around Mr Cuddles when he's out for walkies then. It may be a bit tricky sticking it back on though... Mind you I could possibly find a replacement and graft it on. I have managed some fairly groovy surgery - Eye-eye II was a real truimph. It may be a little, well let us say it may be a trifle erratic! Hum.
Maurice
- Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 09:21:35 (GMT)
Well I saw LOTR last night, don't miss it... That said whilst it is incredible on the big screen, I think it is one film which should benefit from being on DVD. Why? Well I've nothing against long films but would you read 'Fellowship' in one sitting? I really think that if you were able to watch an hour one night, watch another hour the next night and so on you would really say this is a truly excellent film... or maybe it was because my cinema seat was uncomfortable. Anyway go and see it and decide for yourself. All the Best - ANDY
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 08:25:48 (GMT)
and I mean back where it is supposed to be with no side effects.
Ben
- Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 22:53:40 (GMT)
I want my toe back or the puppy gets it.
Ben
- Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 22:46:56 (GMT)
Now, now. There is no need to be cruel to dumb little creatures, esp when they carry a gun with a larger calibre than their IQ. Don't worry about Mr Cuddles - he won't bite you again - the food poisoning from the first time was enough. Mind you if he does, you will have trouble catching him hopping around as you are.
Maurice
- Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 08:51:43 (GMT)


Tonight at 8:00pm simply click Tavern and join in the party. Make sure you have a drink of choice to hand!
If your click didn't work simply point your browser at http://www.crasiworld.com/guest/tavern.html

Hope to see you for what looks set to be a great evening of 'fun and games'...
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 16:56:51 (GMT)


I've heard of waking up with a dog in your bed, but not so much of taking one there in the first place...this guy Ben must be seriously disturbed!!!! - I'll bet he holds a good tune and plays rugby as well!!!!
Shayde Lore
- Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 10:55:14 (GMT)
I quite like 'im. Cute wickle puppy!
Lez
- Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 13:46:22 (GMT)
Thanks for the offers of lifts-will arrange a bit nearer the time, if that's OK !!
Larry
- Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 10:34:36 (GMT)
Maurice, if that puppy comes near me again you will have to rase it up from the dead. Thats if there is anything left of it either through a bullet through its brains of a stick of dynamite up its ass (FUBAR BIG TIME)
Ben
- Friday, December 14, 2001 at 22:08:34 (GMT)
Naughty puppy. What have I told you about snacking between meals ;o)
Maurice
- Friday, December 14, 2001 at 10:29:41 (GMT)
you may well believe it boltan, the clan will come together once more and we shall drink and be merry!!!
slaylord
- Thursday, December 13, 2001 at 23:30:01 (GMT)
Larry, It's only a fairly minor detour down to your place - But are you going to be out of bed this time!!!!!! - If not a may have to send Fatty in to wake you up...... (yes I believe he's coming)- Rich
Rich
- Thursday, December 13, 2001 at 12:38:23 (GMT)
I for one will be attending the meeting of heroes at the fair Metropolis named Blackpool. I may be able to pick you up on route Larry, depending on whether Toni is coming along too.
Maurice
- Thursday, December 13, 2001 at 09:29:53 (GMT)
Don't believe Mallon, it's all lies..... I hardly knew the girl.
Deathlord
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 22:40:43 (GMT)
Will definitely be going to Blackpool in Feb.-any chance of a lift from anyone ? If wishing to travel up north on the Friday there's no probs. with staying at my house & travelling to the meet on Sat. morning.
Larry
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 22:08:50 (GMT)
DAMASK-this is for you-a mutual "friend" of mine is currently travelling CW with your daughter "Duradria"-I also know who the father is !! (But, then again, so might you !!)
Mallon
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 22:05:32 (GMT)
The Runeics have men?! And here's me thinking they were the cast off shells of the once living now occupied by mindless zombies. (And will probably quite enjoy a Saturday night in Blackpool!) Love, Jud
Judkish
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 20:23:29 (GMT)
Eh? What? Me? Oh, it's you Stumpy. What was that question again? Oh, what to name the tavern. Well, I thought "Menahem, Super Sage, Saves the World" but I thought the trades descriptions lot might be down on us, because I haven't. Not actually. Your suggestion is sound, if a little long. The Plain Standard Society always says to cut out the unnecessary, so why not just "The Senile Dwarf"? In fact, I think I have to veto that one because 'senility' suggests something aquired with age, and as we know, dwarves are born that way. It's a well known fact. Sure as I'm talking to myself this minute. Menahem
Menahem
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 20:18:38 (GMT)
Hi Sho (and everyone else), You must come to terms with both life and death. Stuff happens, and just because I happened to be around to sign the death certs does not incrimate me in any way. Yours, Dr Shipman (sorry, I meant Nightingale)
Emily Nightingale
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 20:07:08 (GMT)
Dear Jasper, You are a sweetie, but I can assure you that the bloke in the bar didn't even know he was dead, when suddenly he wasn't. Healing hands, or what? As for the research establishment, well least said, soonest mended is my motto. Can't wait to receive a (signed) copy of your latest book. Interesting that the Taleban should also be keen on cricket. There could be a thesis in this - Cricket, Extremism and Spin. Yours ever, Dr Em (Professor of Revolving Medicine)
Emily Nightingale
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 20:02:54 (GMT)
Damask and Slaylord! Where've you guys been? I can't make the February meet - new house, new commitments. But drop me a line, eh?
Nightingale <ian@gravelbank.co.uk>
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 19:42:00 (GMT)
I have now read a certain book and are aware of it's contents. The interested party may wish to ring me or leave their number on my answering machine, as I have mis-placed some of my telephone numbers.
Darkone
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 19:38:26 (GMT)
Slaylord...You actually going to show this time?
Boltan
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 14:06:45 (GMT)
Emotive replies are my middle name...C'mon get in character man, if anyone on an OTT said even half of what they do in here they`d get my sword in their head...all these alias's suck - if your in here and you're talking then we can all see you so lets have REAL character names eh lads & lasses
Shayde of Rahn
- Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 14:05:53 (GMT)
Dave (Sorry - Sir Slaylord!!) I'll be there - although not quite one of the origional characters, i'm a bit better at drinking the beer now - Boltan can vouch for that one!
Linstram the mage
- Monday, December 10, 2001 at 21:41:18 (GMT)
This makes sense in my head... trying to write it down so it makes sense to me is hard enough, without writing it so others can understand, but:

Took a while to figure out that where "the last statement" is referred to, there are several different definitions of the word "last".
It could be interpretted as "the previous statement" (ie the 1st one), or "the final" statement (ie the 2nd one).
Using "Previous" it doesn't work out, so lets never mention it again.
Using "final" it works as follows:

There are 2 statements which can be broken down as:

S1 Statement 2 is true
S2 Statement 2 is a lie

If S2 is a lie, then you would telling the truth by saying it's a lie, and therefore telling the truth in S1.
If S2 isn't a lie, then by saying it's a lie you're actually lying. Which means S1 is also a lie

So S2 is a lie, and you're telling the truth in S2 when you say it's a lie. Therefore you are lying in S1 when you say you're telling the truth in S2 because you're lying you see.

Obvious really!

*cough*

So I believe the second statement.

I however would never buy a used car from you.
A the 3rd
- Monday, December 10, 2001 at 16:52:55 (GMT)


The Runenic's will be sending one of their men.
Deathlord
- Sunday, December 09, 2001 at 23:35:14 (GMT)
how many of the original players are going to the feb meet then? i may be looking to draw the sword and would like to meet up with my old pals again. anybody seeing this then post on here or contact me. slaylord.
slaylord <dcrouch690@aol.com>
macc, cheshire uk - Sunday, December 09, 2001 at 22:23:42 (GMT)
To A the third. Hey it is quite easy to confuse you. Work this one out if you can. If I told you that the next thing I said to you was the truth and that the next thing I said to you was that the last statement I said to you was a lie - would you believe the first or second statement. Ha ha - oh and explain why.
A the 4th
- Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 23:14:48 (GMT)
Hi all! Just wondering who's planning on coming to the Crasiworld Christmas Party? I'll be there (but don't let that put you off!) I think I may have to get some Hoegarden in for that one! Cheers,
Mark A/ Maiyart/ Firefly
- Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 13:37:20 (GMT)
I've spoken to the hotel, looks like the Blackpool gathering is going to go ahead :)
23rd and 24th February it is
The cost of staying in the hotel will be £15 for the Saturday night, for this they'll give us the games room from Saturday morning til Sunday evening, a buffet on Saturday night, and breakfast on Sunday morning... and most importantly.. a bed for the night!!
The Saturday night Crasibash will include the Hogs Head (seller of HOOOOOOOEGARDEN).
Anyone who wants to stay the Friday night, I'll be visiting the local rock club and you're welcome to join me for an evening of bleeding eardrums. WARNING: make sure your innoculations are up to date before visiting the Tache, and be aware that when I took the Quest pubmeet to the club... two of them broke bones!)

Speak to Andy to book your place.
Graeme (aka the various Mudskippers)
- Friday, December 07, 2001 at 20:25:26 (GMT)


Hey Anon, it seems I must now surrender my crown for the person to get the most Emotive Response on the Tavern. As for you Shadye, an eloquently put argument with robust counter points. Any independant debating judge is going to have a tough decision to make on this one!
Darkone
- Friday, December 07, 2001 at 16:20:57 (GMT)
Ahh.. seems it was me getting myself mixed up with someone else
This anonymity business can get confusing!

Anonymous the 3rd
- Friday, December 07, 2001 at 13:05:30 (GMT)
Shayde.. did you get me mixed up with someone else?

Anonymous numero trois
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 22:42:54 (GMT)
Oh and Anon, don't insult me by associating us with that pussy T'Gellen. You're obviously a devout A'Nus worshipper.
Shayde of Rahn
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 21:23:27 (GMT)
Is that the ORIGINAL Damask? - The one and only Iain G? If so get your sorry Scots rump back in the game - Perfect timing with a B;ackpool meet coming up early next year
Boltan
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 21:20:18 (GMT)
Is that the ORIGINAL Damask? - The one and only Iain G? If so get your sorry Scots rump back in the game - Perfect timing with a B;ackpool meet coming up early next year
Boltan
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 21:20:12 (GMT)
Hey Anon, Come f~*cking taste it frogface! Who the smeg are you to preach anyway, on your last round I read that you took it backwards from Bruno.....(Poor Sod!)
Shayde of Rahn
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 21:17:33 (GMT)
Nice to see some of the old adverturers are still around after so many years. Damask Stonefist, High Priestess of A'nis
Damask
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 16:28:49 (GMT)
I was under the impression that this was a private bar for Nightfall members... hardly a public confession. Wait a second, if I believed in them, I'm sure I just saw a particularly good looking elf over there... wait a second, now he's a toucan... what the hell *is* this place?
Sho Murakame
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 12:55:23 (GMT)
Did the famous wrestler 'FireFly' just make a public murder confession?
Shouldn't someone be calling the authorities right about now????

Anonymous the Third
- Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 11:03:17 (GMT)
Somehow, I feel we should all keep quiet about the events of the last week, Jasper. After all, we did actually kill people! I somehow feel that we all have enough information on each other to incrimnate each other for a very long time. Your secret is safe with me as long as mine is with you. Meanwhile... if any of you want VIP tickets to one of GZW's Pay Per View Events, don't hesitate to ask me!
Sho Murakame
- Wednesday, December 05, 2001 at 21:24:43 (GMT)
23 & 24/02/02 should be OK with me !!
Mallon aka "The Hand"
- Wednesday, December 05, 2001 at 19:08:08 (GMT)
Sirs, I was given to understand that I could contact others who form part of the association that name themselves "Nightfall" via your message board. I am not a great one for technology, however the experiences last weekend I have decided to brave this e-chat thingy. Sirs I am writing to ask that you be good enough not to mention any unpleasantness that occurred in a certain drinking establishement. It is not my practice to frequent such places and it was therefore very unfortunnate to get involved in such an unexpected incident. I have spoken to Biffy at the foreign office and he assures me that the other party do not wish to take it any further. As to the rum affair at the research facility itself. All I can say is the 'Quinns could do with a couple of those version 6 fellas to put some backbone in their second row. It has all on all been fascinating and has also given me some excellent insights. I will ensure you all get a copy of "Cricket and it's effect on Fascist research" as soon is it's complete. I expect it to become a standard text for 'A' level WWII history.
Jasper "Stumpy" Scudamore
- Wednesday, December 05, 2001 at 14:11:37 (GMT)
Not that I am taking sides, but a recent turn saw Shadye heroically take part in a battle. In order, the turn said: Shadye is forced to draw his sword by the spirit in it and enter battle. Shadye, lets off 1 shot, changes his mind, and dives for cover. Lenghty battle description occurs (no mention of Shadye). One of our lot mortally wound the last bad guy. Shadye leaps out of cover, and hits the dying man on his way down. "I AM THE LAW!" (Triumphant T'gellan battle cry). Make of this what you will!
Anon.
- Wednesday, December 05, 2001 at 00:11:32 (GMT)
Shade (I would both to spell the name right, but I guess I just have no respect), Deathlord didn't exist when you attacked the temple. We stood our ground, the 5000 spell points worth of fireballs and lightning bolts that caused the roof to cave in on top of your men is what is technically called a TRAP. I appreciate that rocks landing on the head tend to generate an IQ deficit, but as a general rule when two people fight and one runs away, you can usually tell which one didn't run away by which one ends up in the same location. Anyway, it's all a little irrelevant, you wouldn't stand your ground if we met these days, not even against a poor invalid priest with one hand.
Darkone
- Wednesday, December 05, 2001 at 00:01:00 (GMT)
Arngra, Drop me a line - May be able to help you out.
Shayde
- Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 23:45:26 (GMT)
23rd and 24th is Good - Definately the back end of Feb
Boltan
- Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 23:44:06 (GMT)
At least spell the names right old boy. I seem to recall charging straight into your temple...rather than stand and fight you dropped the roof of the place. Then I seem to recall the rather comical disconnection of Deathlord!!! Ohh what fun....
Shayde
- Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 23:42:56 (GMT)
February meet 23rd and 24th sounds good to me. Can we confirm this by the end of this week for sure please. I might have a new character for that one . You wanted a female Ultra Mort you got it.
Keith
- Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 23:07:55 (GMT)
Aw shucks, a mention in despatches... Darkone you say the sweetest of things :-)
Arngra
- Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 19:52:40 (GMT)
After discussing the February meet with Andy, it looks like February 23rd and 24th is the preferred weekend.
I'll go ahead and book this with the hotel in a couple of days, does anyone have a real problem with this date?

Graeme
- Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 14:31:53 (GMT)
Many thanks to all who attended and made it such an excellent meet this weekend. The next meet is a fantasy Meet late in February in Blackpool. Meanwhile there is the Crasiworld On-line Xmas Party to look forward to, more details soon. PS. Expect to see the 'Song of the Contrary Tree' very soon. All the Best - ANDY
Andy (Finally Recovered) <and@crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 10:06:53 (GMT)
Would anyone believe me? They'll think I'm mad... in fact, I think I think I'm mad...
Sho
- Monday, December 03, 2001 at 18:28:43 (GMT)
Sorry Richard, I know you would like to think of SHADE as my Nemesis, but he doesn't really qualify. From memory we only met once, and the only thing I recall from that encounter was that he had ADDIS written on the bottom of his trainers. If I had to pick a Nemesis I would have to put Whitworth's ARGNA at the top of the list. He has charged me attempting to enter battle everytime we have met. As well as the traditional T'gellan Gungho attitude, he has the advantage of not knowing how 'Deep the Rabbit Hole Goes'. In second place I would probably put Mallon as he is has a fairly uncompromising attitude. He also has an evil streak almost as wide as mine, but believes himself to be rioteous (a dangerous combination). Shade, Fatty, and Slaylord fall into the miscellaneous category. As for the kick to the balls, yes it was a definite natural 20!
Darkone.
- Monday, December 03, 2001 at 17:12:58 (GMT)
Did anyone remember to get Sho to sign the Nightfall non-disclosure agreement?
Saint
- Monday, December 03, 2001 at 13:41:15 (GMT)
So... those zombies, right, they were dead, but they attacked us... And dinosaurs, right, they are still around and they killed my father... Next thing you'll be saying is that vampires are real!!!!
Sho
- Monday, December 03, 2001 at 13:01:59 (GMT)
Big thank you to Mike and Cath for last weekend! Excellent hosts for an excellent meet! Cheers,
Mark A
- Monday, December 03, 2001 at 13:00:11 (GMT)
Nonsense Dark One, Your Nemesis has not quite departed.... and death by its very nature, lets face it, is DEATH...... beware that which is left over from early days - there are still those with enough power my old friend.........., PS, you have got to go to Blackpool - You are The one and only original 2.00AM Undead (Also, I've still not let you off kicking me in the balls when we attempted to "De-Bag" You. Make an agreement now and I'll keep quie about the "Slaylord" incident!!!! (I also have pictures!!!!!!)
J E Hoover
- Saturday, December 01, 2001 at 01:07:39 (GMT)
Every get the feeling that some people just aren't cut out to play GOOD characters......
Darkone
- Friday, November 30, 2001 at 18:06:21 (GMT)
You see it's like I keep saying - there is no such things as good and bad (or innnocence), only them and us or the weak and the strong. The town folk clearly tried to ambush us without any provokation of any kind and then when it goes against them due to the heroics of my gallant comrades they then pretend that the sheriff has gone "rogue". Be on your guard friends we may need to strike first in self defence lest they attempt to slay us while we sleep. Isn't that right that right Mr Cuddles?
Maurice
- Friday, November 30, 2001 at 14:58:34 (GMT)
Sorry everyone, my bloody swords off on one again!!! (Or was it really me????)
Shayde
- Friday, November 30, 2001 at 12:37:46 (GMT)
Innocents in this town? Ungrateful b#*stards deserve their fate, there is only one true path and one true law....... MINE! - DIE MUTHERF#*CKERS.
Shayde of Rahn
- Friday, November 30, 2001 at 12:35:10 (GMT)
Nothing at all - Most rejuvenating!!
Boltan
- Friday, November 30, 2001 at 12:28:55 (GMT)
And what's wrong with blood wine?
Ben
- Thursday, November 29, 2001 at 16:56:55 (GMT)
Ooh ducks - handbags at twenty paces. Suffice to say Ben, your pious bluster is less than impressive. I will therefore treat it with the contempt it almost deserves.
Maurice
- Thursday, November 29, 2001 at 16:56:50 (GMT)
Bluddy 'ell! All this time I thought Ben was a normal geezer, and now he's talking about spankin' blokes arses... dirty bluddy perv! Bluddy disgustin'! Next you'll be tellin' me you drink bluddy wine instead of ale! You aint one o' them are you?
Lez
- Thursday, November 29, 2001 at 16:54:17 (GMT)
Maurice,you will find that I will protect people I am travelling with from what was clearly a trap of some sort. Lets just say I had a feeling about it been a trap. However, to put out a message like you did needed someone to say something to you. Even if I am willing to protect you, I still am also willing to spank someones ass if they do something I feel is wrong.
Ben
- Wednesday, November 28, 2001 at 17:11:15 (GMT)
Ben? Hmmm... No I don't think you are worth the trouble of adding to books black or otherwise. Why so hostile all of a sudden anyway? I thought we had a common cause in the killing the innocents? You certainly seemed to be havig enough fun killing those town folk.
Maurice
- Wednesday, November 28, 2001 at 09:24:12 (GMT)
Maurice, stop speaking to guests like that. Annie you are welcome here. Don't worry about this fellow he really is a pussy cat. If he gives you anymore trouble just let me know and I will slap him silly again up a wall. I may have just saved the groups bacon again but don't think I won't slap anyone here. If you want to add my name to that black book of yours again, fine but I will take it and shove it in a very dark place of yours.
Ben
- Tuesday, November 27, 2001 at 21:47:04 (GMT)
Firefly.
Listen babe, the group you are asking after are unlikely to want their name or business mentioned on a public forum like this.
Questions to be asked are best asked in person.

