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Bontril <arewrw@yahoo.com>
city, Paris France - Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 10:53:11 (BST)

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- Monday, August 25, 2003 at 12:30:53 (BST)

Well I've tracked down a nice new guestbook with emoticons and everything... that is if I can get it working...
Andy
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 19:16:57 (BST)

And as Slaylord dramatically emerged naked from the fires, the reaction from the crowd was: “Hey,” calls out Emmett, pointing, “that looks just like a penis… only smaller!”
Emmett
- Tuesday, August 19, 2003 at 12:52:44 (BST)

Bastards must have a back route in. Looks like I'll have to change the perl script.
Andy
- Monday, August 18, 2003 at 08:19:16 (BST)

looks like the password worked then!!!!!!!
slaylord of the ring of fire
- Sunday, August 17, 2003 at 19:17:37 (BST)

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Riverbank, LA USA - Saturday, August 16, 2003 at 20:34:39 (BST)

"and from the ashes walks a new man, a man of fire". black knight is no more he has been sent to whence he came, i now have a hot ring of fire to contend with!
slaylord of the ring of fire
- Friday, August 15, 2003 at 17:16:12 (BST)

Greetings fellow adventurers. I will soon be free to take on new tasks. Please contact me for the latest tariff (all replies will also be charged at the standard rate).
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO WITHOUT MY HELP <E W Flower>
No Job Too Big - Thursday, August 14, 2003 at 12:05:52 (BST)

Hi All, don't know how many of you know but there is a real BAD virus about (W32.Blaster.Worm - Andy). If you get it you can not keep on the net for one. You need to visit microsoft and get an update before you get it Link This virus is getting around firewalls and virus checkers so don't rely on them. I believe even the BBC managed to get hit by it.
Keith
- Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 19:12:14 (BST)

Dear Crasiplayers, I've just put a new security facility on the Tavern to try and stop non-player posting. I will be sending you the password details shortly. Contact me if you are a player and have not yet got the details. All the Best - Andy
Andy
- Wednesday, August 13, 2003 at 15:02:36 (BST)

Ooh BK, even I know better than to bait the GM! Looks like I might need extra popcorn.. this baptism could get interesting!
Emmett
- Saturday, August 09, 2003 at 16:19:19 (BST)

and you thought i wouldn`t do it andy, how wrong were you then!! bet that suprised you?
black knight
- Thursday, August 07, 2003 at 23:11:16 (BST)

BK hope your baptism goes well, I'll be sat watching with the popcorn
Emmett
- Sunday, August 03, 2003 at 19:33:23 (BST)

there`s going to be a baptism...and it might hurt a little!!!!
black knight
- Saturday, August 02, 2003 at 20:21:43 (BST)

27th is OK with me - How about everyone else?
Bolters
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 23:21:55 (BST)

no need to worry about me darkone, although i can see you are thinking about me and i appreciate your kind thoughts. (such a nice man). i can handle the situation though, i just like winding emmett up somewhat...he`s very gullible!! he just does`nt see what is going on around him, he misses tons of clues. but he`s fun to adventure with as you can laugh at him all the time. shame really.....feel sorry for him really.....bk
black knight
- Monday, July 28, 2003 at 20:56:50 (BST)

Alas, that weekend I cannot do due to a big Careers Event that I can't get out of! How about 27th instead?
Mark A
- Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 16:24:37 (BST)

Calling All on the September Manchester meet. I can't make the 20th - Can everyone do the week before? Sorry lads, one of my dumb assed mates has announced he's getting married then!!
Boltan
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 16:19:06 (BST)

For some obscure reason Mike (Grob) can't seem to have his email address displayed. He's asked me to put it here. It is Mike Woolnough [acesmiler@hotmail.com].
Andy
- Tuesday, July 22, 2003 at 12:31:01 (BST)

BK, just thought, if your with Mallon, he may be able to help you. If he wants you to get out of this alive, but doesn't want to do anything that could damage his position with the T'gellanites he could give you a certain item he is carrying. With it you coud escape without having to harm anyone. Mallon's protections would prevent him being implicated if powers were used to find out how you suddenly vanished! If he is a friend, surely he can give you a hand...
Darkone
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 20:35:27 (BST)

Okay, Emmett. I accept you have fairly good reasons for letting BK fry. However, I woul like to point out that 'BK' is the official trademark of BurgerKing and their rules specifically say you should never fry anything! It's healthier to GRILL things!
Darkone
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 20:16:53 (BST)

Ahh so if I understand this right, you want me to turn against The T’gellenite Spiritual Lord, Lord B’urnal (one of the few people there who actually recognise me as F'nor), and on Mallon, and also the rest of the party. And you want me to do this to help you BK, who only a few hours ago told the T'gellonites “The one called Emmett is truly madness itself, he needs to be cleansed with fire for the good of his soul.”. Hmm this needs thinking about. You still haven't told me what you want me to do?
Emmett
- Friday, July 18, 2003 at 10:15:08 (BST)

i see trouble on the horizon...and in walks dark one!!the priests would eat him for breakfast!!!!
black knight
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 22:56:57 (BST)

Would Darkone owing you a favour be enough to swing your mind Emmett?
Darkone
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 19:28:52 (BST)

Just what is it you want me to do? And why would I or you want the T'Gellonites taking out? They're not bad people, simply misguided.. they'll soon realise they should be worshipping me EMMETT THE GREAT, (F'nor in human form).
Emmett
- Thursday, July 17, 2003 at 10:08:25 (BST)

oh but i am right my mixed up friend. it`s just that you can`t see it yet! things are happening that you know nothing about. but i could do with your help in taking the t`gellintes out. i thought i could do it alone but a certain person wouldn`t let me. now i need you to help destroy them, come to me aid and you will be rewarded well by a certain entity!! (remember i gave you clues last time we met when bobbin `fell ill`, i let you off then because that was just fun, now it gets serious!) bk.
black knight
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 21:39:06 (BST)

I think you may be right BK, it is my help that you need. When they had me locked up in the asylum, they tried out a number of 'therapies' on me. Maybe I should suggest a few of these to the T'gellonites as possible cures for your problems.
Emmett
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 14:18:47 (BST)

November 15th - Dardanius will be there!
Dardanius
- Wednesday, July 16, 2003 at 13:37:07 (BST)

but emmett, you don`t get it do you? why do you think they have locked me up? i tried to destroy the t`gellen temple last turn, i may seem mixed up to you but there is method in my madness. and they are really worried about me and what i can do!!!! now get your finger out and help me!!!
black knight
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 23:04:57 (BST)

why cant this site show the words -
Grob the confused
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:07:39 (BST)

I was trying to leave my email address. But it doesnt come up right. acesmiler@ . it is my new account
Grob Blackwolf <acesmiler@ . >
- Tuesday, July 15, 2003 at 13:06:36 (BST)

BK, the adventures of Emmett would just become dull without you providing the unintentional comic moments! Is nice to see that the T'gellenites consider you to be madder than I am! You really are the second greatest comedy sidekick a rockstar could ever have :) (after Bobbin)
Emmett
- Monday, July 14, 2003 at 17:48:06 (BST)

it`s all gone pete tong.....that wasn`t suppose to happen!!!!!!!
black knight
- Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 16:26:03 (BST)

Can someone please translate, just can't quite dig your jibe dog!!
Walker
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 14:53:01 (BST)

btw thats acesmiler@ . Regards Grob
Grob
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:07:24 (BST)

Does a Wolf in the wooods???Who can tell what might happen with our intrepid little trouble maker, just check your inventory when he arrives back..
Grob Black Wolf <acesmiler@ . >
- Friday, July 11, 2003 at 09:06:28 (BST)

20th sept manchester? is this a definate then? will try to make it but the trains are pain from macclesfield. will look in to it, as i am up for it for sure. will have to try and stay awake on the train home this time. good job that guard woke me up last time, god knows where i would have ended up!! yeah, i`m up for that one, so who else is going then besides mark, rich dave, and dave! what about shaggy, mind you he`s fallen out with me, talk about stitched up......sucker!!!!!!!
black knight, or is it?
- Thursday, July 10, 2003 at 20:57:24 (BST)

Will see steve and the crew - well one of the crew at least there!!
Dave
- Wednesday, July 09, 2003 at 17:21:06 (BST)