Saint
- Tuesday, November 27, 2001 at 18:56:04 (GMT)
I am close to the truth! I can feel it! Who and what are the Nightfall Association? Can they help me? Can they help me find out what happened to my father? Can I trust them? Father, I will find the truth!
"Firefly" Sho Murkakame
- Monday, November 26, 2001 at 13:17:02 (GMT)
Huh? whazzit? He wants the name to be what!!! Menahem I think you have taken one too many hits with the old shock mace - although one more could be the cure... hold still you skinny sage! Dammit missed him again! He's surprisingly spry considering what he has been through. Ah well, while I have some peace. I want this to be a good old fashioned place that a dwarf would be proud to be sick in. With real breakable furniture and booze that melts metal and a couple of dark kin strapped to the wall for target practice and a couple of lady elves for serving and well you know, course you do, you know, nudge, nudge. I still got my ring and everything it would be a shame to waste it. How about the "Senile Sage and Beardless Dwarf"?
Stumpy
- Monday, November 26, 2001 at 09:28:36 (GMT)
Welcome Annie, It is not often one sees such fair strangers in our Tavern, they find the cruder company of the T'gellenite's sonewhat distasteful. It is up to a minority of us to keep the standards on a higher plain. Now what is this "Warhammer" game you speak of? It sounds a little dwarvish to me if you don't mind me saying so. Myself and my fellow V'garnians could demonstrate a few of the more popular games in our realm if you like. All I need is a volunteer....
Maurice of Lilac
- Monday, November 26, 2001 at 09:19:53 (GMT)
Hi, everyone. Does anyone play warhammer, live in rochdale or just want to chat via e-mail. Annie
Annie <electorcountofmiddenheim@hotmail.com>
Rochdale, - Sunday, November 25, 2001 at 18:04:30 (GMT)
Tokana trobar, Ko mar la? Vi Mar karik Araleth mar the Skalatana. Ah Sorry I forget myself. I still have't mastered thinking in the Ay..Human tongue. Greeting friends I am karik Araleth of the Skalatana. How fair you all..
Kevin Rutter <Karik@dreamforge.freeserve.co.uk>
Telford, UK - Sunday, November 25, 2001 at 11:59:43 (GMT)
Anytime is good for me, I take it that it will be a fantasy setting and not a nightfall. As long as it is sorted out soon so I can book the time off work. I intend to make a good few days of it with Sharon.
Keith Astle
- Saturday, November 24, 2001 at 19:44:57 (GMT)
Anytime in February will be fine but not 14/02-for obvious reasons !! Larry
Larry
- Saturday, November 24, 2001 at 16:46:56 (GMT)
The Ring of Peace. Captures the tone I think!!
Wak
- Friday, November 23, 2001 at 18:47:57 (GMT)
Dear Eeveryone, I'll be revamping the Tavern soon with a host of great new features. I'm currently trying to come up with a new name for the Tavern which will be run by Menahem and Stumpy, played by me with constant bickering to give the place a lively feel. My current favourite is 'The Sage and Bunion', any ideas? All the Best - ANDY
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Friday, November 23, 2001 at 11:29:26 (GMT)
Due to popular demand I am now looking to be doing the first Meet of 2002 at Blackpool sometime in February. Can people put forward the best dates they can make? Cheers. All the Best - ANDY
andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Friday, November 23, 2001 at 11:28:25 (GMT)
Dear Ian and Julian, I'll be revamping the Tavern soon with a host of great new features. I'm currently trying to come up with a new name for the Tavern which will be run by Menahem and Stumpy, played by me with constant bickering to give the place a lively feel. My current favourite is 'The Sage and Bunion', any ideas? All the Best - ANDY
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Friday, November 23, 2001 at 11:26:19 (GMT)
Sorry to jump in here Darkone, with you telling the sorry so well but I think you forgot just two points. Before we entered the chamber someone animated a dwarf that was a statue back to like. You know the one with S**T in his mouth. The other point was why Maiyart was not affected by the sonic boom was becasue he was a statue as well.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, November 20, 2001 at 22:17:39 (GMT)
...... At this point the heroes proceeded into the Cave in search of the Contrary Tree. Initially, Shaggy was accompanied by a walking tree he had animated using one of his many spells, but the 18ft monstrosity proved too big for the caves, and other than move a boulder away from the entrance it was of little use, and was left behind on guard. Inside the Cave, Maiyart led the way in his ninja armour, walking upside down along the cave roof (show off!). Unfortunately, he encountered a small group of goblin type creatures who were able to control him using some sort of hypnotic chant, and he willingly wandered off after then. Giving chase, the remaining heroes passed through a cave containing the animated heads of earth golems (they were there to give us a vital hint, but as we ignored them then, I will ignore them now). Following the goblin's trail the heroes came to a large cavern full with 20 - 30 goblin tribesmen. Maiyart had been sripped by the creatures (no doubt for some sinister purpose that required himto be naked), and stood in the middle of them. Darkone unleshed a sonic boom that caused several heads to explode, and most of the other goblin creatures to collapse stunned. Fortunately, Maiyart was completely uneffected by this (because the gods forgot to roll a dice for him). As Darkone entered the cavern to rescue the Ninja Hero, a large Psi-Slug entered the far tunnel and Darkone was frosen by it's hypnotic gaze. As chance would have it, Shaggy was near by and as soon as a nasty monster entered the scene he did his standard defensive tactic of covering his eyes. As Darkone seemed to be in trouble, he also covered Darkone's eyes (just the thing in the circumstances). Some sort of blast spell later, the Psi-Slug was driven off and Maiyart got dressed. In the confusion, the surviving Goblins had made their retreat.
Darkone
- Tuesday, November 20, 2001 at 19:17:16 (GMT)
Aaah Blackpool! That fine town - if the fry up includes Black pudding then I could well be tempted to come to a meet - real beds and everytyhing!!!
Maurice
- Tuesday, November 20, 2001 at 11:07:58 (GMT)
Hi! Just returned from a visit to Blackpool, staying at the potential hotel that Graeme has proposed for a Crasimeet. I can honestly say that it is great! There is a games room with comfy chairs (and a wonderfully out of date jukebox) where we would be holding the meet, and at £15 a head including brecky, it's really good value for money! Come on Andy... schedule a Blackpool meet for February!
Mark A
- Sunday, November 18, 2001 at 23:56:13 (GMT)
After recounting our adventures to Broken Tree the Dryad, it was eventually agreed that Broken Tree's human husband, an ex-T'gellan Knight, would use the magical items we had recovered and take the place of the old king. Distributing the treasure we had recovered so far, Broken Tree was given the ring of illusionary appearance, and amulet of magical resistance. Shaggy was given the X2 spell focus mask, and I can't remember who got the tome of Shadow Summoning, but there weren't too many of us who had a morale code which would allow them to use it! After another nights rest, Broken Tree paid for our services as agreed, and we were Blinked to a cave entrance deep within a dark and evil wood. Somewhere inside lay the Contrary Tree......... Turning to find Shaggy rummaging amoungst his spells, Darkone heard a strange music......
Darkone
- Sunday, November 18, 2001 at 11:23:36 (GMT)
Shaggy, we are getting closer to your surfing bit. However, it is still a fair amount away.
Ultra Mort
- Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 15:45:06 (GMT)
HG CONTINUED>>> At this point it might have been nice if Darkone had said how he freed the poor man, but I think we all know. As stated we all agreed we needed to deal with the power behind the throne. So we headed back the way we had come to the stairs that went up and down. We knew that we needed to head upwards. By this time Darkone had put on the amulet and ring so that he looked like the king and the first guard we came to he ordered him to take the group to the mage. He argued a bit but Darkone's usual mothod of do what I say or you will be killed worked again. Bearing in mind it was the king saying it to the guard this time. We were lead to a corridor with a door with runes and magic protecting it, which were found to be a protection of fire. Everyone stood back while Shaggy with his full protection from fire dealt with the door. Just as he did so the protection went off and he was throw backwards by the blast. We finally come to a room with a stone statue in it glowing with magic, so before opening the next door everyone laid into it. Even me after I saw it was safe to hit it after the others had hit it once each. Need less to say the thing was dust without too much delay. So we got to open the door. This lead into a room with a pentagon on the floor with a mage in a mask in the centre and five demons at each point. Another fight broke out with the group attacking the demons Lady M managed to banish one the others were killed as well. During this time I decided to cover the backs of the group at the last doorway we come through. That plus the fact that a firestorm was set off by the doorway so I could not get in. Shaggy did his usual cover his eyes and say ' if I can not see them then they cannot hurt me'. (NOTE:- Ultra Mort was acting in characer by hiding behind the doorway. Well what would you do if one powerfull mage had killed you not too long before. As he is now a bit scared of powerfull mages he will not confront them before seeing what they can do). Up until the demons all were killed the group was having trouble hurting the mage, after they had gone it seemed he was weakened a lot. Not too much longer after that he disappeared. The group then checked out the room, Shaggy ended up checking out the larva fountain by putting his finger in it but due to his ring of total fire protection he did not feel a thing. That was until Darkone said that he wanted to borrow the ring for a minute and as soon as he took it off he started screaming and Darkone started Laughing. We then went into the next room that we found the mage had blinked into an Iron Maiden that restored him and another fight started. Ultra Mort protected the rear again until about half way throught the fight. The mage was killed and we looted the room of items. Shaggy ended up with a mask of 2x focus. (Note:- this makes him twice as dangerours to the group now). A book about demons was found and a few other items. At this point Lady M decided to call fourth the demons to recover the 80 perminant levels they had taken from her. One by one the five demons were called and was only on the fifth did she lose control and for the next few minutes a tug of war between her and the demons took place trying to take control. At last the result was known. she lost total control and was only after Darkone lighting bolted the lot was she saved. At which point she asked the rest if she should try again and we all said we would if we were her. So she tried again and took control of all of them this time. She regained her levels and we all blinked back to to where Broken Tree was for another nights rest.
Ultra Mort
- Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 15:42:34 (GMT)
HG Continued........ In the darkened bedroom we discovered what we at first believed to be the king, asleep in bed. Attempting to rose the king, we successfully knocked him completely unconscious! We therefore looted all his jewelry and chains, only to discover that the king was infact merely a local peasent disguised by an illusion. The jewelry he was wearing included a ring which projected the illusionary appearance, a medallion of immunity to magic (including truesight), and a ring of delusion which made the peasent believe he was the king. After slapping the king awake, he was interogated and we discovered the true power behind the throne was a mysterious 'Mage in the Iron Mask', and he was ruling the kingdom with a puppet king. The peasent gave us directions to find the mage's lair within the castle, and as agreed, I freed him in exchange for this information. A vote was taken..... Time to hunt ourselves a mage!
Darkone
- Friday, November 09, 2001 at 20:02:32 (GMT)
Did we get to the bit with the *CONTRARY* tree yet?
Cos I liked that bit ;p

Shaggy
- Friday, November 09, 2001 at 13:03:52 (GMT)
Boys, Boys please take it outside as some of us are waiting for the next instalment to what happened at the Meet.
The Good Lady
- Friday, November 09, 2001 at 10:49:47 (GMT)
Come off it Keith... When Andy says "Are you going to tell the rest of the group,Ultra Mort?" and you say "No." in reply... that is IC. He addressed you IC, so you had to respond IC. Anyway, Maiyart has lost the argument because he's taking pedantic to another level... however, I can't agree with your definitions of IC and OOC on this one.
Mark A
- Thursday, November 08, 2001 at 20:32:59 (GMT)
Nice One Maurice, We're sure to be attacked on sight now which makes the mass slaughter of this town a perfectly justifiable act of self defence!!! So who's going to "shoot the sheriff"?
Shayde Lore
- Thursday, November 08, 2001 at 17:52:57 (GMT)
Maurice, I think I will stay here with you and practice my whittleing.
Ben.
- Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 21:19:56 (GMT)
Ummm... Guys, I think I'll just sit here and practice my crochet work while you pop into town. Oh and Fatty, be sure to tell the Sheriff how active you were in the heroic deeds on the train eh?
Maurice
- Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 17:12:13 (GMT)
Even though I think this time he's in the right....I hate to stick up for UM...
So I won't..
Yay for Maiyart! ;p

Emmett
- Wednesday, November 07, 2001 at 15:25:32 (GMT)
No lets not do that again PLEASE!!!
Boltan <Boredridgid@thetavern>
- Tuesday, November 06, 2001 at 22:26:09 (GMT)
Maiyart, so what you are saying is that if anyone just has a split second of whether to let the group know about something they are with holding information. I wonder how many times you have done it in the past? The only time I thought about it was walking down the stairs. Now if I held the information back you accuse me of with holding information, if I told you every bit of information I know you would accuse me of wittering on. So basically I can not win. (Mark how many times have we gone thought the IC and OOC cross over. Lets not do it again. What I basically mean is if I did say no and then say yes to letting the group know, that is me deciding and should not be considered UM saying it.)
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, November 06, 2001 at 21:30:57 (GMT)
Darkone, I only ask one thing of you when you get the main item off me. That is you let me know what it is about. I have tried to read it use it do lores upon it with no luck,
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, November 06, 2001 at 21:24:07 (GMT)
Sorry to go real here for a bit. I think you will understand though. Usually I would welcome anyone to come to Birmingham England, but due to recent events I suggest people Stay away at the moment. If you have not heard on the news the real IRA are up to their old tricks and a bombing campaign is happening. One on this weekend that could have killed/injuried hundreds and two may be bombs today have closed off the city centre.
Keith Astle
- Tuesday, November 06, 2001 at 21:21:25 (GMT)
Would have no problem with late Feb. or early March but would need a few weeks notice iro obtaining leave from work. PS.Apologies but due to problems with intermitent (?) access to the internet, have not been able to play CW turns for approx. a week, so, big thanks to the GM for roleplaying my various characters/parties-hopefully, normal service will be resumed wef now !!
Larry
- Tuesday, November 06, 2001 at 21:11:06 (GMT)
Ultra Mort. Do not forget to send a note of our little trade to Andy. The items should become available as soon as the HG report appears. As an item of the Faye it should cover both the Holy and Magical requirements needed to damage some monsters. As Maiyart would say, 'Time to Fry!'
Darkone
- Monday, November 05, 2001 at 19:24:11 (GMT)
Maiyart, cut Ulta Mort some slack. He may be neutral, but can now be considered an associate (as you once were). The seduction of the dark path does not need our assistance, but we should not take actions that may hinder it. I heard your first battle test as a fully equipped Dark Ninja has proven most satisfactory. As the going price for part of your soul goes, I trust there are no complaints.
Darkone
- Monday, November 05, 2001 at 19:21:49 (GMT)
And is anyone going to continue the story from where I left off?
Maiyart
- Monday, November 05, 2001 at 19:06:29 (GMT)
Even a seconds contemplation, and the thought of whether or not the group needed to know the useful (albiet not vital) information that you found out, is a moment of withholding information from the group. (OOC: Keith, you DID say "no" to Andy initially when he asked if you were going to tell the group! Admittedly you did change your mind almost immediately, but that doeasn't alther teh fact you initially said no. I remember it vividly.) So I am not talking out of the area you so eloquently describe. Oh and mind reading skills... you might be surprised some time soon! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Maiyart
- Monday, November 05, 2001 at 19:05:12 (GMT)
Maiyart, lets put this right once and for all. I did not with hold information. I was upstairs with Gepple, thank you for reminding me of the right name. What I found out from using my abbilities I decided, while coming back down stairs did not really need telling to the rest of the group. However, I did reveal it anyway. Now unless you have gained an ability to read minds, which I don't think so, then unless you can prove it you are talking out of your arse big time. I would say nothing unusual there bit it would be a lie so I will not. Now the next time Lady M is around I will consent to her reading my mind or the sword of truth been used on me to find out if I am telling the truth. However know this Maiyart I am telling the truth in what I have said here.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, November 05, 2001 at 16:50:22 (GMT)
Ultra Mort. You contemplated withholding information from us, which means that during this period of contemplation, you were actually withholding the information. And the gentleman's name was Gepple, not Gapple. Please do not refer to my backside or insinuate things against my sweet Lady Morgaine again.
Maiyart
- Monday, November 05, 2001 at 16:11:22 (GMT)
Maiyart, you are talking out your arse again. I did not with hold any information about anything. I explained what I found out which was confirmed to Lady M when she went outside with Gapple (Broken Tree's husband). In fact only one person with held information on this calling didn't they Lady M?
Ultra Mort
- Sunday, November 04, 2001 at 16:17:35 (GMT)
Mid to late February, or even early March would suit me better than January too.
I've already booked the hotel for another group for the first weekend in February, so would have to be after that date.

Shaggy
- Saturday, November 03, 2001 at 23:03:54 (GMT)
Never fear, the Hogs Head in Blackpool sells Hoegarden :)

Shaggy
- Saturday, November 03, 2001 at 22:00:16 (GMT)
Just had a terrible thought... DO THEY HAVE SOMEWHERE THAT SERVES HOEGARDEN IN BLACKPOOL?!?!?! If not, we'll have to call the meet there off... How much was the fish, again?
Lez
- Saturday, November 03, 2001 at 20:02:57 (GMT)
If I may continue the story... After a good nights sleep at Broken Tree's Tavern (where I had DELIBERATELY been blatent in my approach, as unlike Ultra Mort I've grown out of fannying about... oh and she strategically forgot to mention that she attempted to withold information from the party for no good reason: thank goodness for my sweet Lady Morgaine's mind-reading ability, I say. But I digress), we set off once more on our flying carpet. It took a good part of the day, and we landed away from the castle in the woods so that we could contemplate our next move. It was decided that we needed a scout to go to the castle to provide a blink location for all of us to teleport in. Violet volunteered to transform into a bird, and fly around the castle looking in arrow slits and windows for an appropriate place. "What kind of bird?" she was asked mid-transformation, and distracted as she was she became a yellow canary as opposed to the Eagle she had wanted to become. Even so, Violet did a good job and found an appropriate location. There were many locations to teleport to... but only one wasn't a latrine, so we chose that one. The Mages cast move sliently on all the group, which aided us in our strategic attacks on the guards in the place. Violet detected life at door, and if there was some, they were swiftly taken out by silent attacks from the party. We sucessfully made our way around the castle, until we came to a barred door. After much bashing at the door, it was suggested that I use my telekenisis abilities to remove the bar. I agreed, and after about a minute I managed to slide the bar away with just the power of my mind. It was pitch black, and we entered the room... I will let someone else tell you what happened when we met who was within.
Maiyart
- Saturday, November 03, 2001 at 20:01:25 (GMT)
Hi Boltan. Well the story of the chair as I remember it was. A bit of a booze up on the day of fri in the evening. Some of us been told to take doulbe strength things to make up for the pints we had missed. Everyone then headed into the local curry house to stuff our faces after which we headed back to get some rest. On the way we all noticed this white chair just by the door to the flats next to the parking area. At which point you decided to help it move location back to our resting place. So ends the tail of the begining of the quest of the white chair.
Ultra Mort.
- Saturday, November 03, 2001 at 17:00:56 (GMT)
Which of these numbers is the odd one out and why. There are multiple possible answers. If you could let me know as many as possible, i would be most appreciative.
Abazigal
- Saturday, November 03, 2001 at 14:47:09 (GMT)
The White Chair.....I had almost forgotten! (Not surprising though really considering I don't remember acquiring the bloody thing in the first place!!! Anyway, The white chair was strategically abandoned in warehouse entrance of a sportsltra Mort
- Friday, November 02, 2001 at 17:45:46 (GMT)
Definately on for a Blackpool/Cleveleys Meet. I thought it was on for mid/late Feb though. January is just a little too close to Xmas for my overdraft to handle!!!!!!!!
Boltan
- Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 23:22:52 (GMT)
We entered the building in front of us following been greeted outside by the owner. It turns out that the broken tree we were looking for was in fact the name of the one owner of the inn. While we talked about the location of the second tree we were after, a few things happened. I followed the husband upstairs to question him in my own ways. Our priestess of A'nis healed the tree outside, something about the woman been a Dryad and been linked to the tree. So when the tree was healed so was she. This put us in her favour. Maiyart opened his big mouth saying he was an assassin and would kill someone for them to get the information we wanted. It turns out we needed to kill someone who was all ready dead, but that is jumping the story a bit and should be in the next chapter. However, there was a bit of a debate over who could be trusted. We ended up submitting to the will of the leaf that turned over if we could be trusted to full fill our part of the deal to kill the king and she had to submit to the test of the sword of truth. At this point a male Elf made it quite clear that he did not trust us but due to the fact that someone other than an Elf had to do the deed had something to do with shutting him up. It was about this time that they owed up to been part of a resistance against the empire. What I found out about the husband was that he was a T'gellen knight who gave it up all for his love of Broken Tree. Night was falling now and it was decided to wait until daylight to proceed on the quest to kill the king. So before we all went to sleep, everyone was healed up magic was stored in the rings and staffs. To end it Linstram(Darkone) suggested we had a game of Charades. As he started his mime Maiyart shouted out 'its two words'. A game I am not too easy with as I don't understand it so went to sleep, or tried to.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 21:48:35 (GMT)
My search for my father once again leads me to this place... I can feel myself getting closer and closer. I WILL find him, and I WILL find out what happened to him.
"Firefly" Sho Murakame
- Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 17:18:02 (GMT)
Blackpool meet sounds good to me!
Mark A
- Thursday, November 01, 2001 at 17:16:41 (GMT)
Hi Larry,
The Blackpool meet is ready to go, just waiting on the say so of Andy.

Various Mudskippers
- Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 21:50:05 (GMT)
Hi guys,seems like I missed a really good meet-any news on the poss. meet in January in Blackpool/Cleveleys that I seem to recall Graeme(?) was on about organising (Might have got this wrong so apologises if I have !!) PS.Lost internet access for the better part of a week so apologies if my CW characters weren't involved in any of the various scenarios your characters may have been involved with.PPS. JJ wants to know if anyone has any batteries for a laser pen ?
Larry
- Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 20:34:04 (GMT)
CHAPTER THREE. After failing his Spot Blatantly Obvious Roll, the guy told Morgaine (an elf), Violet (an Anis Priestess), and Darkone (an undead) that the village had been attacked by Elves and Dark Anis worshippers who turn everyone into undead. Having completely won his confidence, the party collected a Flying Carpet from one of the local residences and took to the air. Having been told that 'Broken Tree' was a travellers way station some distance to the north, we now had a new destination. As we started to leave the city the group spotted two large Triffid type plants that the surviving resident identified as the zombie making planets. Darkone waived his wand and two fluffy white clouds lazily drifted across the expanse of blue summer sky. After a restful pause, the clouds gently bumped..... a violent streak of white lightning shot towards the earth and blasted the plants into a sappy oblivion. Slowly the clouds drifted onwards. After sometime had passed the party decided that they missed the company of Linstram and after a vote the decision was taken that we would each take it in turns to be Linstram. At this point everyone turned to Linstram (Maiyart) and told him to shut up making a bleeping noise, and to put his vibrating toy away. Eventually, the Heroes arrived at the Inn of the Broken Tree, and the flying carpet was tied up by the water trough outside...................to be continued......
Darkone
- Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 18:56:35 (GMT)
Hey Darkone this story telling thing in chapters is a good idea. Shall we do it for every calling so that others may know of the happenings? I think we should let Lady M do the last chapter with the little mistake she made.
Ultra Mort
- Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 17:11:30 (GMT)
CHAPTER TWO..... We headed into the town and came accross a church of K'nor. The group stayed by the door way while Maiyart did his stealth thing to dodge past the very dangourous vines (that stayed still and never attacked) with his ninja moves to steal two candle sticks and a plate made of gold. While in there some plant zombies moved down the main road towards the group. Lady M decided to take control of some and get them to attack the rest. We then moved on and found a pub (empty as well) where we found some more zombies on the second floor. Maiyart tried to attack but was not doing too well so I decided to give a hand and cut them down a bit. We then found this man locked in a room and freaked out when he found out one of our party was a high priestess of A'nis. We finally got him to open the door after telling him we killed his wife and kids who were some of the zombies....Next chapter someone please
Ultra Mort
- Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 17:08:33 (GMT)
Think I'd better wait til the final chapter before I have a go.. afterall I only made the last 3 hours of the meet..
but the 400 mile roundtrip was worth it, even if just for Shaggys snowboarding :)

Shaggy
- Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 00:54:16 (GMT)
For those interested in what happened at the last meet. Here follows CHAPTER ONE. (the other characters can pick up the following chapters............After coming around from their summoning, the heroes scanned their surroundings and found themselves to be within a forest clearing. Some surprise was expresses about their low number, and some searching was done for missing commrades. When none were found, eyes turned to Lady Morgaine. At this point she eloquently informed us that she had summoned us to the forest of T....... (she for got the full name), in order to search for the village of Sar...thingy... which in turn would lead us to a Broken Tree. This tree was essential to find..... for no particular reason! Well I was convinced! Everyone else seemed to be to because we set off looking for the village of Sar...thingy. With the aid of Violet's power 'Wings of an Eagle' the village was spotted from the air and we set off in the correct direction. Instead of a peaceful rural village, horror awaited us in the form of as deserted ghost town, heavily overgrown by weed. Wittnessing the full wrath of Pursey Thrower, the party cautiously advanced......(continued in chapter two - someone?)
Darkone
- Tuesday, October 30, 2001 at 20:25:23 (GMT)
Cheers for Mark for being such a good host as always and for those who missed this Meet, you missed some truly unforgettable moments... especially Lady M's 'little' mistake at the end...
Andy
- Tuesday, October 30, 2001 at 11:37:31 (GMT)
Yeah now we have shaggy walking around with a 2x focus. That makes him dangerous to nothing but the group he is with. Hey Death Lord you forgot to mention about the book of the lost that Dark One is getting as well out of this meet.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 22:49:41 (GMT)
Linstram. The main things you probably missed was the extra x2 spell focus, the amulet of protection from magic, the tome of shadows that makes you invulnerable to all damage for a period of time, and the iron maiden of demonic rejuvernation. Other than that, the treasure was rather poor (yes I know I have missed of the staves, but lets not wind the guy up)!
Deathlord
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 22:08:59 (GMT)
Thanks to Mark for been the host again. I only wish I could have stayed longer for the cup of coffee. The road works on the M5 were a bit bad. What was it Andy/Mark about 20mph. I know we kept passing each other, me on the outside and you in the middle. By the way Andy, shoot that fool of a navigator that you had running us all around Yate like that. Greame, nice to see you if it was only for the last few hours. You should have been there the night before, the beer was on me went with 48 cans came back with 36. We will have to try better next time.
Keith
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 20:55:05 (GMT)
Or even Linstram. Mental note must learn to type soon.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 20:49:48 (GMT)
Hey Maiyart you forgot about the bra for me and a bit of healing for the scroll. Think it serves Lintsram right for not turning up, we might not have swapped the scroll then. He He.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 20:48:22 (GMT)
Maiyart, I hope you were joking with that last comment - please (sob)
Linstram the 'perfect' Mage
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 20:32:27 (GMT)
I will kill all gnoms!!!
Venelin Velev <V_Shamara@hotmail.com>
Varna, Bulgaria - Monday, October 29, 2001 at 18:51:16 (GMT)
many thanks for a great meet! Thanks got to Mark L for the usual excellent host, Andy for a superb scenario, Toni for being Toni (you know what I mean), and a mention HAS to go to McPhee/ Graeme for turning up for the last three hours of the Sunday!
Mark A
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 18:36:25 (GMT)
I had an interesting adventure, nearly dying AGAIN... it's almost as if some cosmic being seems to roll the dice low for me at the most vital moments. At least I got some really good spices for that useless "greater create" scroll that I swapped.
Maiyart
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 18:33:38 (GMT)
mmmmmmmmm..... interaction....
Stumpy
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 17:02:22 (GMT)
Once again, I let excitement get the better of me - esp at the start, middle and at the end!! Let us never forget the Forest of blah blah and the town of thingy!! I protest at the inference that I am even remotely evil - I just act before thinking much of the time.....I reckon that I am going to be on the YTS scheme for quite some time - right now I am just not safe on the streets!!! Anyway - Darkone - thanks (NOT) for telling the party about my plan that went somwhat awry - but is not such a bad thing after all me thinks!! I think that I owe you one. But as recently demonstrated, who knows what that may be!! Many thanks, Heroes, for you aid it was much appreciated. Yes, yes I should have been straight with you - sorry - I need to put brain in gear before engaging mouth........ Mr Latto - mnay thanks foe being th hostess with the mostess!! Thank you Andy for the scenario. I loved it - the interaction was fab!! Laters!! L.M.
Lady Morgaine
- Monday, October 29, 2001 at 13:57:44 (GMT)
A good HG everyone. Certain parties are going to be unhappy that they didn't come and there was so much mage stuff around. Letting Shaggy loose with that mask is going to cause right problems. Once again Lady Morgaine proved that just because you are neutral doesn't mean that you can't be evil from time to time. While the number of heroes on our side was low, we remembered to take along the standard allocation of DEATH magnets (Maiyart & Ultramort). I have also never come across anyone losing quite so many permanent levels to a spirit (-80 to Morgaine)
Darkone
- Sunday, October 28, 2001 at 17:59:37 (GMT)
Hi Mark, Yes I should be down Friday night if that is all right. I Look forward to the required p*** up.
Keith
- Wednesday, October 24, 2001 at 23:19:36 (BST)
Anone turning up on Friday for a drink this weekend?
Darkone
- Wednesday, October 24, 2001 at 20:06:16 (BST)
A very philosophical question Faolan!! Will Call tonight.
Walker
- Monday, October 22, 2001 at 09:01:15 (BST)
Walker, I have "mislaid" your no.-please contact me asap-I NEED to know what's happening !!
Faolan
- Sunday, October 21, 2001 at 21:53:11 (BST)
My dear Emmett - at last count i had about 8000 silver coins, after some wheeling and dealing down here in Caradeth - perhaps we should meet up? I'm not too far away!
Linstram the 'perfect' Mage
- Sunday, October 21, 2001 at 17:18:48 (BST)
Any item you want to buy can be bought from me over the next HG. My previous for sale message wasn't an accident.
Darkone
- Thursday, October 18, 2001 at 17:48:39 (BST)
Ahh bugger
I don't have much in the way of silver, all my items are valued in Oraks, and I'm stuck in Caradeth in the Darklands playing games with the Tormentriach. The items we wanted to buy are valued in silvers.. looks like we need to rob a few Tormentriach purses.

Emmett
- Thursday, October 18, 2001 at 17:03:58 (BST)
Ref. the silvers question. On the Darklands prices in silvers are not hugely different to those in oraks/gold on other realms. Deathlord is quite right however in that gold is pretty worthless there so if you want to trade some coins over let me know and I'll "arrange" for them to arrive. How many have you got? We should be able to take the lot and offer you a good rate (Don't actually remember the last time I ever bought anything anyway!!!) - Cheers, Rich
Walker
- Thursday, October 18, 2001 at 01:02:30 (BST)
D'you think UM might swap it for those bracers I want, Deathlord?
Maiyart
- Thursday, October 18, 2001 at 00:06:06 (BST)
Hey... I joined.. now what?
Anon <Akari@illumia-rpg.com>
NO, NO NO - Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 19:24:35 (BST)
For those players who are Blind. Maiyart has a helmet of Bat-Sense which allows a bind person to see even invisible creatures. After the October meet it will be surplus to requirements, and I will be offering it to the highest bidder.
Darkone
- Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 18:17:50 (BST)
That will very much depend where you are. In most realms silver is worth far less than gold, but on places such as the F'norian Darklands it is worth 10-1 more. Linstram or Boltan will have any silver off you and offer the best rate as they are in the right spot. 300 silver coins is the same as 1 bar of silver. If Emmett brings it to the October meet you should find someone who will convert it at a good price for you.
Darkone
- Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 18:09:53 (BST)
Sorry for abusing this forum by asking a sensible question, but:
What is the exchange rate between Oraks and silvers? If I have 300 Oraks, how many silvers would this equate as?

Emmett
- Wednesday, October 17, 2001 at 14:28:56 (BST)
Maiyart, vous est un idiot.
hahah, unless he speaks fluent French he'll never know he was insulted... the perfect crime!