Mark, I was going to comment that I thought you'd had a hard paper round! So c'mon - who else is coming to Steve McDonalds birthday party????
Boltan
- Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 14:38:15 (BST)

Yay! Someone thinks I look 21! Fantastic! Unlike Guinevere who added 5 years to my age.
Mark A
- Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 12:36:21 (BST)

September in Manc for Mark A's 21st - I'm in. Lunchtime start again!
Boltan
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 11:11:35 (BST)

Good to see you Grob, Pray to the Big Dog directly and be enlightened, - The time of the Wolf finally approaches!! PS, Grob should now have quite a number of extra powers - drop me a mail. Hope to see you in November, Rich
Walker
- Monday, July 07, 2003 at 11:09:57 (BST)

Hello Mike! Hope things are good! Are we to see the return of Grob?
Mark A
- Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 11:05:24 (BST)

Nice to hear from you. Linstram has taken over as 1st wolf of H'ragul and they are presently trying to get the wolf queen installed on the F'norian Darklands instead of F'nor. Th V'garnian are still plodding around on a desert continent, and are taking a break after going to war with a dwarven settlement. The crew with Miayart have lost part of their souls fighing a vampire-lord and are presently tracking down soe king wraiths to get them back. There is a new fellowship crew who are doing some general exploration in their ship, with an eventual aim of tracking down a lost island which floats the oceans freely. The Black knight has also re-appeared, and I believe he is trying to set up some sweet shop or something. Not exactly sure what, but I've heard rumours about packing fudge.
Darkone
- Saturday, July 05, 2003 at 15:04:35 (BST)

Yes folks I'm still running around. Whats happening in the world of fantasy these days???
Grob Blackwolf <acesmiler@ . >
- Friday, July 04, 2003 at 16:38:24 (BST)

I'm 21 by the way...
Mark A
- Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 17:16:26 (BST)

Can't do any weekends in August! Gah! However, it's my birthday on 16th Sept, so what about 20th Sept for a big drinking sesh in Manc?
Mark A
- Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 16:14:36 (BST)

Will be there on the 15th Nov - and the Sunday too!Are we meeting up in Manchester in the meantime? Any time after the 8th Aug is good for me - suggestions please?
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Wednesday, July 02, 2003 at 23:05:25 (BST)

Mallon, Paphos(Cyprus)15 May. Looking forward to seeing you again in Nov.
Rich
- Tuesday, July 01, 2003 at 12:45:27 (BST)

Shock, horror !! My wife has given me a pass for 15/11/03 !! They will stay at alternative accomodation , whilst I stay the Sat. night with the rest of you !!( ie. Larry can't remember the name of the hotel !!)NB. CW-Wise-not yet decided on which character to bring !!
Mallon
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 23:18:16 (BST)

"One thong to rule them all, One thong to find them, One thong to bring them all and in the sunshine bind them."
Titch
- Friday, June 27, 2003 at 13:59:47 (BST)

Will try to get a pass for Fri. 14/11 to 17/11/03-will "report in" later, if sucessful !!
Mallon (Or friend !!)
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 23:08:14 (BST)

Rich-thanks for the wedding photos-my good lady wife wants to know where you got married at !!
Larry
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 22:58:39 (BST)

looks like you can count me in, don`t want to miss out on all the fun.
black knight
- Monday, June 23, 2003 at 22:56:07 (BST)

NEXT MEET - So come on then. Who else is up for the weekend of Sat 15th Nov in Blackpool?
Andy
- Wednesday, June 23, 2003 at 16:37:01 (BST)

I'm down for the 15th - Will have to make time for that one!!
Shayde
- Friday, June 13, 2003 at 14:55:22 (BST)

On going to war over religion: You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
Twink
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 14:10:25 (BST)

I'm down with the 15th. :)
Mark A/ Maiyart
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 13:22:16 (BST)

Dito. Also a sado with no life. Free on 15th.
Darkone
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 17:43:42 (BST)

November 15 sounds good to me!
Shaggy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:44:58 (BST)

NEXT MEET - To be held at the usual location in Blackpool. How are we all fixed for the weekend of Sat 15th Nov?
Andy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 16:37:01 (BST)

still haveving fun then and wat a stink
bruno battlehammer
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 10:36:15 (BST)

New version of the website will be on-line by September so expect some Beyond turns to make an appearance there.
Andy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:05:34 (BST)

In-Laws read the Daily Mail, a most amusing read, especially how middle england gets worked up at the drop of a hat or the usual Mail scare mongering. 'Our View' Beyond Nightfall, a fun game for intelligent people. 'Daily Mail View' Devil Worship Game openly promoted on the internet for all to see, your child could be at risk of becoming a blood-drinking, baby-sacrificing pyschopath!
Andy
- Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 09:04:13 (BST)

And why aren't our excellent turns on the web! Is us/our deathless prose not good enough? I think we should be told. Sorry. (Pant!) I'm turning into the Mail on Sunday. My next charachter will be called Peter Hitchens, and will vote Tory, be anti-Euro and write snide one-liners to the DM letters page! C'mon? Someone must. DM readers ain't that smart. And no doubt someone is getting angry. Please don't. The above is Nightingale's views, not mine. Just seemed to inherit them, Em
Em <ian@gravelbank.co.uk>
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 23:25:39 (BST)

And having flicked back, when does this lot get updated? No mention of me or G. But a plea - anyone out there an expert on New England witches? Em
Em <ian@gravelbank.co.uk>
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 23:03:13 (BST)

Sorry I couldn't be there. Look forward to catching up with everyone later.
Em <ian@gravelbank.co.uk>
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 22:59:03 (BST)

Great meet! Thanks to Andy for a great scenario, and thanks to Mark for his superb hospitality (as usual). AND I didn't die! Yay!
Mark A
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 13:15:46 (BST)

A big thanks to Mark for allowing us to all descend upon Bristol for another cracking Meet. To say the group had a tense time on the adventure is an understatement (just ask Linstram about the 600 levels the creaures stole from him)!
Andy
- Monday, June 09, 2003 at 07:33:47 (BST)

A good adventure was had by all at the meet. Thanks to Andy. Some serious permanent level loss, but at least no deaths. Linstram & Shaggy seem to be getting a little carried away with the post-meet admin/item swapping. Saying we will attack the 40 strong mage guild, capture them all alive, and steal their library, is a bit more complex than swapping shirts after the match. I suppose Andy could agree not to send you home. You could stay adventuring on the new land and see if you can do it within your turns.
Mi-unda <Mi-unda>
USA - Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 22:32:34 (BST)

Either is good for me - although the 12th could be more fun - as I will still be drunk from the night before - end of term on Friday!
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 17:33:56 (BST)

Manchester Beer Excursion - July 5th. A belated celebration for any US players. Lunch till Closing tour of the Manchester ale houses incorporating Hoegaarden, WKD shots and even a Dr Who bar!! (Think it was Dr Who anyway!!!) - Anyone interested? (Could also make it the weekend after). Could also be a sending off party for Linstram where we can all at least enjoy Margerita the Drink (or even the Pizza!!)
Shayde
- Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 15:56:13 (BST)

Last bit af Admin before the HG meet. Anyone coming Friday for a drink? And what we doing about food. We can go out for something Saturday night or I can ask Sandra to cook. As before, if you get a cooks breakfast & a cooked evening meal I will be asking for a £5 towards the cost. Alternatively, we could go for an indian - peoples choice.
Darkone
- Sunday, June 01, 2003 at 12:48:13 (BST)

Well, if we're talking Hoegarden, then it'll have to be the +1 beer goggles!
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Saturday, May 31, 2003 at 19:27:17 (BST)

Those wishing to go out for a a drink or ten with Linstram can always come to the Meet in Bristol 7th 8th June. I believe he's offering magic items for pints of Hoooogarden!
Tiddles
USA - Friday, May 30, 2003 at 11:04:02 (BST)

Sorry to delay on writing here - been busy. Re Shayde's April message, I cant make the sesh in Manc, in July - unless its before the 23rd, as Margerita (the place, not the drink) is calling - till early August. If we can arrange around that tho, I'm in (and can offer sleeping arrangements for people if needed)Back with BK, sounds interesting re the darklands, and I think I know whats happening too - keep us up to date?!Later . . . .
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Friday, May 30, 2003 at 11:00:40 (BST)

don`t speak too soon about slaylord, or that should actually be black knight my friend darkone. or should that be the red knight, hell, even i don`t know!! but i do know things are about to change on the darklands..............watch this space.......
black knight
- Monday, May 26, 2003 at 19:43:12 (BST)