Anonymous Le 3rd
- Friday, October 12, 2001 at 18:40:21 (BST)
Wig? Don't know what you're talking about!
Maiyart
- Thursday, October 11, 2001 at 19:36:34 (BST)
What are you blathering about? An animated plait would great... as long as it doesn't attack Mr. Anjor...
Mark A
- Thursday, October 11, 2001 at 19:35:56 (BST)
There were a wide selection of memory upgrades, or RAMPAC's. Mine was 16k.
Old & Sad
- Thursday, October 11, 2001 at 19:05:06 (BST)
I can answer this one if given time, Yes we still have the ZX81 with upgrade in my parents loft. If you want it answered for final I will dig it out but thought that the upgrade took it to 2K myself.
even sader and older
- Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 22:37:09 (BST)
Sorry old chap but I don't believe a ZX81 ever had 16k, the upgrade was 1K - the ZX80's upgrade took it to 1K
boo
- Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 19:04:33 (BST)
Yes but do you remember the zx80's and do you all remember the shortage of zx spectrums when they first came out? I remember that and the wait in a queue to get one.
even sader and older
- Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 18:31:20 (BST)
Actually a ZX81 with a ram pack was 16k. Remember all that RAW 1k power throbbing beneath your fingertips? And that included the screen memory!
Sad & Old
- Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 17:51:46 (BST)
Hey Maurice, you're definately a ZX81 with a RAM pack baby!! (Thats 2K to those not old enough to remember)Mind you, we do seem to be taking it in turns to keep you alive!
Mr Night Giant
- Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 10:34:36 (BST)
Goodness gracious me! A person old enough to remember Vision On....... Those were the days of true fantasy eh ? lol
Shunt the observer
- Tuesday, October 09, 2001 at 17:46:45 (BST)
2k - some of us are the baddest!
Mad Maurice
- Tuesday, October 09, 2001 at 16:30:58 (BST)
Oi Maiyart, sounds like you're just jealous 'cos you have to wear a wig 'cos your own pigtail got cut off. Did you know that a necromancer has animated that 'dead' pigtail of yours and it now rushes around like that thing that used to be on 'Vision On' ~#~~~~~ (Maiyart's Pigtail)
Nuddy Dwarf
- Tuesday, October 09, 2001 at 13:52:20 (BST)
Again!?!
What's new that has happened since the last time you threatened to quit, but decided against?
Or did you forget you had decided that that was all sorted out?

Anonymo Numero Tres
- Tuesday, October 09, 2001 at 13:33:08 (BST)
First of all Ultra Mort is MALE inside, just because he got stuffed by someone he was turned to female. To be totally honest I don't even know if I am going to keep playing beyond as seen as he keeps geting stuffed like he is. I mean three times now in the last couple of months, it just seems a bit too much as seen as everything is supposed to be on a level playing field. Second, give it up you will not get them Mark.
Keith
- Monday, October 08, 2001 at 13:20:37 (BST)
Ultra Mort is most DEFINTELY female. Look at those... pigtails. Oh, and I keep hassling her, because I WANT the item she has...
Maiyart
- Monday, October 08, 2001 at 01:08:15 (BST)
Hmmmmm, does it not depend on your sense of humour!
Elven
- Sunday, October 07, 2001 at 11:35:02 (BST)
Why not? Surly his/her point of view is as valid as the rest? Can someone tell me which to use as well this is getting a bit stupid typing his/her.
Silver Lady
- Friday, October 05, 2001 at 19:39:24 (BST)
Because no-one ever listens to Ultra Mort
Anonymous the Third
- Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 22:32:11 (BST)
Yes okay we can all tell really crap jokes. However, surley if Ultra Mort has said he/she(not sure which one) is not going to exchange an item why are you carrying on trying to change his/her mind.
Silver Lady
- Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 18:47:15 (BST)
A man was up in court for eating a barn owl, an endangered species.
Before sentencing he explained to the judge that it had been a matter of life or death, he hadn't eaten for a week, and it was either eat the barn owl, or die of starvation.
After hearing this argument the judge directed the jury to find him not guilty, as although unfortunate, it was a matter of self preservation. The judge then turned to the man and asked "Before I close this trial, I have one question for you.. What does barn Owl taste like?"
"Well" replied the man "it's a bit like a cross between an osprey and a golden eagle".

Does that address the joke balance.. or tilt it further in the wrong direction?
Anonymous the Third
- Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 16:48:14 (BST)


But Morty... surely for every good joke there should be a bad one? I merely add to the balance by telling bad ones... I'm simply acting for the balance by telling crap jokes... Yes I can swear now that I'm a Dark Assassin. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Maiyart
- Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 01:45:23 (BST)
Can not remember for sure if I did help at the water shoot, think I did. I may have played pranks in the past but not since Maiyart died, instead I always try to heal in one way or another. It is not am amulet that I have though. It is a pair of +1 to defence bracers, you know the things that go around the bottom end of your arm just about the hands. I really want to check all new kit out before hand myself, sort of see if it is any good if not pass it on.However, what is no good to me might be of importance to another.
Ultra Mort <Kaastle@aol.com>
- Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 23:05:37 (BST)
Someone helped patch me up on the HG, one before last, after I suffered the damage in the water shoot and was nearly bitten in half. Not you I take it.If the amulet Maiyart is after is the one I think it is, it gives two complimentary bonuses.
Darkone
- Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 22:17:26 (BST)
Darkone, sorry you have lost me. What amulet are you on about and what is this blood smearing thing you are also on about? No, I am not of an evil alignment. I am of the balance and aligned towards the light if anything.
Ultra Mort
- Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 21:37:27 (BST)
Maiyart, forget it. If I was still in the balance of if I was going to let you have it, now with crap jokes as well. NO CHANCE!!!!!!
Ultra Mort
- Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 20:07:47 (BST)
So touchy Morty, so touchy! You're losing out, mate: deal of a lifetime here! Last few days! Get it while it's hot (flamesword, hot, get it? Arf, arf!)
Maiyart
- Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 12:57:09 (BST)
Usual mask and robes, round flat emerald, Bag of flash powder, Small five armed statue, bolt of velvet woven with gold and silver threads, Ring of Power Storage (100pts), Earrings of Translate Language, Staff of Spell Storing (50pts), a shrivelled left arm, and 54 points ... I was joking about the arm.
Shaggy
- Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 11:29:44 (BST)
I may be interested in the Amulet Ultra Mort, before I offer you anything for it, remind me, are you evil? I think I might owe you from some blood smearing exercise anyway, anything in particular you need? How about if I Blink you to a chamber of magical purging, it will completely remove all permanent magical effects you are suffering. Come to think of it, perhaps I should have offered this to Linstram........ Nah! Maybe not!
Darkone
- Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 21:57:21 (BST)
Maiyart, as seen as you see fit to make jokes at my cost yet again the answer is NO. Now bugger off.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 21:33:38 (BST)
Maiyart, as seen as you see fit to make jokes at my cost yet again the answer is NO. Now bugger off.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 21:33:29 (BST)
I'll do you a deal Ultra Mort(icia)! I got loads o' lovely kit that's suit you a treat! I reckon that plus2 holy T'gellen flamesword would look really good on you! I'll throw in a plus1 shield, a cup of tea and some sweet and sour garmyk. Whaddaya say? Eh? Eh? Eh? Can't say fairer than that! I'm cutting my own throat you know! This deal won't last forever! Last few days! End of season... &c
Maiyart
- Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 12:22:49 (BST)
2 rings, 2 books and a bit of a sore head from the banishment for me. T'Sarden may live to regret that, depends pretty much on his Daddy! - but then who really is his Daddy?, and so a new T'Sarden greeting is born...
Walker
- Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 00:40:48 (BST)
I got pretty much the same as you lot, apart from some bracers that Maiyart is still trying to get from me.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, October 01, 2001 at 22:30:40 (BST)
I got priity much the same as you lot, apart from some bracers that Maiyart is still trying to get from me.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, October 01, 2001 at 22:30:04 (BST)
Okay here goes - mask and robes - like everyone else (we can all dress up together (!), 1 human mage, 1 Jarakani, ring power storage 100pts, ring of spell storage 100pts, several bars high grade platinum, bolt of velvet - nice shade of black i'm sure you'd agree and 29pts (used the other 24 on enchantments - see report! (and note the new name!)
Linstram the 'perfect' Mage
- Monday, October 01, 2001 at 20:45:28 (BST)
I have a turn due Tuesday, I'll let you know where the hand is.
Deathlord
- Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 23:39:20 (BST)
Seems to me either the GM hasn't awarded the items mentioned, in which case he needs to be reminded, or they've been awarded to those who...shall we say...don't "desrve" them !! I call upon my fellow adventurers from this last HG to declare their spoils !!
Mallon
- Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 22:58:14 (BST)
It would be a pitty if you didn't get the hand Mallon, and by that I mean you earnt it.I wonder who got the pan pipe of 'Fire Flys'?
Deathlord
- Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 15:15:54 (BST)
My kit, for those interested, is like a rolling pin and 2 jacket potatoes!!!! - Bosch!!, Wallop!!
The HG Non-Runner
- Friday, September 28, 2001 at 20:30:15 (BST)
My kit if you're interested: Mysterious Spiritual Two-Handed Katana (Blood Red), Golden Death Mask (worth 600’os each), Magical white silk robes embroidered with gold thread (Resist Dirt), Injector Dagger (currently empty), Unholy Dagger of something rather tasty, One bolt of black velvet. Anyone know what a bolt of black velvet is?
Maiyart
- Friday, September 28, 2001 at 13:08:34 (BST)
Hey Linstram... have you still got that undead head that I so expertly created for you? nya nya nya nya nya, &c.
Maiyart
- Friday, September 28, 2001 at 13:06:06 (BST)
Against my better judgement - here is my haul: Golden Death Mask (worth 600’os each) Magical white silk robes embroidered with gold thread (Resist Dirt) Bolt of human skin A Human Mage Head A 3rd dynasty Jarakani Head Two Fingertips from Bauxite (Sorry buddy, but good raw materials are hard to find!) Some of the red crystal sand Magical Bone & Silver Staff of not telling you ;o)
Maurice
- Friday, September 28, 2001 at 12:45:58 (BST)
Nope, I have double-checked my list & what I previously reported is what I got !! Mallon has queried about a "certain" item (The left arm of an NPC that he removed ) which he thought he might be awarded-is this what you had in mind ?
Mallon
- Thursday, September 27, 2001 at 21:30:56 (BST)
What other kit did people get on the HG? Mallon, surely you missed one item off your treasure list!
Darkone
- Thursday, September 27, 2001 at 21:07:50 (BST)
To M'lady Nightingale, I thank thee for thy help in restoring me to what was but less a bit. I know it must have taken a lot from you and intend to honour your information to me.
Ultra Mort
- Saturday, September 22, 2001 at 18:34:32 (BST)
I don't know, but it's quite good. Perhaps it was for Ultra Mort.
Keith
- Saturday, September 22, 2001 at 18:30:58 (BST)
Whats the bloody trumpet all about then?
Boltan
- Friday, September 21, 2001 at 23:45:11 (BST)
HG Gains-golden death mask,magical white silk robes,large sapphire diamond,injector dagger (empty),one bolt of silk,magical silver bracer of Resist Fire 50%,ring of spell storage (50 pts. 1 spell) = 53 award points
Mallon
- Friday, September 21, 2001 at 19:06:16 (BST)
Maiyart, I have got a rep. Just because you have not heard it yet does not mean to say I don't have one. It just means there is a chance that you are deaf as well as blind and stupid.
Silver Lady
- Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 23:32:52 (BST)
No it is not me. I am a bit more direct when I start.
Keith.
- Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 21:34:13 (BST)
Who in the hell are you, Silver Lady? Get yourself a rep before you start dissing a dark assassin!
Maiyart
- Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 20:21:51 (BST)
You obviously do not know your Anons from your Anons lol (no it is not Keith lol)
Anon
- Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 13:09:42 (BST)
That last Anon had to be Keith... right?
Anonymous 3rd
- Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 12:21:48 (BST)
I think you are all full of wind lol
Anon
- Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 08:52:15 (BST)
Yes Maiyart, you are a Devil. A dust devil that is full of wind that has blown itself out. Har-de-har-de-har
Silver Lady
- Tuesday, September 18, 2001 at 20:24:17 (BST)
I did NOT write that... I am no longer a fish... I am a DEVIL. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The Real Maiyart
- Tuesday, September 18, 2001 at 20:15:58 (BST)
I am a fish, I am a fish. A smelly one at that.
Maiyart
- Tuesday, September 18, 2001 at 19:14:53 (BST)
How much IS the fish?
Anonymous 2
- Monday, September 17, 2001 at 23:10:44 (BST)
Fatty - great to see you here!! At the tavern as always . . . . . but only 10 pints?!
Linstram the mage
- Monday, September 17, 2001 at 22:25:25 (BST)
I'm not biting, so stop trying to fish.
Keith
- Monday, September 17, 2001 at 22:00:20 (BST)
The Bitch is Back.....So watch yours!!!!
Fatty <TenBellies@ThePub.10pints>
- Saturday, September 15, 2001 at 21:35:35 (BST)
If it makes you feel better Keith, I know who Anonymous Two is, and he in turn knows who Anonymous Three is.
Anonymous the Third
- Friday, September 14, 2001 at 13:12:17 (BST)
Anyone got a straw? sluuuuuuurrrrpppppppp. Ah! T'sarden flavour shake - my favourite!
Maurice
- Friday, September 14, 2001 at 12:51:43 (BST)
For Darkone how about Tia Maria?
Anonynony
- Friday, September 14, 2001 at 09:00:54 (BST)
Good point that, Ultra Mort still being the male Ultra Mort in a female body. Should make for some great roleplaying. Still quite liked the new name idea though. How about this then - If other characters were to turn female, what would you call them? How's about for Linstram 'Lysteria' or for Maurice 'Mavis'... ideas?
Nuddy Dwarf
- Friday, September 14, 2001 at 08:53:32 (BST)
Very funny, but all are rubbish ideas for names. Ultra Mort is staying Ultra Mort. Unless I decide he decides he is going to run with the female members of the tribes name which has nothing to do with the name Ultra Mort. However, as Ultra Mort is still male bit in a female body then he is, I think still going to be Ultra Mort. Anyway you cowards why not put your names to your jokes or have you not got the guts to stand up behind your jokes and jibs?
Keith
- Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 23:15:36 (BST)
The question is.. if UM gets to be Morticia..
Who plays Gomez?
Could there be a Beyond romance in the offing? .. (anyone got a spare love potion?)

Anonymous (the third one)
- Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 19:55:08 (BST)
Ultra Morticia! Best suggestion so far!
Anonymous (the second one)
- Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 19:45:46 (BST)
Ultra Morticia... inspired! Hope Keith runs with that one as I, anyway, think its a damn cracking name.
Nuddy Dwarf
- Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 11:12:03 (BST)
Sorry to bring this back down to base level again, but..
Ultra Morticia?