Most people have left Peldere for lands anew. Somewhat harder lands at that! Slaylord rejoined just before you, and has once again swapped over to evil. There are various groups around, some on the F'norian Darklands, a couple sailing the ocean, & we're on a desert continent. Major events relate to the perversion of L'denon's son T'sardan, who has swapped sides almost as much as Slaylord. Crasimoff has re-appeared and set up a new Crasimoff city, although he's a little insane these days and occassionally tries to destroy the world. There was also a brand new super bad guy called Wargariss, who everyone had to club together to defeat. Had some elementals drag him to the centre of the earth. There were also a race of evil Fey who tried to wipe out most of the main characters in the game, using assassins. All but two were destroyed by various players, but they introduced a wonderful new acidic venom to the game that can kill the hardest player!
Darkone
- Monday, May 26, 2003 at 17:00:36 (BST)

Just returned to Pelandar after a long break and was wondering if anybody could bring me up to date on whats happening in the game...
Evander Pendragon
Cauldron, Pelandar - Monday, May 26, 2003 at 02:50:37 (BST)

the dark lands are getting a lot lighter
black knight
- Saturday, May 24, 2003 at 14:48:26 (BST)

I can't get to grips with the magic and spells system. Any help would be grateful. Please email me.
Graham <colin@sproston.fsbusiness.co.uk>
Formby, Uk - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 21:31:14 (BST)

So is that pics of V'garn in compromising positions I mean he is pretty old, but then again he is dead... Hmmm... maybe it is pics of A'nis, all wrinkly and droopy... er... I think I'm gonna be sick...
Bungle the Bonguler
- Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 13:03:49 (BST)

Mature sex pics! mature
Alabama, Alabama usa - Wednesday, May 14, 2003 at 12:39:18 (BST)

So Graham, what help are you after? Which game are you playing in?
Darkone
- Tuesday, May 13, 2003 at 21:23:33 (BST)

Help!I need help playing if anyone out there would be so kind.
Graham <colin@sproston.fsbusiness.co.uk>
Formby, UK - Monday, May 12, 2003 at 18:41:59 (BST)

Beastiality! Hot H'ragul Action! They don't call her Blue Moon for nothing!
Bungle the Bonguler
- Monday, May 12, 2003 at 08:15:47 (BST)

"Sirvientes vivo muerto"="Servants alive dead=Zombies ?. Mallon
Mallon
- Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 18:55:06 (BST)

Count this sympathiser in! Perhaps this time we can find a bar that sells Hoegarden... actually, that's probably a bad idea.
Mark A
- Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 00:44:44 (BST)

Just to let you know, I've disabled the email link ability of the Guestbook so that guestbook abusers can no longer link through it. (In the words of Basil Fawlty 'You started it, you invaded Poland!'
Andy <http://www.crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 15:08:48 (BST)

Hello
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 15:05:21 (BST)

Sounds good to me
Shaggy
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 14:58:55 (BST)

Shayde proposes a poor sad married bastards party for late July in Manchester, who's in? (Sympathisers, wannabes and "halfway theres" all welcome!!!)
Shayde
- Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 12:48:10 (BST)

Was the Stag do as much fun as this site though:http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
Andy
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 16:34:18 (BST)

Crasi stag do! Mucho fun was had by all... even if memories are sketchy and heads hurt for two days afterwards. Must have another get together soon! Do I really look 29?!?! Waaaaaaaa!
Mark A
- Tuesday, April 15, 2003 at 10:16:29 (BST)

That should have read "Blue Moon's favourite song IS "Turn To Stone" by ELO !!
Larry
- Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 17:25:23 (BST)

Blue Moon's favourite song
Larry
USA - Sunday, April 13, 2003 at 17:24:19 (BST)

New date for Meet - June 7th & 8th.
Andy
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 11:16:40 (BST)

Considering the playing cards of 'Most Wanted' that will be handed out in Iraq, Emmett should be singing Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades'!
Andy
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 11:13:30 (BST)

The Iraqi Information minister could make a cameo as Emmett, they both have the same grip on reality
Emmett
- Saturday, April 12, 2003 at 10:35:55 (BST)

Saddam can make a cameo appearance as Deathlord, many striking similaries - the most obvious being that when the smegger appears no-one is really sure if it's him or not!!!
Bolters
- Saturday, April 05, 2003 at 00:30:46 (BST)

How about Ken Hom for Masato? ;p
Shaggy
- Friday, April 04, 2003 at 12:51:19 (BST)

What about Yahoo Serious for Shaggy? [evil grin]
Mark A
- Friday, April 04, 2003 at 11:15:02 (BST)

Movie: How about Waldo to play Waldo?
Darkone
- Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 23:41:57 (BST)

Beyond movie: Eliza Dusku playing Saint, A young Harrison Ford playing Gan, Eminem for Emmett, Nic Cage for Mudskipper, and ... am really struggling with Shaggy... possibly the guy from Shanghai Noon (Owen Wilson?) (after a HUGE makeover)
Shaggy
- Wednesday, April 02, 2003 at 22:43:34 (BST)

Beyond movies? Well I from Nightfall I can see Kiefer Sutherland playing Jake, Sammo Hung playing Masato (bless his dead cotton socks), and Ekin Cheng playing Firefly. Bit more difficult with my Peldere characters as they're all dwarves... Hmmm, if they could do LotR style scaling type stuff: Jet Li for Maiyart perhaps? How about the Rock for Celestial?
Mark A
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 16:46:50 (BST)

In the Beyond Movie (coming in 2005, budget $100,000,000) who do you want to see playing your character?
Andy
- Tuesday, April 01, 2003 at 07:33:43 (BST)

"Oh fcuk...where did I put that dragon repellant !!"
Mallon
- Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 21:42:27 (GMT)

seems to be some strange people visiting these pages lately!!hero gathering: i got the surf board and a shell armour, aint i the lucky one!!!!also got a spear gun and water breathing pearl. (are you transporting us to some underwater adventure next andy). but the plus 2 sword may come in handy...but there again......possible toothpick maybe?......
black knight
- Sunday, March 23, 2003 at 12:20:48 (GMT)

I got armour of '100% fire resistance', a helmet of 'talk to fish', +1 shell armour of 'look like a nancy boy', and a bowl of Evergruel which is permanently full of a nasty smelling food. The bowl isn't actually magical, it's just that they food is so nasty, no bugger will ever eat it!
Deathlord
- Friday, March 21, 2003 at 17:31:54 (GMT)

I got the holy brolly of flight!
Shaggy Poppins
- Friday, March 21, 2003 at 16:54:45 (GMT)

I'm dead... I got nothing.
Masato
- Friday, March 21, 2003 at 16:18:51 (GMT)

So how did you all do in the meet divi-up? Everyone get the armour of fire resistance?
Darkone
- Thursday, March 20, 2003 at 19:11:57 (GMT)

Okay, so how many of you actualy thought I had the balls to really throw it?
Waldo
- Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 17:16:08 (GMT)

What is Stumpy putting in the beer? It certainly is having a strange effect on the customers. The Meet Report is almost finished and should be out to the relevant heroes tomorrow. All the Best - ANDY
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Monday, March 17, 2003 at 18:30:06 (GMT)

this is turning in to a lovely l`noval page isn`t it!! are they all off their heads or what? let`s kick some ass around a bit, where the hell is emmett!! oh by the way everybody. emmett is now known as `vomett`, he`s not pleased about his friends throwing up over him at all. so anybody wanting to chat to `vomett`, please note the name change...........thank you bk.
black knight
- Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 22:51:13 (GMT)

Boltan, just remember everytime you masterbate God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens!
Dead Man Walking
- Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 16:38:28 (GMT)

Dunno, but if you fancy a ritual sacrifice, I'm up for it... eek! Did I just say that?!
Maiyart the three quarters soul
- Monday, February 24, 2003 at 12:33:23 (GMT)

What the smeg is going on in here these days!!!!
Boltan
- Saturday, February 22, 2003 at 18:47:06 (GMT)

for the love of f`nor, don`t let deathlord here you saying things like `moving your soul`. he will be chasing it all over the place, he just loves lost souls, i`m sure he could `move yours`, quite literally!
black knight
- Sunday, February 16, 2003 at 19:33:15 (GMT)

The Book of L'noval describes a scene where a wiseman appears from the desert and starts to give a sermon from a hill outside the city of Cas. A number of people see him and leave the city, inquisitive to here what he is saying. slowly other people come to see what is going on, and by mid-day there is a large crowd of enrapt listerners. As the day progresses, the people start to become hungry, so the wiseman sends a couple of people through the crowd to collect in any food they have. Unfortunately, they manage to collect only two loaves and two fishes, nowhere near enough to feed the hundreds of people who have gathered. The wiseman makes a couple of fish sandwishes and eats them. The lesson to this story is "When you go out into the wilds to listern to a preaching wiseman, don't forget to take a packed lunch!"
Thadius
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 14:02:22 (GMT)

Nightingale was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to K'norian Heaven. At the end of her talk, she asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven!" one little girl cried out. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the High Priestess. "Dead!" yelled Little Larto.
Fubris
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:52:17 (GMT)

The Book of K'nor says "Empty contents into a cup, add hot water and stir."
Archibold the White
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:36:51 (GMT)

The Book of V'garn also tells the story of a man who had two sons. He didn't know which son to leave his fortune to, so one day he called them to him and gave each 100 oraks and told them to go into the world and prove themselves as men. One year later the two sons returned and the father asked them what they had done with the money, so that he could judge which one was worthy. The first son said that he had joined the temple of K'nor and given his money to the poor. The second son said that he had joined the temple of V'garn and spent his money bringing Death and Destruction to the world. The second son then struck down and killed his father and brother where they stood in the livingroom. The moral of this story is 'Blood is thicker than water, so always kill your relatives out in the garden, because you will never get the stains out of the shag pile carpet!'
Deathlord
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:30:33 (GMT)

Time to try and get this place back on track. Thought I would let you into a few parables from the Good Book (or in the case of V'garn, the Bad Book)......... The Book of V'garn says "An Eye for an Eye, a Tooth for a Tooth!", however, it also says "2 pints of Virgin's blood for 1 shrunken head!"
Deathlord
- Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 12:22:16 (GMT)

hi everyone I'm back
Brains
- Wednesday, February 05, 2003 at 11:44:45 (GMT)

has the admiral had one too many...............or is it a bad case of the stutterssssssssssssswould be nice to see you again you jon....bk
black knight
- Sunday, February 02, 2003 at 21:36:36 (GMT)

Breaking news-the "Bee Gees" have cut their next concert ticket prices by a third!!
Larry
- Wednesday, January 29, 2003 at 22:37:57 (GMT)

Best movie trailer ever http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/comedian.html or just look at http://www.apple.com/trailers for loads
Admiral Dardanius
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 11:57:46 (GMT)

Best movie trailer ever:or just look at for loads
Admiral Dardanius
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 11:57:02 (GMT)

Best movie trailer ever: or just look at for loads
Admiral Dardanius
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 11:56:31 (GMT)

Though you guys might like to copy and paste either of these into your browsers. Great trailers.Matrix Reloadedhttp://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rl_cmp/reloaded_trailer2_480.htmlThe Hulkhttp://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/the_hulk/superbowl/Enjoy
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Monday, January 27, 2003 at 08:49:37 (GMT)

Hey Admiral, better cold turkey on the brainweed dude - otherwise people really will be able to blow bubbles up your ass - made all the easier if that pipes sticking out the end of it. Oh, and it's "half Brother"!!!! Good to see ya anyway Bro - better get your pipe blowin ass to the next Blackpool jaunt & we can make it a real re-union! Hope to make your paintball do.
Lord Boltan D'Landra
- Saturday, January 25, 2003 at 01:40:06 (GMT)

Wow man!!! Like it's 2003 already. What happened to 2002? Must have been some real strong brainweed. Hey brother Boltan - you still an evil dude? If so when I finish this pipe I'm gonna kick your ass!Admiral Dardanius D'Landra
Dardanius <jonfell@yahoo.com>
- Wednesday, January 22, 2003 at 16:44:48 (GMT)

We don't appear to be on your present list Mark A - particularly upsetting given the valuable work we've done for our various (diametrically opposed) charities during 2002!! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE ELSE, hopefully ther'll be another Blackpool meet at the end of Feb again (ANDY?)
Boltan & Shayde <Right Wing Coalition@maniacs.r.us>
- Monday, January 13, 2003 at 22:20:30 (GMT)

Humm! don't think I like the sound of that sword Maiyart. After all to be a priest of the balance you have to be able to good and bad things to even it up. However, I think the torch will do in place don't you? As for a present for Maiyart, well he is getting his wish for a certain item of mine at long last. A wish to be granted could also be classed as a present.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, January 06, 2003 at 22:58:28 (GMT)

Happy New Year to all - and yeah, the greater Create would be nice too thanks Maiyart!!
Linstram the 'perfect' mage
- Monday, January 06, 2003 at 17:32:17 (GMT)

Here's to a wonderful New Year! Happy 2003!!
Andy
- Thursday, January 02, 2003 at 09:16:01 (GMT)

happy new year to all of you, yes even you emmett!!! see you at another meet in 2003 i hope.
black knight
- Wednesday, January 01, 2003 at 09:55:19 (GMT)

PS: Don't be offended... I'm drunk.
Mark A
- Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 01:00:51 (GMT)

It'd be easy for me to suggest pressies for Maiyart (hell, just go to Muji! [grin]), but obviously a little more difficult for characters not played by yours truly. I reckon a rubber squid would be nice for Emmett (those in the know will either cringe or cheer). Perhaps a bone or a lifetimes supply of pedigree chum for Walker and I'm sure Fatty'd love a bumper box of celebrations. Anything sparkly will do for Shaggy, and I reckon a pack of band aid will do for Dark One (patch up any 'problems'). A pregnancy test kit for Lady Margana would be contraversial, but ultimately useful. I'm pretty sure that a book of greater create would be a good present for Linstram. In the same vein, something along the lines of a sword of ultimate bestest power in the world ever, ever, ever, ever, ever that makes you the bestest character of all time would be good for Ultra Mort.
Mark A
- Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 01:00:17 (GMT)

So, if Xmas existed on the many lands of CW, what Xmas present would you buy for any CW character ?
Mallon
- Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 22:44:54 (GMT)

Hi all, just wanted to wish everyone a happy Christmas and to have a good New Year as well.
Keith
- Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 22:36:15 (GMT)

Yay Golum, the little guy deserves an oscar
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 18:25:52 (GMT)

Anyone know what a god blade is? or ever heard anything about one? We found a sword with an inscription prophesising that the god blade will arise in (insert circumstances). Anyone know anything useful?
Shaggy
- Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 12:20:01 (GMT)

To the person with info thanks but what happened to the rest of them I was looking forward to pounding a few more groups. Oh well I will just have to contend myself with the punishment to the silver serpents, Klatch legion coy c and the two pagan death cult groups that where trashed. Once again many thanks I will hunt him down kind regards daboss head of the Dominion.
daboss
USA - Thursday, December 12, 2002 at 19:31:36 (GMT)

To the dominon, there is only one member left in golden serpents, that's chris stansfields group langoliers, you find them down a dungeon near town 2
a person with info
- Wednesday, December 11, 2002 at 02:45:21 (GMT)

OCTOPUS!!!! It's a shame only Emmett can hear that tho...
Masato's ghost
- Friday, December 06, 2002 at 09:05:36 (GMT)

Surely BK's last message is a clear breach of the Tavern rule: "Note: Please do not post any malicious ... comments" I feel that BK was clearly being malicious in his insensitive treatment of my emotional distress following the weekends football results.
Emmett
- Thursday, December 05, 2002 at 15:41:19 (GMT)

Mutter Mutter Mumble Grumble
Emmett the Red
- Thursday, December 05, 2002 at 13:57:15 (GMT)

a strange voice in your head.......the word dudek,dudek, dudek. what can this mean?.........poor emmett he really is mixed up for there can only be one red team!! maybe now he has seen the light, for he has brought a grin to the face of black knight..........
black knight
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 22:51:46 (GMT)