Anonymous (a different one to the other two)
- Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 10:13:09 (BST)
To those in the States, directly and indirectly affected by the tragedy. Our thoughts go out to you.
Andy
- Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 13:03:54 (BST)
Was sat at my desk interviewing a young female client when my wife rang-I put the phone down with tears in my eyes-somehow the world seems a little darker now.
Larry
- Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at 18:51:44 (BST)
Surely it's Ultra Mortina, Ms. Mort, Mortette, or something like that...
Anonymous (but not the same as the last one)
- Monday, September 10, 2001 at 20:02:58 (BST)
Very funny but next time can you spell the name right it is ULTRA MORT not ULTA MORT.
Keith
- Monday, September 10, 2001 at 15:46:52 (BST)
Rich, ring me asap-Was this supposed to happen ? (With apologies to those not involved !!)
Larry
- Sunday, September 09, 2001 at 22:13:04 (BST)
So does Ulta Mort.........
anonymous
- Sunday, September 09, 2001 at 20:22:57 (BST)
Hi Mark, I would suggest my place but I really want to get the kitchen sorted out before the next meet here. You all saw how small it was and it really does need a seeing to.
Keith
- Sunday, September 09, 2001 at 18:56:46 (BST)
Boltan and Linstram now have a new battle cry when they charge their enemies. Boltan yells 'Pigioto I choose you!'
Deathlord
- Sunday, September 09, 2001 at 00:22:32 (BST)
I only suggested my place for the next meet because Sandra is away. If someone else wants to host it to help with travelling, thats ok. Anyone else interested?
Darkone
- Saturday, September 08, 2001 at 11:06:17 (BST)
As to the meet in Oct/Nov. Can people decide quickly so that I can try and get the time off. If so UM will be there, and you won't like it.
Keith
- Saturday, September 08, 2001 at 06:58:27 (BST)
Maurice, it is your own fault though.
Ben Robinson (wheeler)
- Saturday, September 08, 2001 at 06:56:35 (BST)
Hi Dave, yeah no prob now. I am now looking forward to playing UM like this. However, you lot might not be(snigger) as he/she will act like a true member of the female member of the tribe but with the UM name. Have you lot asked for it, they are man eaters but not how you think. Think more of black widow spiders.
Keith
- Saturday, September 08, 2001 at 06:53:43 (BST)
Groan... Here's an expression that is about to become popular in the Beyond universe "About as popular as a Necromancer at a T'gellenite reunion". Welcome to the group Fatty!
Maurice
- Thursday, September 06, 2001 at 09:19:58 (BST)
Shaggy.. or Gan.. will be there :)
Shaggy
- Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 23:55:15 (BST)
Yes come on guys, as well as the Nightfall Meet in Oxford in December another Meet is also planned. Mark has kindly offered to host another Fantsy Meet in Bristol either last weekend in October or first weekend in November. So if you'd like to come and have a preference of date, simply let me know at the usual Crasiworld address.
Andy
- Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 18:12:10 (BST)
Anyone interested in a Fantasy meet at the end of October, start of November?
Darkone
- Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 17:41:24 (BST)
If Morgaine was a L'denonite High-Priestess she probably would be interested, pitty shes not.
Deathlord
- Tuesday, September 04, 2001 at 22:41:10 (BST)
Lady Morgaine, a fellow L'denonite party priest has recently been blessed with three new priest powers-if interested please contact me direct. Mallon
Larry
- Tuesday, September 04, 2001 at 21:48:56 (BST)
Keith - yeah the same potion, and IC - Linstram said that revenge was in hand when UM apologised during the meet! Just playing the game, and my character as he would behave.
Linstram the Toucan Mage
- Monday, September 03, 2001 at 21:42:39 (BST)
So okay what was the last message all about and who sent it??????????
Keith
- Sunday, September 02, 2001 at 17:57:53 (BST)
well i think that the game is very evil last of the summer wine because i have played it SO many times in fact i have definatly even played it at allHAHAHAHHAAHAAHGRRRRRRR
evilcompo
- Sunday, September 02, 2001 at 15:50:16 (BST)
The very same potion, Keith.
Mark A
- Saturday, September 01, 2001 at 23:35:14 (BST)
So okay I am seeing the funny side of this now. UM is not but I am. Dave this potion of sex change, was it the same potion you tried to give to UM at the end of the last meet saying it was a stregth potion?
Keith
- Saturday, September 01, 2001 at 20:30:55 (BST)
Hey Ms. Mort... nice pair! It's just a shame *ugh* that you're in there!
Maiyart
- Friday, August 31, 2001 at 18:51:41 (BST)
I don't know - Nouveau V'Garnians are so, well theatrical. One should have a little more decorum if one is to maintain one's standards.
Maurice
- Friday, August 31, 2001 at 13:40:32 (BST)
"You mean Ultra Mort was tricked into drinking a permanent sex change potion?" asks Shaggy innocently
Shaggy
- Friday, August 31, 2001 at 13:28:35 (BST)
Morty, Morty, Morty... any shred of guilt I felt for our "trick" upon you has now been removed by your last rant! I really couldn't give a sh!t about your dark side: you've just seen mine! I would like to openly thank Linstram for donating the potion of PERMANENT sex change to our cause, and can happily confirm that our ruse worked hook, line and sinker! You wanna mess with Maiyart, Morty? Well, you got your just dresserts... I mean desserts... Mwahahahahahahaha!
Maiyart
- Friday, August 31, 2001 at 12:43:54 (BST)
Why should I help you Myfart?? What have you done for me of recent apart from join in with Shaggy's practical joke, that backfired, at Shaggy's expence. No this day I sent another soul to the other side. I feel myself slipping towards the dark side again, but whos is the soul I am releasing???? (evil laugh)
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 22:13:09 (BST)
Go on, after three...1,2,3.."We're all part of the Bloody Skull Marines,the Bloody Skull Marines,the Bloody Skull Marines !!" Sraosha
Larry
- Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 18:19:17 (BST)
Ode to Linstram - I wish I could fly right up to the sky, but I can't.... Don't worry Orville we still love you
Maurice
- Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 10:14:02 (BST)
Hey Morty... if I have no honour left, what is to stop me from sacrificing your worthless soul to V'garn... NOOOOOOO! Why am I saying these things?! What's happening to me? Ultra Mort! You should be helping me, not threatening me! Aaaaaaaaagh! I don't understand any of this! Sweet Lady Morgaine... Shaggy... someone... anyone... help me... PLEASE!
Maiyart
- Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 21:34:50 (BST)
"Bauxite can make Hoegarden? I just made a new best friend!"
Maiyart
- Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 21:23:44 (BST)
WOW!!, So which Asda are we having the next meet at then?
Walker
- Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 21:01:42 (BST)
I've only just switched on the PC today so hence my lack of response for the past two days. Big thanks to everyone who attended the Meet and Big Big thanks for Mark for being as always the perfect host (and Sandra for that wonderful feast). With regards Hoeeegaaarden, I spotted it in ASDA on Monday and bought a bottle of it for 99p.... interesting stuff and definately a potion to be reckoned with. Perhaps someone should ask Bauxite to make up a batch of it...
Andy
- Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 09:07:32 (BST)
Just one criticism the meet - NO HOOGAARDEN. Compensation will have to be made and the Coriander spirits satisfied - A Manchester meet beckons.......................
A Lone Voice from the Outer Reaches
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 23:33:33 (BST)
Just a few lines to echo the previous comments on how I would like to thank Mark... not only for letting the event to be staged at his house but also for what was a well written & thought out scenario.Also, thanks to Andy for being such a bloody good GM !! PS. Can I keep the arm of "Mr.D. !!" It was also worth the "additional" extra at the end with Linstram supping that potion of transformation !!
Larry
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 21:26:07 (BST)
Hey Maiyart, I have plans for you as well. Hehe wait to you start finding out some of them. How dare you say strike for honour, you have no honour left. Boy am I going to have fun with that alone.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 20:15:02 (BST)
Many thanks to Mark for the acid pump and banishment!! Nice one buddy!!! To Sandra, Hey what cook. And a massive thankyou to the clanger dropper............................
Mr White Chair & pink Cushion
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 19:43:58 (BST)
You wound me Ultra Mort... I don't want you dead! I have plans for you: BIG plans. As for myself... I feel different, more... cruel, but I like it! No I don't! Yes I do! I think! Mwahahahaha! Strike for honour? Gah! Help me!
Maiyart
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 19:39:48 (BST)
May I take this opportunity to also thank Mark L for his generous hospitality. Also, big thanks to Sandra for the amazing Saturday evening feed!
Mark A
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 19:36:43 (BST)
Hmmmm - I think that I have been cusred with a complete inability to spell today.....whom ever it was - I will seek you out!!!
Lady Morgaine
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 13:26:31 (BST)
Good grief that was tough!!! However, I enjoyed it most verily!! :o) To all - sorry for not wishing to discuss what I felt to be a vile option for the party (in the form of sacrificing a few mwmberr here and there) - I did not want to worry anyone. At least I came clean in the end. It has been pointed out that I should have discusse it - point noted for the future. Hope that eneveryone got home okay - good to see you all. Mark - thank you for being a most marvellous, devious and underhanded host as usual - I knew that you would not let us down!!! hehe BIG thanks to Sandra for even being within a mile's proximity of our wierd and wonderful group.
Lady Morgaine
UK - Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 13:23:51 (BST)
Well that was fun! Cheers Mark, you are a v good host and evil b*stard event writer - just the way I like it in fact. Oh and please say a BIG thank you to Sandra for the food too.
Maurice of Lilac
- Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 09:41:57 (BST)
I just want to say thank you to Mark as well for been such a good host again. I think the setting was way hard but it was enjoyable even with Ultra Mort ending up dead and I have decided to keep this Ultra Mort. Just watch out for the female member of his tribe I will be starting.
Keith Astle
- Monday, August 27, 2001 at 20:46:26 (BST)
Well, I have decided to not kill myself of more to the disapointment of Maiyart and Shaggy. I have just gotten word from T'Sardan that he will be bringing a female member of my tribe on some of his missions in about a year from now. May the gods protect you all from one of these mages. You think I am bad just wait till you meet one of them (snigger). They are bad tempered at the best of times. I just hope we don't get pulled on hero callings together. I just want to say thank you to the one who started my heart back up on this calling.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, August 27, 2001 at 20:40:24 (BST)
Toucan play at that game!!! Things change, but Marks hospitality as always was great this weekend! Cheers mate
Linstram the Toucan Mage
- Monday, August 27, 2001 at 11:04:18 (BST)
Perhaps in my current attire, Hoegarden would hamper the image! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabycham!
Maiyart
- Friday, August 24, 2001 at 00:23:57 (BST)
Mark, Thank your partner for her offer for us. That would be great and most kind of her.
Ultra (blue hair) Mort
- Thursday, August 23, 2001 at 06:48:50 (BST)
One hedgehog hedged up the hedge as the other hedgehog hedged down (repeat * 3), and they aint going to hog no more . . . . Well i like it anyway!!
Linstram the Hedgehog Mage
- Wednesday, August 22, 2001 at 12:28:50 (BST)
Nice One Sandra! PS, Maurice - heard about your Puppy thing!! Not exactly fitting for our bosses "hard man of the Undead" image now is it? Get something a bit meaner and nasty looking (What was that?, oops yeh I forgot I'm walking round with human hedgehog - shit, just forget I mentioned it!)
Bolters
- Tuesday, August 21, 2001 at 22:18:19 (BST)
Freeeeshh Meat!!!! Sorry slipped for a moment threre. Mark, please thank Sandra for the hospitality, although you may not want her talking to Toni prior to the meet or she might change her mind. BTW Mystery Dude better keep a really really tight grip on your chopper (oo err), I don't think it is going to like what happens next. I trust that you don't need a picture painted? Indian Burial Ground? Frightened Necromancer? Cuddly puppy? Whoops I don't think the last one applies!
Maurice
- Tuesday, August 21, 2001 at 17:03:34 (BST)
For those who are coming this weekend, Sandra has agreed to provide us with a cooked meal (there will be a selection), so that we can keep the evening meal break to a minimum and finish in time for a drink.
Mark
- Tuesday, August 21, 2001 at 00:01:07 (BST)
Ho Ho Ho Hogaaarden - sound like Santa!
Linstram the Hedgehog Mage
- Monday, August 20, 2001 at 14:28:26 (BST)
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Walker
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 20:56:48 (BST)
Caradeth eh? - Home of the Tormentriach, the most dangerous adversaries it has ever been my displeasure to encounter, apart of course from Fattys feet that year we slept on Andy's kitchen floor!!!! GAAAAAAARRRDENNNNNN (see above)
Walker
- Friday, August 17, 2001 at 20:56:27 (BST)
Recently overheard in that very same way station near Caradeth..."Tonight, Matthew, Emmett will be .... starting a fight" !!
Some of you had enough with putting up with me at a recent gathering.. pity poor Sroasha who gets me day after day after day after ...

Emmett
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 22:18:44 (BST)
Recently overheard in a way station near Caradeth..."Tonight, Matthew, Sraosha will be...Stevie Wonder" !!
Larry <lmalone@globalnet.com>
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 17:29:23 (BST)
At the age of 40+ I have just "discovered" the world of PC CD games, namely "Diablo" & "Diablo 2", plus "Return To Krondor"-now, (Bearing in mind I've had a few beers & a total beginner in terms of PC CD games)but...if "CW/Beyond/Quest" could, somehow, be "turned/made" into a PC CD game,does anyone have any idea as to the cost involved &,IF Andy (KJC ?)agreed , I ,for one, would be willing to invest a few £1000 in this venture-would anyone else ? Obviously, there's probably no way this game would be able to compete with the likes of "Diablo", "Baldur's Gate", etc., but, hey, disagree with me if you like, but I feel Andy's turns iro RP,NPC character involvement, scenario setting,background descriptions,etc., deserve a "wider" audience-I, for one, can "see" quite a few CW characters "immortalised" forever on a PC CD game-Boltan,Linstram,Dark One, Waler,Lady Morgaine,Than,Menahem,Shunt,Arngra,Slaylord,Gan,Ultra Mort,Stumpy,Fatty,etc. oh, I could go on for hours (Apologies if I've not mentioned your particular CW/Beyond characters or scenarios-Quest players-apologies but, as I don't play Quest, I don't what's happening in your games !! ),&, as for the Gods,supernatural beings,etc.of CW-(Guthrauko,mordel,scuttlers,etc.-,even those bloody things that I can't remember the name of-you know the ones who trip people & have a perculiar (?)laugh , when they commit "mischief" of any sort !!)-Andy has, for us (Hand Moderated) CW/Beyond players, created a "shit-hot" role-playing environment-I mean, just think about all the "Over The Table" CW meets-tell me these scenarios wouldn't look good on a PC CD game !! Anyway, again, apologies if I've "ranted & raved" too much about CW & not mentioned in "Dispatches" your own CW characters-it is now gone nearly midnight & the "amber nectar" has taken hold of my senses-I just hope all CW players , whether hand-moderated CW,Beyond or Quest, realise the potential of CW !! PS. Do you wish you never posted a message to "The Tavern" when you've had a few pints ? !!"
Larry (Mallon,Hank,,Sraosha,etc.) <lmalone@globalnet.co.uk>
- Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 00:12:14 (BST)
Ooh, watch your head on that bog seat!!!
Walker
- Tuesday, August 14, 2001 at 22:57:15 (BST)
Great Scott!!
Emmett
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 20:34:49 (BST)
PS, Whats a "Wayor" - Is it the head of a town who has a lisp?
Walker
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 20:27:22 (BST)
Sorry Guys, wracked my brain for a cool quote from Back to the Future to reply with but, unsurprisingly, couldn't come up with one!!!!
Walker
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 20:24:36 (BST)
Ahh.. it's kind of like when Holly brought Rimmer, the most annoying person on Red Dwarf back as a hologram to keep Lister sane?
Now I understand

Emmett
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 20:23:25 (BST)
Emmett, I created Ultra Mort to keep you sane in an insane sort of wayor is that insane in a sort of sane way. I keep getting them mixed up. Thats what happens when you stay in a head like yours for too long.
Your subconscious
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 20:19:53 (BST)
Bah! Not only did that charlatan steal my theories on time travel, but his 'friend' Marty stole my skateboard.
Emmett
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 20:16:37 (BST)
And there`s me thinking you were the professor from Back to the Future
Walker
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 19:45:12 (BST)
You don't fool me
I *know* this messageboard is all in my head, and that all the posts on here are just my subconscious being mischievous...
The only thing that worries me.. if my subconscious had to invent all you fictional characters to keep me company... where are all the Buffy lookalikes.. and why, oh *why* invent Ultra Mort???

Emmett
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 19:08:31 (BST)
Ghosts eh? Emmett I can probably help you with that esp. if they are who I think they are. Wanna hear a spirit scream? It's really funny... well it makes me laugh anyway.
Maurice
- Sunday, August 12, 2001 at 11:19:20 (BST)
Whooooooooooooo! [rattles his wok and spatula as he doesn't have any chains] If I'm not real, why did you just jump half a mile Emmett? :p
Masato
- Saturday, August 11, 2001 at 17:16:55 (BST)
You're not real, none of you are
Emmett
- Saturday, August 11, 2001 at 15:22:56 (BST)
I too am here as well... I am the Maiyart that was dead for 10 minutes! Typical, I wanted to haunt Ultra Mort...
The 10 minutes dead Maiyart
- Friday, August 10, 2001 at 12:01:16 (BST)
I live within the mind of Emmett... [OW] Gosh! It's crowded in here! Hardly enough room to cook sweet and sour dinosaur...
Masato
- Friday, August 10, 2001 at 12:00:07 (BST)
Strange things afoot in the Valley!!!
Walker
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 23:01:34 (BST)
No worries Keith have sent you a mail direct, have another go!, Rich
Rich
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 23:00:58 (BST)
Hi Richard, hope you are reading this tavern. I tried a reply to your email about wild west but got a no delivery message appear in my in mail. Just thought you should know just in case.
Keith Astle
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 21:27:39 (BST)
Hi graeme, its okay. I just don't really like people saying I am using ooc stuff ic. As for em, how can he see something when he was not there himself??? I think by that time your oil friend in the boot had slipped away. I have to admit I liked him even if he is a mad man of sorts. As for Um, he is tidying up a few loose ends that need sorting for he might be going on a long trip soon by himself. So Linstram the (hedgehog) mage could well have UM speaking to him at the next meet as it is one thing that has been on his mind since he done the deed.
Keith
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 21:24:28 (BST)
Yawn, Yawn, Yawn - Come on lads don't you think you've done this thing to death!! Mind you, if you've been messing with Linstram......
Walker
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 19:39:12 (BST)
Yawn, Yawn, Yawn - Come on lads don't you think you've done this thing to death!! Mind you, if you've been messing with Linstram......
Walker
- Thursday, August 09, 2001 at 19:39:07 (BST)
OK here goes... sorry Keith, my mistake, hope UM's head is ok in the morning ;p.
And you forget Keith, Emmett was there to witness you berserking Linstrum.. even if not specifically with his own set of eyes.
And when it comes down to believing the word of a raving madman with delusions that you're all his imaginary friends, or believing the word of Ultra Mort... who do you really think is gonna get believed ;p

Graeme
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 22:40:16 (BST)
Graeme, Just one last thing. I also found it funny what happened but was not awere what the out come would be. I don't think UM will be trying to do that again too soon I think he came out the worst for it(big grin).
Keith
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 22:24:30 (BST)
Dave and Linstrum the mage, now what you are suggesting would be using OOC info to affect IC actions. UM may or may not have berserked Linstrum, but there was no one around to see it as he was at the back of the group, everyone else was around the corner. I think that was at the meet at my house, not sure about it though. Also it was some wolves the the only wererats I remember was at the meet in Marks house in Manchester.
Keith Astle
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 22:21:26 (BST)
Graeme, point of order here about the IC and OOC bit. Yes I did ask you about what all the bit about the sweet as candy bit was. However, the only reply I got back was you suggesting I keep the font small on my emails and you saying sweet as candy again. I can without uttering a lie say I never got an email saying what you had done. As Um had got an idea Shaggy was up to something again he did what he did in the turn. If I still have the orig email I sent to Andy I will forward it to everyone in the beyond abbey setting so they can decide and we will have a debate on our list.
Keith Astle
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 22:13:31 (BST)
What is this hoegarden stuff? Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarott juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuice!
Maiyart
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 21:47:09 (BST)
WAYHEY, Maurice is on the juice already...definately characteristic signs of a HOOOGAAARDEN encounter. Come on into Bristol and by the early hours you'll be howling like a prairie dog!!!!!!
Walker
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 19:31:32 (BST)
Whoops, got so excited with the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN thing that I titally forgot to read my last missive prior to despatching it. I meant to say very LITTLE affinity to the Wolf god. Sorry if I got you all excited for a mo there Walker
Maurice
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 09:14:11 (BST)
I think you'll find that Mr Cuddle's has very affinity with the Wolf god (see I can be concilitory I only think dog god, but I say wolf god, soon I might even think it too). Having said that I am sure you will like him, as he's such a friendly little chap. Oh by the way HOOOOOOOOOOOOEGAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEERDDDDDDEEEEEENNN!
Maurice
- Wednesday, August 08, 2001 at 09:12:21 (BST)
PS, whats all this Isey Oosey bollocks all about??? The only OO worthy of debate in this prestigous drinking establishment is that looming festive holiday thirst quenching, mind altering, "hypnotising" beveridge - the one the only........HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAARDENN. Yeh Baby Yeh Yabba Yabba Yate!!!
Walker
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 22:32:44 (BST)
Suddenly befriending canine creatures eh Maurice? Careful old son your moving closer towards us every day!!!
Walker
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 22:25:34 (BST)
The IC / OOC thing..
I think the problem may lie in the way the turn was written, dramatically it worked better by having Ultra Mort turn to Shaggy (for the Charm) and then cut to action elsewhere. Keith had provided on his turn the way in which he was investigating the reason Shaggy kept saying 'Candy' to him which did not appear on the turn as he did it out of sight. In future in these situations, I'll try to drop both players emails to give brief details of what happens to their characters 'off camera' as it were. My apologies for any confusion which arose. All the Best - ANDY

Andy
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 10:13:34 (BST)
Woohoo I got my puppy and he's sooooo cute. If you ask me nicely and you are at the Bristol meet, I'll let him play with you!
Maurice
- Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 08:49:55 (BST)
The IC / OOC thing..
Keith you asked me OOC what Shaggy had done to UM and what his skill was, I (OOC) explained that Shaggy had tried to hypnotise UM in his sleep to think Shaggy was his bestest mate whenever he said "candy"..
UM may have known that Shaggy was up to something... but suddenly (IC) he knew *exactly* what Shaggy had tried, and did *exactly* the same back to him the following turn.
The results were funny.. but had me tearing my hair out that I'd spoken to you OOC and you'd used it against me IC.