There's a strange voice in my head... it's telling me to sing the Octopus song..
Emmett
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 19:50:45 (GMT)

Shaggy is unavailable to comment at the moment as he is locked away furiously writing his latest play. The Adventures of Shaggy: The Treasure Hunt. It promises to be a story filled with adventure, surfing, naked women, tragedy, elemental lords, heroics and an octopus. As always it will end with the disclaimer "*based* on a true story"
Shaggy's Spokesman
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 19:49:06 (GMT)

Hey Emmett... you know that Black Knight bloke? You'll never guess what he's afraid of... [evil grin]
Masato's ghost
- Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 08:52:57 (GMT)

Anyone going to do a write up? I will if Shaggy isn't, but I need a full list of character names.
Darkone
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 23:56:57 (GMT)

nice to see all the old faces, and some new over the weekend. and for one certain player that shall remain nameless, just be careful what you say! (a note to andy, why the hell did you have to set me up like that. somebody is going to love taking the mick on this one....you git.....)
black knight
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 19:35:03 (GMT)

If Emmett comes on one of the next HG's, the dark priests in our group could always try stripping off the spirit of our dead cook friend. The Anis priest could then use it to do some reincarnation type spell. Some nice dead creature (or egg) such as a dragon or a basilisk would give a sound basis for the spell!
Darkone
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 14:23:17 (GMT)

Death Lord,Re; the deal discussed, can we talk further?
Nightingale
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 00:31:13 (GMT)

Sorry, MasatoShould've had my eye on the ball instead of that bloody big dragon!If it's any consolation, K'nor deserted me after that point (die rolls). The only conclusion I can draw is that you were a K'norian led astray!(Apply to Emily for current membership.)N
Nightingale
- Tuesday, December 03, 2002 at 00:26:45 (GMT)

Thanks to everyone who attended the Meet this weekend and made it such a memorable Hero Gathering.
Andy
- Monday, December 02, 2002 at 13:56:17 (GMT)

Just a quick note to thank Andy for yet another entertaining Hero Gathering. Masato will be mourned (yet again)
Shaggy
- Sunday, December 01, 2002 at 22:26:00 (GMT)

Just stopped in to see any comments on the meet weekend. I will assume that it has run late as there is usually something by now.
Keith
- Sunday, December 01, 2002 at 22:22:19 (GMT)

Interesting....
Andy
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 17:01:58 (GMT)

Don't forget start time is 9:30 this Saturday.
Andy
- Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 08:11:06 (GMT)

Don't forget to send me your character details before Saturday.
Andy
- Tuesday, November 26, 2002 at 08:41:44 (GMT)

The Mudskippers will be represented at Blackpool.. not yet sure which one of us will be summoned tho! ... Given current events it might not be appropriate for Gan to turn up in his current status!
Shaggy ... or Gan
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 22:19:15 (GMT)

Well I'm coming but then again I better had hadn't I.
Andy
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 17:04:49 (GMT)

Who's coming to the Blackpool meet? I'll be there with bells on (maybe literally), and I'll be bringing someone quite unexpected.
Mark A
- Monday, November 25, 2002 at 13:07:47 (GMT)

Hope you all have a good time at the November meet.
Keith
- Sunday, November 24, 2002 at 23:24:42 (GMT)

To wake up one morning after a heavy night to find that all your mates have shaved your hair off is one thing, but to look into a mirror and see the face thats looking back at me. It's too politically incorrect to mention specifically what I am on about, but talk about 'Not seeing that one coming'!
Mi-Ander
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 19:05:36 (GMT)

Something tells me that the Nightfall team is starting to divide into two factions. The girls are going to have to explain to us lads this concept about knocking people out rather than doing them in. Whenever a corpse turns up, the same fingerprints keep being found.
Waldo
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 19:00:05 (GMT)

I have found it difficult to contact alliance leaders and fellow quest Game 4 players in the past, so in an effort to encourage the sharing of information and discussion of game related topics specific to Quest game 4, I have set up a yahoo group site for active players of Crasimoff's Quest World Game 4. This site can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/Crasimoffgame4/joinPlayers of all alliances and sects are welcome. I hope that lots of you will take up the opportunity to increase your gaming experience by joining this new community.GL
Goran Longshanks <dax@garsde.freeserve.co.uk>
- Thursday, November 21, 2002 at 18:33:26 (GMT)

If anyone has any emails that bounce when sending to the usual Crasiworld email address, please phone me and let me know or leave a message here in the guestbook.Everything seems to be working fine today but I know one player had an email bounce about 4:00pm yesterday.Thanks.
Andy
- Saturday, November 09, 2002 at 11:39:39 (GMT)

Oh no. If she finds out she's on a Who's Who page it's going to go to her head and she will be impossible to live with!
Jill <www.whinny4me.com>
Spotsy, VA USA - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 18:56:51 (GMT)

Sorry Jill, yup Zanthia used to play and can even be found on the Who's Who section in the Tavern in the Beyond Section of the site.
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 18:35:58 (GMT)

I played the email version of your game for a tiny while as Zanthia, but never really caught on. Too many hobbies, too little free time. Hope the gathering is fun.
Zanthia (Jill) <whinny4me@mindspring.com>
Spotsylvania, VA USA - Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:23:43 (GMT)

For the Hero Gathering...
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:06:27 (GMT)

Before anyone gets confused, that was the weekend of the 30th Nov I was talking about.
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:06:09 (GMT)

Methinks we've got a few people visiting here from somewhere odd. This board is for the players of the games of Crasiworld and that is all people here are interested in.Here's to what looks set to be a brilliant Hero Gathering weekend.
Andy
- Friday, November 08, 2002 at 13:04:05 (GMT)

Oh well, I can't understand what you all are talking about.
Zanthia <whinny4me@mindspring.com>
Spotsy, VA 22553 - Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 22:21:40 (GMT)

Due to the wife being away in York at the time of the next CW meet later this month in Blackpool, I won't beattending this particular meet.
Larry
- Thursday, November 07, 2002 at 21:42:21 (GMT)

As long as I don't try to match you, Bolters.
Maiyart the sad
- Saturday, October 19, 2002 at 21:13:23 (BST)

.....SAD!!! (Good to see you my old Mucker, no-one better to share a pint or two with than Maiyart!!!!)
Boltan
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 21:01:09 (BST)

If you are Boltan the Bhuna... what does that make me? On second thoughts, don't answer that.
Maiyart
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 13:39:37 (BST)

Rising up, back on my feet...too much ale too much curry...I'm frickin wreced I can hardly stand up...just a man and his stinkin backside...It's the eye of the needle etc etc (See previous message) - Ok, first verse was printable!!!!
Boltan De Bhuna
- Monday, October 14, 2002 at 00:20:47 (BST)

Tell you what BK, you obviously need something more nutrional in your diet. I'll sort you out with a nice hot Edwina..... (to the tune of Eye of the Tiger)...It's the Eye of a Needle..It's a watery fart...I could sure use some medicated Izal...and it smaells like a B?st?rd in the dead of the night...and I'm going to shit through the eye......of a needle!!!! (As performed by Eddie Shit - Supporting the Macc Lads). Everyone just getting into these intellectually vibrant and inspiring lyrics, sorry, the other 2 verses are unprintable!!!!!
Boltan the Bhuna!
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 23:55:20 (BST)

careful now boltan, steady on boy, you don`t want to ge me going now do you!! you know what i am capable of!! see ya thursday me old mate. you can buy me a pint for that!
black knight
- Monday, October 07, 2002 at 23:06:23 (BST)

Good to see the old bar swinging again - It did seem to be getting a bit amby pamby liberal of late, swords replaced with handbags etc. Catch you next week BK!
Walker
- Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 12:26:09 (BST)

Hey BK, loved the flamer!! And before you say it, no I would not like fries with my order and you can shove your "nice day" squarely up your rectal cavity....YOU GOT IT!!!!
Boltan
- Saturday, October 05, 2002 at 12:21:28 (BST)

tut tut boltan, are you annoying people again, shame on you.
bk
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 23:14:17 (BST)

you poor mixed up fool shaggy. you couldnt possibly think for one minute you would get deathlord at the tache? he has to be in bed for midnight, at the latest, you know that! wouldn`t be seen dead walking the streets at three in the morning. twas bk at the tache my mixed up lunatic friend of emmett. looking forward to meeting you again, just be careful `over the table`, you never know what may happen!!!!!!
black knight
- Friday, October 04, 2002 at 23:12:49 (BST)

I'll be there... not that you ever doubted it.
Darkone
- Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 22:45:11 (BST)

In responce to who's going to the Blackpool Meet... I've got one thing to say: Hooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegarten!
Maiyart
- Wednesday, October 02, 2002 at 11:30:47 (BST)

The Tache was still going strong last time I checked... took them a while to rebuild after the last time they got visited by Linstram, Boltan, Deathlord and Shaggy. I'll be there personally this weekend Just to check it out for you tho!
Shaggy
- Tuesday, October 01, 2002 at 20:32:08 (BST)

Who's going to BLACKPOOL then? Shaggy my boy, is that Rock club still going strong? Fatty, Slaylord, Linstram and Boltan all confirmed - Just need old Boney to make the full set. Lets hope for a bigger climax to this one (I'm sure I can feel an Edwina gag cumming on, oops did I spell that wrong, must admit I never "Majored" in English!!!! and of course the guest of honour will be present ................................HOOOOEEEGGAAAARDENNN!!!!
Shayde - Boltan - Walker
- Monday, September 30, 2002 at 23:40:46 (BST)

Who is this Kretins Anonymous? I've always been a member of TRUE SALA myself (those old enough to remember this once great alliance). Swampmen only really any good for making shoes out of.
Boltan
- Monday, September 30, 2002 at 23:28:46 (BST)

I've never "back-stabbed" another player in 15 years of PBM'ing KEITH!!! Anyway, I've had enough of your mud slinging - Ask the GM to Check back for you. You will find that on the date of our agreement the resources in question were actually owned by me. You will also find that I am still honouring that agreement even now. As to using this tavern for the wrong game - It's a frickin pub you sad Frog!!!! I'll talk about whatever the hell I like, you can always try and stop me of course........... (But then you'll note from the rounds and HG reports that bar-room brawls are a bit of a speciality!!!!!)
Walker
- Monday, September 30, 2002 at 23:24:11 (BST)

Richard that message was clearly off you. Stop your bitching you got what you asked for by your own backstabbing ways. Beside which this is not the right place for that message try the games own dedicated message board.
K.A.
- Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 18:51:48 (BST)

Now that really is sneaky! If I create a character and name them similar to the TRUE NAME of another player, I can ligitimately leave messages here which are signed with their name. A trick even I hadn't thought about!
Deathlord
- Friday, September 27, 2002 at 17:27:55 (BST)

Have no fear Deathlord, most of the characters here are simply enjoying an ale! - Best watch for them swamp type creatures though, apart from the the fact that they smell like rotting cabbage, they are inclined to be untrustworthy backstabbing weasles with the intellectual capacity of a neutered scrotum!!
Crouch - Level I
- Friday, September 27, 2002 at 00:29:32 (BST)

With all these long messages I thought a nice scrap was starting again. No such luck.
Deathlord
- Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 19:08:47 (BST)

Sroasha, I've added Dax and Black Knight to the Beyond Hope Mailing list, so we should now all be able to discuss ways to annoy BK.. erm I mean complete our quest.
Emmett
- Thursday, September 26, 2002 at 00:12:41 (BST)

[Tewatum One (Kevin Holdaway) - Beyond Abbey] Tewatum One is still rummaging amongst the various items in the shop, Shaggy [a shopkeeper at this point] trying to be as patient as he can whilst the dwarf roots through boxes of armour parts and lumps of metal. Turning his attention to the shelf infront of him Tewatum begins looking amongst the jars and bottles thinking there might be some vintage liquor or similar powerful potions. -- "What's dis then," he mutters to Shaggy turning the dusty bottle over in his hand. -- The dwarf wipes the dust from the label and begins to read as best he can, "Peekeeled Po... Pe. Pixxx. Ah now I get it [Magical command edited for the safety of anyone stood near Shaggy] .!" -- Maiyart and Myster Pink have just turned back to look in the direction of the shop when they see flashes of bright light within the interior and then suddenly the front of the shop explodes outwards in a mighty bloom of splintered wood and mangled metal. Something within the shop then explodes even more powerfully with other explosions going off within it, some multicoloured. This is completely devastating, tearing the roof off the two storey building and demolishing the two establishments either side of the Bazaar. -- ***** -- Myster Pink and Maiyart takes their hands from off over their heads and start to get up from the cobbled street onto which they had thrown themselves. Maiyart dusts smouldering wood from his clothing and looks at the scene of destruction. Smoke is rising from the rumble and as Myster Pink is muttering something about no-one having been able to survive that, Maiyart spots movement. -- Bits of rubble shift and from beneath them rises up the surprisingly unsinged figure of Shaggy [No longer with a shop to keep]. The man lifts himself up with the aid of a staff and pats his chest, where a certain amulet rests, almost in thanks. He looks around at the smoking remains and spotting Maiyart and Myster Pink, he points to a still burning dwarven boot lying in the ruins and declares, "Your friend just put me out of business! What are you going to do about it?!" -- ***** -- "Oh dear," exclaims Myster Pink as he picks up the remains of a smoking boot, "I think this was Tewatum!" After a brief moment, the mage then shrugs and says, "Ah well here today gone tomorrow as I seem to recall someone once saying to me." [Epitaph: Tewatum One was several months later found to have survived the explosion, when (Kevin decided to return to the game) he took to the high seas in pursuit of more caring companions]
Shaggy
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:54:32 (BST)

[Sir Roses - Beyond Hope] Sir Roses is already up and charging down the hillock towards the riders brandishing his sword. -- ***** -- The remaining three who are still mounted turn their snarling red-eyed Nightmares towards the incoming warriors and the figure furthest on the left raises a hand and Sir Roses suddenly stops and drops to his knees screaming in agony and clutching his head. -- ***** -- [further fighting ensues... ] -- Brother Derkin meanwhile puts his hands to his mouth in utter horror as he witnesses Sir Roses scream die with the explosion of his head, fragments of brain and bone scattering the ground around him. -- Even Emmett is silenced on seeing this!. [After the battle...] -- As the three come down the hillock, they find Black Knight poking about the tattered robes with his sword whilst Emmett is rather tactlessly looting the body of Sir Roses. -- The strange thing is he keeps turning to the thin air next to him and saying, "Yes I know this is yours but its not going to do you must good now is it!" -- ***** -- "You could have at least waiting until he was cold," comments Beren, Emmett now sporting Sir Rose?s helm which could have done with more than just a quick wipe through with his sleeve. -- "It's what he wanted," points out Emmett before turning to the thin air next to him a little angrily, "Yes it is!" -- "Oh yes it is!" he now tells the air, as if having a conversation and people only get one side of it. -- Brother Derkin ignores the 'pantomime-like' argument and kneels by the body to offer a short prayer to K'nor. -- "Sir Roses, you were a brave warrior..." -- ***** -- [And later still...] -- As they travel Brother Derkin turns to Emmett. -- Indicating to the magic sword and Helm of Truesight, he says, "I accept that those items are now of no further use to Sir Roses, but let us use them to vanquish the forces of darkness - I know Sir Roses would have wanted that." -- "Oh no he wouldn't," retorts Emmett before something in the air attracts his attention. -- Emmett now looks a little sheepish and changes his tune, "Oh? er? yes he would actually?" -- [Epitaph: To this day the ghost of Sir Roses haunts the Beyond Hope Group ... or so Emmett claims]
Emmett
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:51:17 (BST)

[Cassandra (Will Masters) - Nightfall] -- From the other chamber can be heard, "Just get her up onto there" -- ***** -- As he tries to manoeuvre his lock pick into the keyhole of the handcuffs, Mudskipper listens hard to try and pick up what is being said two chambers away? -- ***** -- 'slap!' -- 'SLAP!' -- "Ah you?'e awake I see!" -- "Wha? what have you done to her! Cassandra noooo!" -- The voice is that of Jake. -- "As I told your now dead spectacled friend, I had the means for opening the tomb. What I didn't tell him was that it had to be the fresh blood of one such as she." -- "It hurts doesn't it to see one you care about be taken away from you." [Epitaph: Cassandra, left to die whilst the rest of the group made good their escape ... her body was never recovered... or even looked for]
Mudskipper
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:47:13 (BST)