Graeme
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 20:37:24 (BST)
Hmmm - the old ic / ooc debate - I quite like UM and Keith, but Linstram has a score to settle - something to do with running beserked into a bunch of wererats - well we'll all meet up at the next meet and no doubt sort it out with the usual banters (grin) or maybe that should be beserks!! Anyone got an itchy back? - i can sure scratch it!!
Linstram the mage
- Monday, August 06, 2001 at 14:38:23 (BST)
PLease do explain ic and ooc. However, you will find that whatever happened in the turns was in character. A blind fish could have seen what shaggy was up to. As shaggy has tried to play UM for a fool before it was all to clear that he had tried something again the way he kept saying sweet as candy and looked at him waiting for something to happen.
Keith Astle
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 22:38:15 (BST)
um... how right you are Ultra Mort... I consider myself firmly put in my place.
Remind me to explain the difference between IC and OOC to you one day.

Shaggy
- Sunday, August 05, 2001 at 13:27:09 (BST)
Maurice, you tread on dangerous ground! I mean anyone would think you've never encountered a wolvern hedgehog before!!! (Good job it wasn't Angua though!!!(oo, the eyes water) - I'll leave you to work out that one for yourselves Kiddies, but for anyone who doesn't know Angua is a girl!!!
Walker
- Friday, August 03, 2001 at 19:41:14 (BST)
The Mind simply boggles!!!!!
Walker
- Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 00:00:18 (BST)
Hi Shaggy, sweet as CANDY that thing is. That should teach you a lesson not to try anything with me in future.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 20:33:15 (BST)
No need to get prickly old chap. Yes I will be around in August - assuming one does not kebabed by a flaming sword or nibbled to death by a pair of over friendly puppied in the interim!
Maurice
- Monday, July 30, 2001 at 08:53:10 (BST)
A bit of alliteration never hurt anyone - H'ragulite Hedgehog has a kind of ring to it i recon - like Vivacious V'garnians, or Mass Murderer Maurice?! So will we be seeing you there in August my good friend?
Linstram the Hedgehog Mage
- Monday, July 30, 2001 at 00:52:40 (BST)
A H'Ragulite hedgehog, nooooo... make him stop... too many jokes... Oh my lord pleaseI think my breech clout is in serious danger here!
Maurice
- Friday, July 27, 2001 at 08:36:49 (BST)
Well i'll be coming along, fleas and all!! Makes you think though - a H'ragulite hedgehog?!
Linstram the Hedgehog Mage
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 23:58:18 (BST)
Hi all, just to let you know that my place at the meet is been held for me. However, I do have a new job(this been the first week) and am enjoying it beyond words can say. I should be there failling a major problem. Chris any chance of a lift if you are in brum? Don't know who I will be taking yet though.
Keith Astle
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 23:29:23 (BST)
Urrrgh! I feel unclean after Lez's post. I mean nobody wants to know what a dwarf does with his chopper in the privacy of his dwelling and the logical extrapolation from Axe (or chopper) drop to trident drop makes me positivley queasy.
Maurice
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 13:29:57 (BST)
PS: After wot that L'novel titan made me do... I aint ever gonna be an acolyte of that faith! UGH!
Lez
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 13:17:21 (BST)
Eh Mozza... you know the axe drop? Well a trident drop (this is the clever bit) is an axe drop but it's with a trident!
Lez
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 13:15:45 (BST)
I see that Barry Moore has a lot to say about me. PErhaps we have met before? I do not recall the name I'll admit, but then again there are many mice who would hid behind another's name. No matter all enter my lord's domain eventually and then the hiding stops Barry. As for the bestiality (spelt exactly like that) charge, I will leave that to the followers of the dog god H'Ragul. Sorry Walker - I have a lot of time for you guys, but you are really far to easy to take the mick from!!!!!
Maurice
- Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 09:01:13 (BST)
Now he's adding beasteality(spelled something like that)to the list, my god just how low can he go??
Barry Moore
- Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 20:30:18 (BST)
Waaaaa! Waaaaa! Mowzzer want a puppy! Waaaa! Waaa!
Maurice
- Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 14:44:36 (BST)
Mmmm - mermaids!
Linstram the mage
- Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 00:41:45 (BST)
Did I read that right?, Did Maurice say he'd had his son, tut tut the hole gets bigger and bigger (oooeeeer missus)
Barry Moore
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 22:34:38 (BST)
Yeah just what the gods is a trident drop when its at home, Angua got the nifty +2 Trident from the last meet everyone else just got bog normal tridents so unless you happen to be in beyond portal dropping them is no great loss is it. PS You think youre deviants - I gots the hots for a mermaid - verrrry frustratin If you get my partin de fins drift!!!
Turan TakkisThe Gem Dealer <CestisCo_operativeGuild@yahoo.com>
- Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 18:01:43 (BST)
Oh... and I'm NOT the one threatening people with trident drops. I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty deviant even to a V'garnian! Perhaps Lez should come out and admit that L'noval is his preferred goddess.
Maurice
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 11:58:10 (BST)
Well, it would appear that my sense of humour is not appreciated - sniff. You try your best to lighten the mood with only a handful of corpses and the next thing you know people are pointing the finger and making tastless comments about ones private life. I happen to able able to prove my preferences lie in the female direction and I have a son to back the case up. I was, I confess, a trifle drunk at the time and my partner was somewhat reptilian, but nevertheless my choice of clothes and slight lisp don't mean I bat for the other side (and I am not referring to K'norians, although there are rumours about them too!)
Maurice
- Monday, July 23, 2001 at 11:54:44 (BST)
Seems You were much more accommodating on previous rounds Maurice, See turn extract below: Whilst Salinaar and Running Farwhey are on guard, Shayde rises and nudges Maurice. "We're just off," explains Shayde as Maurice rises, "for a. slash. erm. together." "Er. right," says Salinaar raising his eyebrows, "you two be careful then." As Shayde and Maurice leave, Running Farwhey turns to Salinaar. "I didn't know those two were like that, still such things were common in our tribe."
Ben Dover
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 20:46:49 (BST)
Fear the Trident Drop!
Lez
- Friday, July 20, 2001 at 15:00:18 (BST)
Andy stirring things up m'thinks!!!!
Bolters
- Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 21:48:27 (BST)
...and I'm sure you'll be discovering only too soon just what a TWAT he really can be....(On a serious note I didn't send any orders in last round and thats what happens!!!!)
Shayde of Rahn
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 23:03:50 (BST)
Some things just need sharing..... Below is an extract from the latest Beyond Wild West turn. He who asks for favours from a V'garnian only has himself to blame! "With Shayde happy that his glory is being proclaimed, the group start to move from the site of the battle in the direction their captive guide leads them. Maurice is bringing up the rear and looking over in the direction of the dancing zombies he clicks his fingers twice to active the other orders he gave them… As the party proceed down the rocky mountainside further into Loustraux territory a sight is visible for anyone else who might travel this route… There dancing on the dusty hillside are six rather ‘unwell-looking’ natives. They dance for six beats then make the word; SHAYDE Another six beats and two of them form the word; IS Another six beats of dancing and the word; A Six more beats and finally; TWAT And there they will dance eternal… The credit has to go to Andy for this, but it is def in gthe Maurice style (except for TWAT of course, but then you need to use a word that the warriors will understand).
Maurice
- Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 11:12:18 (BST)
Not a bad joke but a right conversation killer!!!!
Boltan
- Tuesday, July 17, 2001 at 20:55:43 (BST)

There are four engineers traveling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: "Well, what do you think?"

"Ummm - perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"
Crasijokeboy
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 12:55:55 (BST)