[Radu & Mara - Nightfall] -- With his staff ready in one hand Mudskipper avoids [the flaming mummy] and gets over to the [unconscious] bodies [of Mara and Radu] where he crouches down, the insects appearing to pay him no attention at all. -- He reachesout with a gloved hand into the swarming mass and starts to brush them away from the chest of Radu. -- Unzipping the front of Radu's jacket, he pulls a wallet out from the inside pocket and removes Radu's mike and radio -- As he starts to pull the pack from Radu's back, the agent suddenly jerks and his eyes snap open. -- An arm darts forth and grabs a hold of Mudskipper's coat. -- The agent pleads something in Russian, words Mudskipper recognises as a cry for help. -- Pulling forth his thin lockpick, and without a moment's hesitation or guilt, Mudskipper plunges it into Radu's left eye and deep into his brain. -- The body twitches twice and the lies still. -- Mudskipper glances back at the others and can see that with his back to them, they were unable to see what he just did -- ***** -- With a similar action carried out on Mara to be sure of the nobleman's death, Mudskipper brushes away more of the scorpions to allow him to remove the rest of their dead comrade's equipment. -- ***** -- "I was too late to save them," says Mudskipper as he leaps back aboard the boat, dropping the various items from the dead into the bottom of the vessel. -- "Damn," exclaims Alexander, "and Mara was always such a good old stick, he'll be sorely missed down the club." [Epitaph: Radu and Mara, murdered by Mudskipper ... just don't tell the rest of the group!]
Mudskipper
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:45:03 (BST)

One of the biggest things that can happen in a Beyond turn, is for a player character to get killed off. Thought it might be cool to copy here some of the inventive ways in which Andy has got rid of suplus characters. (Might also be a surprise to any players who though they had only dropped out temporarily ;p)
Mudskipper
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:41:19 (BST)

Come on Shaggy, you are leaving small things out again like in your play. Myster Pink is turning on the group as well. Things are not that bad, Me and Bauxite are okay at the moment but I think we should get out of here fast.
Ultra Mort
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 23:36:31 (BST)

Beyond Hope-Goran/Dax-please contact the GM for my e-mail address.
Sraosha
- Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 22:55:20 (BST)

We're screwed! The five Abbey group members are surrounded by 12 Wraith lords, Myster Pink has just turned full wraith, Shaggy and Maiyart are infected and on their way to becoming wraiths. And now the vampire lord has woken up. Bugger!
Shaggy
- Monday, September 23, 2002 at 14:31:43 (BST)

Walker, thats another fine mess you've gotten me into!
Linstram the mage
- Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 17:50:35 (BST)

Hope your books are "more better" than your English Calin - Next time I need a couple to prop up a wonky table I'll be heading straight for "Top Books"!!! - The "more better" choice for discerning reader.
Walker
- Tuesday, September 17, 2002 at 23:19:13 (BST)

But Ultra Mort, if I hadn't gone for Dorial, we'd have had to kill all the crypt corpses and THEN face what we are doing now. At least doing it my way we can forget about the crypt corpses. So yes, I will remember for the next time.. that doing it my way saved us a lot of trouble.
Shaggy
- Sunday, September 15, 2002 at 14:41:47 (BST)

No surprise there then Shaggy when you insist on trying straight for Dorial instead of taking down the coffin corpses. Point is will you remember for the next time if there is one?
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 23:20:13 (BST)

Oh boy! Looks like the Abbey group are in trouble. (again)
Shaggy
- Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 18:08:18 (BST)

I get the feeling that the last message is from one of the computer Quest players rather than one of the Beyond games. When you want a bit more freedom with your turns you might want to consider converting across. As for information, what are you after. As for pretending I'm from one of those religions..... can't really be assed! You'll take whatever information your given, and be thankful for it.
Deathlord
- Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 21:06:34 (BST)

For the Glory of T'Gellen and honour of Dragonfall will all our foes be dispatched to the grim halls of V'Garn.We are seeking followers of K'nor and T'Gellen to share information and possibly Dungeon exploration with.contact dax@garsde.freeserve.co.uk
Goran Longshanks <dax@garsde.freeserve.co.uk>
England - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 09:43:19 (BST)

Anyone got any Asparin?
Walker
- Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 12:42:38 (BST)

What upcoming Nightfall meet?
Mark A/ Firefly
- Friday, August 23, 2002 at 13:09:26 (BST)

Maurice will we see ole Stumpy Scudamore at the coming Nightfall Meet? Just let me know if your email address is the same as it used to be and I'll send you out some details if you'd like.
Andy
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:27:02 (BST)

Hmmm... See the Tavern still smells of over-ripe dwarf. Just passing through you understand to ensure everyone is still behaving themselves... badly. Hi folks - still nosey enough to look in now and again. Andy good to see the new games are generating some action. CheersJulian
Maurice of Lilac
- Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 12:19:51 (BST)

Hello everybody, this is a message to any game 4 player's out there. Does anyone have or is looking to start a questor map of the Game 4 world. If so I would be willing to go into collaberation. Cheers,
Laurence Watkins <larry_cw@carrotmail.com>
- Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 11:35:23 (BST)

Typo to last Linstram message:- "save" should read "hump" (would have used the Austin Powers word but thought Andy might delete it!!)
Linstram "Unzipped"
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 14:50:31 (BST)

Linstram, we should have left you to the Queen !!!!! Oh well, round we go again...bring it to me and I'll turn it inside out for you!!
Walker
- Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 14:46:05 (BST)

A quick message from the Dominion to the Golden Serpant your alliance is doomed!
Da boss
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 17:27:46 (BST)

Big Black worm - is that all? - now we've got a rather attractive green serpent that spits things - mmmm - nice!! Was my fault admittedly, but Blue Moon, i'll save you!!
Linstram the mage
- Friday, August 09, 2002 at 00:42:12 (BST)

At least perhaps now you understand old friend - I tried explaining it to a big black worm.........but he didn't get it.....but then he did!!!!
K'Nis
- Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 20:20:22 (BST)

"Ouch" says Faolan "I've just been stung !!" "What by ?" asks Blue Moon, all concerned, "A wasp ?" "No" replies Faolan, "A barbed comment or two from the Big W.""Ah well, at least you got a response !!"
Faolan
- Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 22:11:22 (BST)

Four groups against one Hmmm, can not comment on this as I and my group have just done the smae really.
Telus of the TR
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 23:50:40 (BST)

Attacking One group with Four others sounds more like common sense than cowardice to me!
Shaggy
- Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 13:59:25 (BST)

Greetings from the brainny one (or is it lack) just a small message to the dominon, attacking one group with four of yours A BIT OF A COWARDLY ACT. Never mind revenge will come. Your days are numbered. from the SERPENTS
Brains <Glyn_brains@hotmail.com>
- Monday, August 05, 2002 at 23:49:58 (BST)

Yes Shaggy, I hear a job joke can cure you of hiccups. Perhaps we should invite this person to join our group. That way none of us will ever get the hiccups again.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 21:02:44 (BST)

I have to confess guys, I was quite frankly terrified when I saw his words. I could barely contain my fear, at least it cured my hiccups though.
Shaggy
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 12:03:50 (BST)

Soory Darkone, still don't remember this fool. Never even heard anyone mention him either, so must have made quite an impression in peoples minds even with been a tranie freak.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, August 01, 2002 at 05:57:06 (BST)

I think remember him. Wasn't he the transvetite rat catcher in Crasimoff City. You know, the one with one leg shorter than the other, and a long brown habit which kept getting blown up over his head when it was windy. Hairy ass, stocking and stiletoes!
Darkone
- Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 17:23:58 (BST)

whoever you are, DON'T SHOUT!!!!!
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 15:41:13 (BST)

TREMBLE ONE AND ALL I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE GREAT DEPTHS OF HELLAND I AM BACK TO REAP GREAT VENCGENCE UPON ALL THOSE SOULS WHO BENEFITTED FROM MY ABSENCEBEWARE ALL THOSE WHO DONT REMEMBERTHE LAST REMAINING LORD OF THE TRIARCHY OF DEATH AND DESPAIR HAS RETURNEDI SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO METING OUT GREAT MISERY UPON THOSE WHO DARE TO CROSS MY PATH
kazgar <kazgar@sega-europe.com>
- Monday, July 29, 2002 at 23:50:41 (BST)