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Chaz <oliver_family@lineone.net>
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 10:56:20 (BST)
Definitley sort out something seedy - its my middle name - Mmmmm seeds!! Lads night out - or even mixed, can be arranged - its probably going to be Chicagos as usual (which is great with me!)
Linstram the Hedgehog Mage
- Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 00:22:56 (BST)
Ultra Mort - are you going to be at the next meet, just want to know if I should bring my garlic and voo-doo likeness if you; dont worry I will most definately not be after your repulsive body, just trying to ward off your pathetic charm attempts!
angelique <Schwartz_Ritter@yahoo.com>
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 21:56:31 (BST)
What I meant to say in my last message was that Carol & my 2 girls have rented a cottage for the weekend and, whilst I'm saving the world (hmmm...)they'lll be out & about be touristy !! See you all soon-Larry
Larry <lmalone@globalnet.co.uk>
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 19:09:19 (BST)
Well Larry - if your wife is out with the girls, we will have to sort a night out for the boys. I think we can probably rely on Dave or Rich to sort out something suitably seedy! Failing that I could ask Toni to scope out the local clubs.
Julian <julian_scriven@woodgt.co.uk>
- Thursday, July 12, 2001 at 09:01:42 (BST)
Will be appearing at the August Meet-not sure which character will be playing.Will not be staying at Mark's as my wife fancied a weekend away with the girls. Rich-sorry, will be making my own way to Mark's !
Larry <lmalone@globalnet.co.uk>
- Wednesday, July 11, 2001 at 20:58:02 (BST)
Is it OK if come up Friday PM too? Got a bit of a quandry which character to Bring - Kapow, Turan or Angelique, suggestions?
Chris C <c.coxon@virgin.net>
- Wednesday, July 11, 2001 at 15:52:40 (BST)
Last message from me was meant as a joke - sorry to anyone who took it the wrong way?! Bolters Boots as opposed to West Coast Walkers? What do you recon? I will probably be appearing on the Saturday morning (in a flash of light as usual) - unless something special is planned for Fri?! See you all there!
Linstram the Hedgehog Mage
- Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 17:50:17 (BST)
August Meet 25th 26th Bank Holiday Weekend - Places are booking out fast, if you wish to book your place please get in touch with me asap. All the Best - ANDY
Andy
- Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 09:48:39 (BST)
Tell her that Faolan promises to leave his Guitar at home!!!
Bolters
- Sunday, July 08, 2001 at 20:19:00 (BST)
Yes no problem with Friday, but I will need to see the trouble and strife.
Deathlord
- Sunday, July 08, 2001 at 16:46:50 (BST)
Hey Deathlord, You around on the Friday before the meet? I could be coming over with Mallon/Hank/Faolan in the afternoon. On the saturday I'm looking forward to being re-united with my boots which eventually left your place but only made it as far as Wigan!!! - I'm thinking of renaming them my West Coast Walkers...(pardon the pun)
Bolters
- Sunday, July 08, 2001 at 13:02:22 (BST)
Oh the joys ot that demon juice they call alcohol - or in its other forms - Hoegaaarden!!! Just don't tell the lovely ladies that I have changed somewhat - but hay - i'll satnd out cos i'm surrounded by a load of pricks!!!
Linstram the mage
- Saturday, July 07, 2001 at 12:33:23 (BST)
Actually Kapow, you were having a conversation with the kerb!!!
The Once Shunt
- Friday, July 06, 2001 at 12:12:49 (BST)
Kapow, Don't worry Buddy - A player in Blackpool once spent almost 10mins chatting up a hatstand in a pub(The Girl who had been standing next to it having walked off half way through the conversation...actually come to think of it I think he eventually went home with her mother!!!!
Walker
- Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 23:59:29 (BST)
Hey Deathlord, how come I keep getting you in stereo - are your bony hands shaking so much these days that you keep double clicking. Interesting comment you make about me...interesting that you would be so keen to leep to a strangers defence...interesting too that his insult toward you was more of funny comment.......interesting!!!
Boltan
- Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 23:54:56 (BST)
If we are talking funny bits heres two for tyhe book (1) the pink crystal ep between Ultra Mort the 1st and Bauxite, (2) Bauxite been berserked by Ultra Mort and killing a stubern hydra off with a crossbow in melee combat.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 22:10:33 (BST)
Ah its so nice to sit back and watch the veterans slinging brown smelly stuff all over the shop - hope no one mentions me talking to lamposts in Eastbourne! (Bloody tequila!)just thought I'd get that skeleton out the closet all by myself!
Kapow
- Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 18:58:43 (BST)
If we are going to score people points for the insults then the fairest way to do it is by judging the level of response they get from the injured party. On the basis of Boltan's first reply, this put Anonymous into an early lead
Deathlord
- Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 18:01:45 (BST)
If we are going to score people points for the insults then the fairest way to do it is by judging the level of response they get from the injured party. On the basis of Boltan's first reply, this put Anonymous into an early lead
Deathlord
- Thursday, July 05, 2001 at 18:01:41 (BST)
Hero Gatherings Lighter Moments....... Slaylord and Fatty refused to be served for being too drunk, nothing too unusual you might think.........but it was in a fish and chip shop!!!! Mr Adams on the dance floor in Wigan!!!! A nameless Quest Player flooding his guest house, taking down all the electrics and then proceeding on the Gathering to chunder green bits of his stomach lining all over Andy's landing....the world famous beerfights at the Dickens Pub...and finally for this one, the look on Deathlords face as Slaylord attempted to indecently assault him....and Fatty......and Dar.....for that matter he tried to bonk just about anything!!!!
Boltan
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 23:47:49 (BST)
So who singles me out for the first insult then?, yet another "anonymous" buttf+++ing, ar#faced, fannydancing(think I can get away with that one), di#kheaded, pussywhipped, sh$t for brains sphincter plucker. Now we're talking insults!!!! And for the record, I have never seen anything funnier at a gathering than Mallon (In the centre of a circle of around 100 people) bent back on his knees playing the Air Guitar. But to kick off a new discussion, lets chuck some in and start a list. Heres a couple (next mail)
Boltan
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 23:38:12 (BST)
Re:Insults to Mallon-was this one of the earlier Bristol meets where I was "introduced" to the two sisters & their brother ? If you really want to insult Mallon , you should tell him that at someone's 40 birthday party in North Ferriby that several CW players gatecrashed (Thanks Spud !!) he played his "air guitar" the wrong way up !!
Lazza <lmalone@globalnet.co.uk>
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 22:46:24 (BST)
How to insult Boltan : Remind him he's the 2nd most powerful character in the game (or is it the 3rd now?).How to insult Linstram: Put the milk out in a dog bowl rather than a saucer. How to insult Nightingale: Ask if she has any naked photo's of her daughter. If she says no, offer to sell her some. How to insult Lady Morgaine: Tell her how much you admire her virtue and her sharp intellect (even she's not stupid enough to believe that). How to insult Mallon: Sing 3 verses of 'Dancing Queen' followed by making several references to Kojak (you had to be there for this one). How to insult Deathlord: Ask him about the time he gave Darkone a little head (George).
anonymous
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 18:22:05 (BST)
A treatise on insults. 1. How to offend Maiyart - pour salad cream on their food. 2. How to insult an elf - substitute ketchup for salad cream. 3. How to insult a dwarf - from a safe distance with a sharp stick with a nail in it to beat them off with. 4. How to insult a dark kin - don't bother - either they won't understand or will have heard worse. The only chance will be to claim to have slept with their mother and this only works via envy! 5. How to insult Linstram - I don't know, but you could try virtually any Beatrix Potter reference. 6. How to insult Stumpy - this list is to long. Any other suggestions?
Maurice
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 16:58:58 (BST)
Aaaah! Recognition at last. It was only a matter of time before the news hounds caught up with me. A word to the wise - think carefully on how I have educated the rats.
Maurice
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 15:48:03 (BST)
It appears Terry Pratchett's next novel , due to be published in the Autumn is called "The Amazing Maurice & His Educated Rats"-is someone out there not telling us something ? Mallon
Larry Malone <lmalone@globalnet.co.uk>
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 11:22:05 (BST)
He Deathlord dude - I am afraid I managed to lose the web address you gave me last night - fell down the side of my carriage I think. Could you email it to me poste haste? Cheers
Maurice
- Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 11:10:02 (BST)
We won't even go into all the gags involving such a large collection of "pricks" in one place etc.... Moving onto Shrek - doing a marathon movie session this w'end and Shrek is one of the films I'm off to see
Maurice
- Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 10:52:02 (BST)
If you haven't seen 'Shrek' yet at the cinema then get yourselves out to the best film this year so far.
Andy
- Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 08:44:24 (BST)
I hear tell in taverns theyre calling him Mister Linnywinkle!
Kapow <Kapow@the.usual>
- Monday, July 02, 2001 at 18:46:53 (BST)
I don't know - these lower life forms are certainly getting demanding! Think of the perks Linny my old litter picker. You have great inbuilt armour and weapons, children now adore you (after all - whoever heard of an evil hedgehog - it would be like finding a fighter who bathed) and to top it all off you are much cheaper to feed!
Maurice
- Monday, July 02, 2001 at 13:48:20 (BST)
Changed BACK into a human you say?
Deathlord
- Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 18:36:30 (BST)
Well i'll be there - hopefully i'll get changed back into a human this time - nearly blew the place to bits last time tho!!
Linstram the mage
- Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 00:44:56 (BST)
It's Beyond Crasimoff (QUEST), and will be in Bristol
Deathlord <mslatto@cableinet.co.uk>
- Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 15:53:20 (BST)
It's Beyond Crasimoff (QUEST), and will be in Bristol
Deathlord <mslatto@cableinet.co.uk>
- Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 15:53:16 (BST)
August Bank Holiday weekend - humm is it Beyond Nightfall? and anyone know the venue yet? Seriously tempted if space still available....
Kurt Powell <c.coxon@virgin.net>
- Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 10:36:15 (BST)
You can do a lot with a dead body!
Shuntsworthy - Smythe
- Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 11:58:17 (BST)
A scenario full of deaths - more quality (?) raw materials. EXCELLENT!!!!
Maurice
- Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 11:21:49 (BST)
The next meet should be over August Bank Holiday Weekend, as per usual. Andy will be sending out stuff,and the scenario will again be designed by yours truely to ensure as many of you are killed as possible. Please remember to bring expendible characters, or at least a clean change of underware.
Deathlord <mslatto@cableinet.co.uk>
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 18:28:16 (BST)
Hi all, got a message from Mark Adams last night. His Comp has gone on the blink, we think the fan of the mother board has blown. So he will be off line for the moment. For those that do not have a way to contact him that need to send me an email and I will pass on your number to him as he is also moving this Saturday.
Keith Astle <Kaastle@aol.com>
- Wednesday, June 27, 2001 at 09:44:43 (BST)
Only mee... Anyone got dates for the next Herogathering yet? did the Manchester booze up occour last weekend? Cheers Chris C
Chris C <c.coxon@virgin.net>
- Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 18:53:35 (BST)
Just a heads up that I have finally got my Crasiquest homepages back up and running, still the same old stuff at the moment but I have big plans which will involve it evolving more into a Beyopnd forum for all the various Beyond scenarios out there, anyone wishing to help should get in touch asap please.
Chris C <c.coxon@virgin.net>
- Monday, June 25, 2001 at 13:29:36 (BST)
Hi Chris, it goes like this all the time now. No one puts anything on for a while and then it bursts into life again.
Keith A.
- Sunday, June 24, 2001 at 20:25:58 (BST)
Hey surely youse not all so gobsmacked by me return - no posts in two whole days - is this board dead or what? C' mon buck up even if its only to tell me to f-off, quit lurkin ans put you 10 pennyworth in!
Chris C <The usual>
- Friday, June 22, 2001 at 19:05:03 (BST)
Hi folks tis moi back on line and twice as uuuugleee, to any that thought my E Mails were off line - twas Yahoos small mailbox filling up and bouncing messages from my Virgin . net forwarding service, so I still got any messages sent to Virgin, its only the duplicate copy forwarded to Yahoo by Virgin that was bounced, now I just gotta figure out how to dump 6Mb or 6 months of E Mails from my yahoo mailbox! Its good to be back mateys! Cheers Chris C
Chris Coxon <c.coxon@virgin.net>
- Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 15:19:26 (BST)
Chris is no longer on email but Andy should have his mobile I think. By the way you email address dont work either!lol
Kevin Holdaway <holdaway@dmu.ac.uk>
- Thursday, June 21, 2001 at 12:55:42 (BST)
Hi All, Do any of you have Chris Coxon's E-mail, the one I have doesn't seem to work, Cheers,
Laurence <lwatkins@alairsmed.com>
- Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 17:09:06 (BST)
Well well - Hoegaarden! Makes my taste buds tingle at the thought! Methinks the GBH Bristol meet is calling!
Linstram the mage
- Saturday, June 16, 2001 at 14:12:50 (BST)
Anyone who is up for a crazy meet up weekend (the 22nd June) please contact Mark A! We're going out in Manchester and there is plenty of crash space if you're interested!
Mark A
- Saturday, June 16, 2001 at 02:42:53 (BST)
Sorry world, I obviously meant to say "Blood" - as long as V`Garns doing Bombay mix with that of course!!!
Boltan - Minus His Full Metal Jacket
- Friday, June 15, 2001 at 23:30:51 (BST)
Watch out world the m*therf**king tin man is out - and he's f*cki*ng thirsty!!!!! - HOOOOEEEEGGAAAAAARRDDENNN!!!
Bolters
- Friday, June 15, 2001 at 23:27:56 (BST)
Almost as bad as something I saw once - a flying dwarf!
Linstram the mage
- Friday, June 15, 2001 at 16:25:06 (BST)
Bluddy 'ell either thish stuffs stronger than I thought or I'm getting lonely in thish desholate bar. I swear I just saw a talking porp, porcipune, porkyp... err hedgssshog
Stumpy
- Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 14:49:07 (BST)
Bluddy 'ell either thish stuffs stronger than I thought or I'm getting lonely in thish desholate bar. I swear I just saw a talking porp, porcipune, porkyp... err hedgssshog
Stumpy
- Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 14:48:54 (BST)
Aha! I'm back - bigger nd better than I was before (oh yeah , and take that helm of truesight off!) Just wait for my new attack - i like to call it ball of spines. Oh gotta go - come here little fly . . . .
Linstram the 'perfect' Mage
- Friday, June 08, 2001 at 21:12:14 (BST)
Whersh.. everbody gone. You falls aschleep for a couple of hoursh and they all just pish off. 'Ere Menahem where are you, you schizo egg head? I have a cunning plan. I'm not drunk, just very tired....
Stumpy
- Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 10:07:55 (BST)
The new updates are now in the game and the new fully illustrated Crasimoff's Quest World Rulebook can be found in the downloads section of the Crasimoff's Quest World website. If you haven't played Crasimoff's Quest World for a while, give it a go, it is free to start and you'll find yourself very pleasantly surprised.
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 16:12:21 (BST)
Latest News - For the past week I've been working on the new updates and this coming week should see them finally implemented. New character classes such as the Paladin, Scout, Archer and over twenty others become available. New monsters such as Scabra, Humauks and another thirty new individual new monster types will be in the game. New items including special 'slaying' weapons and protectional armours have been added. As well as the new Plunder orders there are new spell effects, secret locations and a host of new features. More details and a new rulebook should be available next week when The 2nd Age of Crasimoff becomes the most detailed and most advanced of all the Quest games.
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Saturday, June 02, 2001 at 12:42:39 (BST)
Aaah! So that's how an hedgehog mage carries his wand. I wouldn't fancy his chances of carrying his crytals of spell storing.
Maurice
- Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 10:32:26 (BST)
Surely this can't be a picture of a hedgehog on a stick! http://www.pepin.demon.co.uk/hedgehog.jpg
Deathlord
- Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 22:17:25 (BST)
According to my dictionary, Linstram is : A small insectivorous quadruped covered with prickly spines.
Darkone
- Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 22:06:36 (BST)
You'm a high priestess Linstram? Bluddy 'ell, and I thought you wuz a bloke...
Lez
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 22:46:34 (BST)
Thanks to Toni & Julian, great meet. Serious amounts of cooking done by you, and much appreciated. None, of the stuff is mine, but having held several meets here, I know all about the wide selection of things that are left. Jumpers, Boots, Coats, Towels, Underpants (that are well past their best), are to mention but a few. As for the stain, while it may have looked like Darkone was highly likely to produce stains at a certain point during the adventure, it wasn't him.
Darkone
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 18:27:05 (BST)
None of the lost items - including the stain are mine! Thanks again guys for a great weekend - even if I did end up slightly prickly! Oh yeah, congrats to L.M. - high preistess at last! (Join the club!)
Linstram the Hedgehog Mage
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 16:35:49 (BST)
Any takers on the pillow? For those who are not sure - try this simple test. Was your head lower than your shoulders last night?
Maurice
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 16:08:09 (BST)
[Sheepish look] The hairbrush would be mine... whoops!
Mark A
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 14:12:42 (BST)
It would appear that myself should count ourselves lucky to have such giving guests. Current presents found so far are: a pillow, a hairbrush, a notepad, 4 pens, oh and a rather disturbing stain on the dining room floor. I really hope it's the blood of the culprit for their sake....
Maurice
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 10:04:59 (BST)
My thanks to all who attended the Meet and helped to make it such a good event. Hope to see you in August. All the Best - ANDY
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 08:48:01 (BST)
Indeed... I would also like to thank Toni and Julian. Julian, your cookery is beyond compare; Toni, your tolerance of this slobby, wannabe student is admirable. Thanks for a great weekend...
Mark A
- Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 00:13:17 (BST)
I will also add my voice to those thanking Toni and Julian, It was a great weekend especially it seems for LM. Cheers,
Laurence <Lwatkins@alarismed.com>
- Monday, May 28, 2001 at 10:53:07 (BST)
To all at the meet, just hope you all got home safely.
Keith
- Sunday, May 27, 2001 at 21:06:48 (BST)
Just wanted to thank Julian and Toni again for been great hosts this weekend. I am just wondering though have you got a jinks on your house? The last time we were there was the first temple jobbie and we failed that as well. :-)
Keith Astle.
- Sunday, May 27, 2001 at 21:05:22 (BST)
Shunt and Tewatum will be missed... but Kev will be missed even more. Have a good 'un mate...
Mark A
- Monday, May 21, 2001 at 23:54:54 (BST)
Shunt and Tewatum have decided to bow out in a graceful manner. Thanks to all that have made it an interesting adventure these past few years.
KevinH
- Monday, May 21, 2001 at 09:11:44 (BST)
Da curry meister, I remember the landlords efforts from the last time on the saturday night and they were most welcome. Thought the curry at the shop on the Friday started the weekend off nicely though. Was hoping a curry at the shop on the Friday night would be possible to start it off right again.
No curry Brummie
- Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 21:22:31 (BST)
Hey Salinaar, do you feel like eating a load of cheese yet? Eak eak.
The good looking babe
- Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 19:03:51 (BST)
Mmmm - have tried the curry meisters meals before - lovely curry breath!! (i'm up for that one!) BBQ sounds good too Jules! (sorry should that be Maurice - maybe i'll pass eh?) See you all there . . . . .
Linstram the Mage
- Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 11:43:38 (BST)
Curry, BBQ, alcaholic merriment! Hooray! Looking forward to it already!
Inevitably going to be dumped in the dew boy
- Friday, May 18, 2001 at 19:45:03 (BST)
I thought I might prepare one from gresh this weekend and then give it a week in the freezer to "mature". If you would prefer to pay for the curry of course then we can still go out. Oh and I thought BBQ on the Sunday too - weather permitting.
Da curry meister
- Friday, May 18, 2001 at 16:06:58 (BST)
Bolters back - mmm i know - can we kill them all now?? Please??
Linstram the mage
- Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 23:25:59 (BST)
Hey Toni/Julian, are we going to that great curry house again? I have been waiting for you to do another meet just for that.
No curry brummie
- Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 22:35:26 (BST)
Hey Bolters, why are you pissed? In fact are you pissed as in drunk or pissed as in pissed off?
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 22:30:23 (BST)
Boltans BACK....Yeah Baby, and boy is he pissed!!!!
Bolters
- Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 00:24:12 (BST)
Hey Robyn, which of those bloody women is supposed to be me then - Or am I expected to give them a stuffing! (Cushion, stuffing....get it)
Humphrey Cushion
- Tuesday, May 15, 2001 at 23:52:28 (BST)
What is black and red and flies after a spring?
The riddler of time
- Tuesday, May 15, 2001 at 11:41:35 (BST)
a 25 year old in the self-mutilated body of a dead 35 year old, surely?
Maiyart
- Sunday, May 13, 2001 at 23:35:35 (BST)
Ummm.. Maiyart - strictly speaking you are a 25 year old in a dead body - my favourite kind of person in fact!
Maurice the lilac bard
- Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 16:26:16 (BST)
Hey Robyn! I'll have you know that I'm a 25 year old in a 35 year old's body (long story).
Maiyart
- Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 00:40:03 (BST)
Boltan for "Bob The Builder",Ultramort & Hanna for "Pinky & Perky",any bunch of T'gellenites (Including Dar')found together.."The Scooby Gang","Rag,Tag & Bobtail" or "The Hair Bear Bunch", Walker & Shunt..."Dastardley & Muttley", Arngra & Co..."Tales Of The Riverbank" (Hammy,etc.),Dar'-"Stig Of The Dump",Maiyart-"Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles",Hank-"Captain Pugwash",Nightingale/Violet/Menahem-"Hector's House"...oh joy...I could go on forever...well, until the beer runs out !! No disrespect to the above...I'm in there as well !!
Robyn Hood
- Friday, May 11, 2001 at 22:46:36 (BST)
Very kind of the innkeeper to board up his doors while I was on my trip to sunnier climes - I did not realise my custom was so key to his turnover ;o)
Maurice
- Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 15:45:41 (BST)
Tea nah I prefer Cedric Ceadaroak's Crummditius Cider myself. This Kiddies TV thing. How's about Salinaar for Fireman Sam!
Jango
- Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 13:26:16 (BST)
Anyone for a nice cup of tea instead?
Maiyart
- Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 13:09:33 (BST)
The Tavern is now re-open for business. Time to break open the three crates of Ouzo. Ouzo Oiler cocktails anyone?
Andy
- Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 09:28:14 (BST)
So what do we call him then - Deaffrey. Kinda suits I must say. We can all chip in and buy him a black cab for Xmas - But beware his other party.....Rod, Jane and Freddie
Friends of Geoffrey Hayes
- Sunday, April 29, 2001 at 20:18:02 (BST)
Deathlord you're going around with George? Where's Zippy and Bungle. Actually when you think about it Geoffrey from Rainbow is looking a bit scraggy these days, perhaps he is a member of the undead. Perhaps Geoffrey from Rainbow is infact Deathlord, thoughts anyone?
Jango
- Friday, April 27, 2001 at 09:39:44 (BST)
How the hell am I supposed to build a scenario for this coming August if people keep interfering. Do you realise how many people I had to sacrifice to enchant those stones? Time for George and myself to cut a little flesh I think......
Deathlord
- Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 20:57:39 (BST)
Shouldn't that be Sweet & Saurus?
Jango
- Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 15:41:39 (BST)
My favourite is Sweet and Sour dinosaur...
Masato Anjor (from beyond the grave)
- Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 14:52:10 (BST)
Not sure which I prefer... Scuttler Brain Madras, Dark Kin Biryani or Devil Squid Vindaloo. What's everyone else's favourite?
Jango
- Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 08:47:19 (BST)
Mmmmmmm..... Curries!!!!!!
Stumpy
- Monday, April 23, 2001 at 22:32:20 (BST)
Firefly, if your arse is glowing that much may I suggest you stop eating curries. There not got for the insides you know.
Dr M.Death
- Sunday, April 22, 2001 at 19:57:12 (BST)
OOC: Is Jango a Nightfall character, or Peldere? Bit pointless argueing with someone in a different reality...
Mark A? Firefly
- Friday, April 20, 2001 at 10:13:49 (BST)
Fireflies? Ah yes the small insect who advertises his presence by means of a glowing arse. Yes I feel that is apt!
Maurice
- Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 18:02:21 (BST)
Feel the heat eh? Ooo I'm scared! Just like in the Spicy Noodles advert. Are you telling me Firefly you're that hot!
Jango
- Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 17:53:53 (BST)
should read: "yourself the right to"
FF
- Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 16:21:54 (BST)
Jango... you just earnt yourself to find out exactly how hot the heat is... of the Firefly!
Firefly
- Thursday, April 19, 2001 at 16:21:22 (BST)
I see Walker as the Andrew Puppy! Altogether now ahhhhh. And Boltan, well he's more like the tin man from Wizard of Oz though he ain't looking for his heart, he knows where he left it.
Jango
- Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 16:55:21 (BST)
Heat of the firefly? Less than a five watt light bulb then!
Jango
- Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 12:13:48 (BST)
Daniel San, you insult me! If you do it again, you will feel the heat... of the Firefly!
Firefly
- Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 12:09:57 (BST)
Go to www.yoshihirotajiri.com for information on him: he's a ded hard wrestler...
Mark A
- Wednesday, April 18, 2001 at 12:06:19 (BST)
That name for Firefly, does that come with fried rice?
Bolters
- Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 22:39:29 (BST)
Firefly...yes, more of a Mr Miaggis grandma meets the little bloke off Fantasy island if you ask me...Hey master dee plane, dee plane (OK, so you didn't ask me....like I really care!)
Daniel San
- Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 22:38:13 (BST)
Mmm, more like Shaggy from Scooby Doo for Gan, Clive Anderson for Shaggy, Emmet Brown from Back to The Future for Emmett and Nic Kershaw for Mudscipper - Oh, and Eliza Dolittle for Saint. Collectively they could all wear rear fastening white tabards and travel around in a yellow stage coach!!!!!!!!!!! (Well C'Mon, you can't add a serious message to a discussion like this, what did you expect)
Geoff Capes
- Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 22:33:29 (BST)
Yoshihiro Tajiri for Firefly.
Mark A
- Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 10:49:30 (BST)
Hey - I thought Hanna was meant to be gorgeous - Salinaar can't be wrong!
Salinaar the great!
- Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 00:38:00 (BST)
Coming into this conversation a little late, but...
A young Harrison Ford for Gan,
Eliza Duschu for Saint,
Eminem for Emmett,
possibly a young Clive Mantle for Shaggy (in his Robin of Sherwood days),
and Nic Cage for Mudskipper.

The various Mudskippers
- Thursday, April 12, 2001 at 00:00:58 (BST)
That's a bluddy gud idea for Ben, Geoff.
Frank Bough
- Monday, April 09, 2001 at 14:28:12 (BST)
I see Ben more as a Stan Laurel! - Oh Olly
Geof Capes
USA - Saturday, April 07, 2001 at 10:42:18 (BST)
Hey, not fair this conver breaking out while I am not looking. Kenny out of south park for UM, I don't watch that junk!!! Just on size and shape alone it would have to be loafty out of it aint half hot mum for ultra mort. For Ben it would have to be John Wayne and for Hanna try Carrie Simmon.
Keith
- Friday, April 06, 2001 at 20:37:12 (BST)
What about Jeff Capes for Boltan?
Mark A
- Friday, April 06, 2001 at 15:39:32 (BST)
.... I'm thuper thanks for asthking... Yep, Big Gay Al fits although maybe we could also try "Buffalo Bill" from Silence of the Lamb too.
Maurice
- Friday, April 06, 2001 at 13:13:08 (BST)
Must be Steve Owen for Linstram!
Shunt
- Friday, April 06, 2001 at 10:01:24 (BST)
How about Cartman from Southpark for Fatty, Chef to play Linstram, Cartman's Mum as Morgaine, and Big Gay Al for Maurace. As for Deathlord, I see him more are Charlie Chaplin........ Not when he was alive, what he would look like if we dug him up now.
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- Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 22:37:20 (BST)
Maurice, stop humping the fricking laser! - Frank Bough for Celestial!
Bald Eagle
USA - Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 21:39:02 (BST)
How about Kenny from South Park for Ultra Mort et al, Arnie Rimmer or Mr Claypole from Rentaghost for DarkOne, Bill Oddie for Shunt, George from Rainbow for Angra and its got to be Ian Beale for Deathlord! - Oh, and Mini-Me from Austin Powers for Maurice.
Zippy
- Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 21:36:33 (BST)
Gotta be Arnie Meets Wesley for Mystery Knight
Clan Han
USA - Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 21:27:20 (BST)
Nah, Penelope Keith!
Whoopee
USA - Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 21:24:46 (BST)
Nah its gotta be Lorraine Chase for Morgaine....
Shunt
- Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 15:02:26 (BST)
Hmmm for Maurice it would probably be Anthony Hopkins or possibly Gary Oldman. For STumpy it would have to be a cross between Compo (from Last of the Summer Wine), and Brian Blessed after a really bad accident involving a compresser and a Moulinex!
Maurice
- Thursday, April 05, 2001 at 13:18:11 (BST)
You will all loose! (Yeah good choice for me)
John
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 23:18:30 (BST)
It's gotta be Dolph Lungren for John, surely? How about Glenn Close for Lady Morgaine? Maybe Sweetums from the muppets for Angua?
Mark A
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 22:30:58 (BST)
Oliver Reed
Havok
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 20:53:17 (BST)
Tinky-Winky, La-La, & Po. WALKER, BOLTAN, & LINSTRAM
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USA - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 20:28:58 (BST)
Jake Shroud
Tom Cruise
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 15:13:54 (BST)
Bert Kwok
Masato
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 14:26:39 (BST)
The bloke who plays Jim Royle
Lez
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 14:05:31 (BST)
Chow Yun Fat
Maiyart
- Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 14:05:07 (BST)
Not sure if this has been done before but...OK guys, if a film of CW was to be made which actor/actress would you want to play your character(s)? (no rude comments please)-but feel free to nominate your ideas for other CW characters.
Larry
- Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 20:47:19 (BST)
Hi Jules-will not be able to make the meet at your humble abode-will be on holiday nr Durham,hopefully exploring Hadrian's Wall et all.I think Andy has in these last few weeks wrote some really brill. turns, especially "Beyond Dragontech",with all the others not too far behind-where does he get his original ideas from? On a different note, in 10 yrs. when I retire (fat chance !!) can I write the history/novelisation of CW?
Larry <lmalone@globalnet.co.uk>
- Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 20:41:25 (BST)
Larry, If you haven't been told yet, Chris is currently offline.
Mark A
- Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 20:26:56 (BST)
Psi-slugs - think I dated on of those once :o). Hey Larry - how's it going?
Stumpy
- Thursday, March 29, 2001 at 16:16:33 (BST)
Message for Chris (Coxon)from The Disciples Of Logos (Hank/Mallon/Joshua)Hi Chris and apologies for not contacting you soon-if you're on e-mail can you contact me & I'll let you know about the Disciples' characters,the psi-slugs, etc. Larry
Larry <lmalone@globalnet.co.uk>
- Saturday, March 24, 2001 at 22:52:44 (GMT)
"Spud U Like" eh? lol
Shunt
- Thursday, March 22, 2001 at 17:32:24 (GMT)
I *knew* he reminded me of something
Shaggy
- Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 23:01:46 (GMT)
Good point - bit like a potatoe eh??
Linstram the Mage
- Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 22:05:30 (GMT)
Don't forget to jab a few holes in him first, lest he explode.
Shaggy
- Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 22:00:55 (GMT)
Yeah - we can all sit around the old campfire (well firestorm) whilst UM sizzles and pops!
Linstram the Mage
- Tuesday, March 20, 2001 at 13:03:14 (GMT)
Can't imagine there will be a shortage of volunteers to point UM in the direction of the firestorm ;P
Shaggy
- Monday, March 19, 2001 at 13:10:33 (GMT)
Ummmm, firestorm must walk into show me way.......
Ultra Mort
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 20:01:25 (GMT)
Hmmm - thanks Maiyart for that one - back to the firestorm idea!!
Linstram the Mage
- Sunday, March 18, 2001 at 13:16:54 (GMT)
The sly eagle does not kill on a whim.
Voralia_Caledius <Voralia_Caledius@green-eyed-angel.co.uk>
- Wednesday, March 14, 2001 at 00:43:27 (GMT)
I am to you giving all my best wishes from here Bombay, India!
Lik Mearse
Bombay, India - Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 19:40:02 (GMT)
I can teach you how to do a good flambe, Linstram. However, I can think of a more... um... worthy candidate to do it to!
Maiyart
- Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 14:18:23 (GMT)
I hate jellyfish - Boltan - what say you we do the fish flambe!!
Linstram the Mage
- Monday, March 12, 2001 at 22:22:06 (GMT)
Warren: No you can't recruit NPC in the wilderness. You can only recruit in towns. Join the crasi4 yahoo group, and there'll be plently of people happy to help you out there...
Maiyart/ Mark Adams
- Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 21:47:52 (GMT)
Is there a place for travellers new to this land to get advice? For instance, can anyone tell me if it's possible to recruit the NPC's you meet in the wilderness? Warren the surly Dwarf
Warren the Dwarf
- Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 16:47:55 (GMT)
I think you chaps will find that I saved the human race from the mutants and that you lot buggered off! At the quickest possible convenience!
sws
- Thursday, March 08, 2001 at 09:13:46 (GMT)
Firefly
Your father died an honourable death, he died whilst singlehandedly holding back an enemy force which allowed the rest of the group to be succesful in their mission and saved not only our lives, but many thousands more.
Unfortunately the exact circumstances surrounding your fathers death can not be made public knowledge, but I was closest to him as he uttered his final words, and have set in motion the steps to carry out his last request.

Saint
- Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 23:51:49 (GMT)
Firefly, the martinee boy
Dr M.Death
- Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 21:32:20 (GMT)
Anytime, anyplace anywhere that's urrrmmm... Firsfly. I don't know sounds like a line from a drink's ad to me
Jasper the jolly japester
- Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 13:21:14 (GMT)
Mr. Black... please, I beg you, tell me what has happened to my father! I can meet you any time, any where...
Firefly
- Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 22:47:23 (GMT)
Regards to friends living, and memories to the unfortunate dead ones. Thanks to Maurice I will be happy to help out and take temporary control of your business (any other business too!) and Shuntsworthy - Smythe - you were worthy of the name Smith!! Alas Master Anjor has departed too - Firefly - I look forward to making your acquaintance!! Deathlord - a quick aside - maybe not all the cure was completely destroyed!!
John "Black"
- Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 18:07:54 (GMT)
Alas, I heard about your quest too late and had no money to join. If I had you might not have lost your friends that way. I blame myself for this and if I find out in time will gladly join you on the next one.
Dr M.Death
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 19:58:05 (GMT)
Hi, I am a young man from Vietnam. I have heard that you chaps that speak on here might know of a Shuntsworthy-Smythe. He is my long lost father. Do any of you know where I might find him. Thank you soo much!
Shuntsi
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 14:24:36 (GMT)
Whoever you are, for your words against my father, you will feel the heat... of the Firefly!
The Firefly
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 13:19:47 (GMT)
Deathlord? I don't think I have ever faced you in the squared circle... have you ever used any other names in your wrestling career?
The Firefly
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 13:17:17 (GMT)
Firefly? How sad! Your dad died by charging 13 guys with heavy machine guns (or the equivalent of) while wielding 2 chopsticks and a half an onion. As brave a death as any asshole ever had. As for Maurace, he was fried over a low heat for 20 minutes, and then roasted in a peanut oil. While he died on company business, he did manage to make a wide number of species extinct, and destroy the only known universal cure for cancer, so I suppose at least he will be remembered.
Deathlord
- Monday, March 05, 2001 at 10:49:30 (GMT)
Masato? Masaoto Anjor? You mean my father... after all this time it has taken me to find out who he is, is dead? Please, Saint, whoever you are, tell me how he died and what kind of a man he was!
The Firefly
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 20:47:40 (GMT)
***PRESS RELEASE*** Bards of Lilac would like to make clear the current rumours about Maurice Lilac (founder of Bards of Lilac) dying during "Satanic" rituals are without base and the company will take the strongest measures against any future claims to that effect. Mr Lilac passed away during an Executive Outbound holiday in the company of like minded fellows. The Company would also like to welcome the support and temporary leadership shown by Maurice's close friend John Black who was with Maurice during his final hours.
Mme. Pink - Press Officer - Bards of Lilac
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 19:55:16 (GMT)
Masato, Maurice, and Swizz you will be missed.
Saint
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 19:34:58 (GMT)
Lastest Hero Gathering was a Nightmare. 3 permanently dead.
Darkone
- Sunday, March 04, 2001 at 17:27:42 (GMT)
Hey Angra, Take the bitch down baby - and for that matter you might as well do their sidekicks as well (I'm from the old school who believe that if you are from the same side you stick together. Their "arrangement" is a mockery.
Billy Shwartz
- Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 22:36:22 (GMT)
Personally i prefer gold for services provided, rather than blood... it tends to stain, and hence ruin my immaculate appearance.
Voralia Caledius
- Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 19:48:32 (GMT)
Violet........whooooosh...... ooops, another forest goes up in flames.......
Arngra
- Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 17:32:36 (GMT)
Arngra, to say V'garn is allied with others against T'gellan is not technically true. Were more than happy to take advantage of who ever is available at an given moment. Consider us mercenaries, who are paid in blood.
Deathlord
- Saturday, March 03, 2001 at 07:36:16 (GMT)
Arwen Come back and finish what? I have what I wanted and it was taken so easily! Did I not leave the other baubles behind for you and yours to scrabble for? Especially those F'norian trinkets you covet so much. Methinks the dark-spot in your soul is growing and will overwhelm you soon. I look at you and see someone who will be the terror of Peldere because you are easily lead. Or perhaps not. I have other places to go to and things to do. Stay close, if you will, and follow in the Light if you dare.
Nightingale, High Priestess of K'nor
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 23:07:52 (GMT)
Maiyart, seeing as A'nis, K'nor and V'garn all seem allied against T'gellen perhaps you should pray to L'denon and ask how he wants you to keep the balance.
Arngra
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 20:51:01 (GMT)
Violet, Never has a more true word been spoken. Life and death is a balance; the balance is life and death. Live for the balance; die for the balance.
Maiyart: your sworn protector
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 20:08:05 (GMT)
Nightingale, you seem to do a lot of talking... why not come back and lets finish this off.
Arwen, Warlord of T'gellen
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 10:27:32 (GMT)
Deathlord, please don't encourage him! You know he can hurt me!
Nightingale, High Priestess of K'nor
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 00:11:12 (GMT)
Violet, you are very sweet and I owe you many things, but talking good sense is a drying stream in the T'gellenite faith!
Nightingale, High Priestess of K'nor
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 00:07:36 (GMT)
Deathlord...actually old bean, yes I can!!!
Arwen, Warlord of T'gellen
- Friday, March 02, 2001 at 00:07:00 (GMT)
Dear, oh dear, my dear Arwen For someone nearly parted from their breath, you do blow a lot! Ask yourself this: Why do you live? Why do your chums still live? You'd hate to know who saved you! And who had it in their hands to truly defeat S'vaal? Hey, it was you - the bozos with the shiny armour and truculent stare. All you had to do was the obvious and a bright new morn becokoned. But no, the bootom-lip came out. Who was it who turned back the Shadows? Not you. And while Deathlord whispers in your ear, also ask yourself: "Who is the lapdog of V'garn?" Fare ye well, if you can. Oh, and I somehow doubt that having a boxful of demons in your backpack is such a good idea. At least not now!
Nightingale, High Priestess of K'nor
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 23:58:02 (GMT)
Tut, Tut boys, all this posturing and cries of vengeance. The poor wee thing that got scratched was in thwe way. I've got to save the trees you know. Why so angry about my companions? Life and Death are simply two aspects of the wonder of nature. Why shouldn't I use them to defeat the Tree Killers. Violet High Priestess of the natural world.
Violet
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 23:47:34 (GMT)
Actually, old bean, you can't hit Nightingale in her Angel Form. In such a form she will have similar resistances to those I have in my somewhat less pleasant holy form. Physical weapons are not going to do you much good, only those who offer you alliance can help you here. As for Nightingale's deed.........sound all right to me. Can't see why you have a problem with the old girl.
Deathlord
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 22:22:57 (GMT)
Actually, old bean, you can't hit Nightingale in her Angel Form. In such a form she will have similar resistances to those I have in my somewhat less pleasant holy form. Physical weapons are not going to do you much good, only those who offer you alliance can help you here. As for Nightingale's deed.........sound all right to me. Can't see why you have a problem with the old girl.
Deathlord
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 22:22:41 (GMT)
A few facts you seem to have forgotten my dear high priestess... 1. The 15:1 'assault' was to bring you to justice for your crimes against the T'gellen sect base. As I ecall events another party led by Regnak stood in front of us, so not quite 15 to 1 was it... 2. We came for you, we did not come to 'steal' K'norian relics - you left the items behind when you changed form and flew away. 3. Sacrificing women and children? Nightingale, we sacrificed no innocents. The majority of those who died were my allies who died defending the Hold against S'vaal and his V'garnian minions, while you - the High Priestess with the power to dispel the undead hordes teleported away to safety. Remember Priestess, even in your 'angel' form I can still hit you.
Arwen, Warlord of T'gellen
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:55:45 (GMT)
Nightingale, seeing as I have hardly moved any distance since our last meeting I cant see what took you so long... oh, of course, it was because you teleported so far away when S'vaal showed up.Forgot, you two are such good allies.
Arngra
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:44:54 (GMT)
Gentlebeings I hope there are some of you out there who have a little skill in solving riddles. I may have a puzzle for you.
Sormaril Starmantle <sormaril@hotmail.com>
Bristol, UK - Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 19:43:26 (GMT)
That Violet girlie thingy likes to berserk sometimes as well.... if my memory serves me well!
Shunt
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 12:58:44 (GMT)
Arngra, honey, I've been running for months just to keep up with you and your 'brave' bunch of brigands!
Nightingale, High Priestess of K'nor
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 12:06:43 (GMT)
Arwen, such ingratitude! You still breathe, don't you? Let us recount your 'good deeds'. A fifteen to one assault on a sleeping, unarmed woman (failed!); stealing K'norian relics (recovered); sacrificing women and children on the altar of your vanity; and abandoning same in your pursuit of glory. We are talking about the same T'gellen, aren't we?
Nightingale, High Priestess of K'nor
- Thursday, March 01, 2001 at 11:59:12 (GMT)
Nightingale, in my short time of interacting with you,so far you have led V'garnian scum into a T'gellen temple and helped to decimate an entire sect base, helping the scum turn my colleagues into undead that we had to despatch, you have physically attacked T'gellen warriors, you ran from Lord Stephal's-stealing all the women and children ( no doubt for some ritual with your V'garn paymasters), we noticed you ran when it looked a bit tricky and the undead hordes were at the walls...you then attacked friends of mine, using your K'norian powers against brave T'gellen warriors who have looked after the folk of the lands. Your actions make you an enemy of the state. Our new motto.... Seek and Destroy
Arwen, Warlord of T'gellen
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 23:12:42 (GMT)
Nightingale...start running honey, ... the fun starts now...
Arngra
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 23:04:05 (GMT)
Sonny, get off the niceties...put your sword down, you are holding it by the pointed end and will soon hurt yerself...
Arngra
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 23:02:10 (GMT)
"I hope your intentions," should read "I hope your intentions are good," What do you expect? I AM blind...
M
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 23:00:48 (GMT)
Violet is the high priestess who freed me from "death" when she drew my spirit back from my amulet and into my healed body. I owe Violet my life, and have sworn to protect her forevermore! Violet is one of the nicest people you are ever like to meet... kind, gentle, caring and now she has a personal bodyguard... I hope you intentions, or you will feel the wrath of this samurai...
Maiyart Anjor, L'denonite Knight, Sacred Scars Martial Artist, Blind Samurai, Sworn Protector of Violet, and Champion of the Ninjin Dwarf Tribe of Far Easter Crasimoff's World.
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 22:59:01 (GMT)
Violet is a gentle maiden of life and nature. She is pure of heart, and hasn't killed anyone sinces sacrificing that nasty warrior of fire last turn.
Your favourite lady of light
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 22:28:31 (GMT)
she has also the same name as a flower
UM
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 21:34:00 (GMT)
Violet is a girl.... eugh!!! and likes woods and grass and natural things!
Shunt
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 17:55:10 (GMT)
any info on a character called 'Violet' would be greatfully received. Thanks in advance.
Arngra
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 00:18:44 (GMT)
February 28, 2001 at 21:34:00 (GMT)
Violet is a girl.... eugh!!! and likes woods and grass and natural things!
Shunt
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 17:55:10 (GMT)
any info on a character called 'Violet' would be greatfully received. Thanks in advance.
Arngra
- Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 00:18:44 (GMT)