Hmmm, okay Shaggy I conceed that point. However, what happened to the heroic holding off of the reinforcements coming up the corridor and with the aid of a mere horn and blowing through it knocking over quite a few of them. Oh by the way if you are going to write another play, can we at least get the events in the right order? We were attacked by bandits and the flying metal bikes on the way to the way station. Also how about, while we are at it, you not casting yourself as the main character and have me seeing to the good looking women?
Drufus
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 21:37:26 (BST)

And Darkone, no offense mate, but you're pretty scary. Would you want to be portrayed in the play as someone who picks flowers and hugs everyone he meets? No? You're a bloody frightening individual, if that's how you come across in the play, then that's cos that's how you are! And there *was* another side to your character, the audience loved the bit where you adapted a barn door to fly us around, they were rolling in the aisles at that bit. And, *you saved the princess*, it could have easily gone wrong at the end, maybe even you could have got into an arguement with the Lorx woman and the princess could have accidentally been killed. But because of your speed and skills, she was saved, and the galaxy with her.
Shaggy
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 13:13:20 (BST)

Drufus I'm confused. It was a play 'based on a true story'. I even made sure *you* came out of it heroically, when all was lost, when everyone was down, the quest was over, and out of the shadows heroically emerges Drufus, he is prepared to sacrifice his own life for the quest, and against all the odds, saves the princess. You didn't like that? Would you rather be remembered as doing Everything you could to save the princess, with only unconsciousness preventing you from going all the way. Or as someone who has a go at saving the princess, then when it starts to hurt, sod the Princess and you pretend to be dead? I'm genuinely surprised you would object to that. In all 'based on true story' plays, dramatic license is used to make the heroes more heroic, and the villains more dastardly. You came out of this as a hero, don't knock it.
Shaggy
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 13:05:38 (BST)

What a magnificent play, Shaggy! You have true talent!
Maiyart
- Friday, July 26, 2002 at 10:03:39 (BST)

Well Shaggy, what can I say apart from your play is like a farm yard. I mean full of it. Bloody five headed cat, what a joke just to hide the fact that it scratched you and you could not take it. You certainly did not use this telekinesis junk on me neither, you were too busy hiding under your cloak of shadows when I went running past. At the end I did not fall unconsciousness, I choose to play dead due to my low health after passing the girl to Master Darkone. Perhaps we as a group should get together to expose you for the rubbish and lies you have told against our good names. I use the term goo names loosely as well.
Drufus
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 22:04:13 (BST)

p.s. As a father figure I feel you ought to be paying me more pocket money
Shaggy
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 21:15:11 (BST)

That you, Darkone, are a fearsome and courageous adventurer and a more than valuable asset to any quest. That without you all would have been lost, and that I look up to you like a father figure... Something like that anyway.
Shaggy
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 21:13:30 (BST)

Very slanderous your play! Have you noticed, if you replace every reference of Darkone doing something with the phrase 'Darkone brutally kills XXXXX' the play doesn't change in context one bit. "Once upon a time, in the fairy tale wood deep within dingly dell, there lived three wonderful heroes. Shaggy the Magnificent, Everyone-else the not so Magnificent, and Darkone (who was brutally murdering acouple of small animals)." Just what are you trying to imply Shaggy?
Darkone
- Thursday, July 25, 2002 at 19:07:36 (BST)

The Adventures of Shaggy: Invaders from Beyond the Stars, available now in all good Village Halls.
Shaggy
- Wednesday, July 24, 2002 at 17:43:16 (BST)

Good stuff Graham, but it reads like close stuff. I won't put my comment on his judgement on this open site, but have you spotted what I have?
Darkone
- Tuesday, July 23, 2002 at 19:21:06 (BST)

Hey Mark, thought you where no longer about. No messages on any chat list from you for a while. I see you have not lost your crude touch (grin).
Keith
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 23:05:34 (BST)

Yay for Graeme! Middle finger to Hanna Barbara!
Mark A
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 17:37:20 (BST)

Nice one Graeme, nice to see the normal man can beat a company. Bit of a long winded read though, but took the time to read all of it. Did not quite understand all the report but got the idea at the end.
Keith
- Monday, July 22, 2002 at 06:09:34 (BST)

Those of you who knew Hanna Barbera were taking legal action against me to get, scoobydoo.co.uk The final decision is in, I won! http://www.nic.uk/drs/decisions/scooby-v-hay.html
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 16:44:25 (BST)

A Fantasy Meet of Epic Proportions!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 09:29:29 (BST)

I am sure everyone would like to know one thing about the meet. What type is it?
Keith
- Friday, July 12, 2002 at 22:08:01 (BST)

I'll be there
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Friday, July 12, 2002 at 18:11:17 (BST)

Blackpool Crasimeet - The Dates have been set! The Meet will take place at the hotel we were at last time on Saturday 30th November to Sunday 1st December. Feel free to stay from the Friday night for what looks set to be the biggest Meet of the Year!
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Friday, July 12, 2002 at 10:10:53 (BST)

And so shall all those how cross me die the same way, by the FUBAR. Next on the list is Reaver.
Ben Robertson
- Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 17:07:18 (BST)

Yes I'm back.... well not really, just saying Hi. To those of you who know me I am now resident on the distance shores.... of the isle of Wight. See ya all
Grob Black Wolf <H'Ragul@Home>
Catchmere, - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 12:42:16 (BST)

Right, I understand now Master Darkone (wink). It's a good job they don't know that we found a scroll of greater create as well that we cleared to use it for a fire storm scroll.
Drufus
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:38:10 (BST)

Thats right Drufus, I am feeding them a 'Load' so that they become overconfident and make a mistake. But, keep it your self, its a secret!
Darkone
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 16:23:03 (BST)

Very public spirited of you Drufus to expose Darkones mistruths, I'm sure he'll have ideas on how to thank you properly ;p
Shaggy
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 15:15:21 (BST)

I sniff something Darkone and I think a bovine is responsible.
Mage Boy
- Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 10:18:12 (BST)

Master Darkone, I am confused. I have a different memory of the calling than you. The name of the child we tried to save was Setora. Are you playing these people up, or is my memory faulty. Unsure what is going on as I am not sure how the calling affects the mind.
Drufus
- Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:35:04 (BST)

Er...thought "Xavvy" was male ? Presumably this "ring" is not the "RING" carried by...hmmm, that would be saying,by someone on the "Darklands" ?
Faolan
- Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:00:16 (BST)

Party Time (Conga Conga) your escapades will save rounds of work - Nice One Lads
Belgarions mate Walker
- Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 21:07:11 (BST)

Yes. The Child had something to do with a missing ring and we had to protect her from people who were after her. The forces of the king of madness were hunting her. Unfortunately she got her brains blown out and she was the only thing stopping the king using the ring to release the storm.
Darkone
- Monday, June 17, 2002 at 22:49:54 (BST)

Re: the weekends HG-is the "small child" called "Xavvy"& "the dark storm " anything to do with the "King Of Madness" ?
Faolan
- Monday, June 17, 2002 at 21:57:35 (BST)

Hey, Master Darkone. We could always raise her anyway I am sure we could make her a real good unlife killing machine to face these dwarves we are having fun with. (Very evil grin).
Drufus
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 20:17:30 (BST)

Failing that we could plough her in and she'll make great compost!
Darkone
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 18:08:22 (BST)

Oh, where were the heroes when they were needed? A mere five heroes did battle against a swarm of marauders and killers to protect a small child. Alas, Violet fell attacking the foe. Was this her final selfless act or will she be thrust back into the perils of the mortal plane to rally us all against the dark storm that is about to break across the world.May she find peace in the Garden of A'nis.
A'nis priestess <martin@questors.plus.com>
- Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 18:05:59 (BST)

Bluddy hell! bin blowin' on me fingies all neet. Oi you! Yeh, you at the back, singgerin'. You an' yer in-yer-Nintenodos. Any more o' that, an' ah'll introduce yer to me Black an' Decker Power Complex!Oh shee.., ah'm shoutin' agen. Deep brefs, G!RIGHT er, I mean ...right. Bein' shushed agen. If yer can hear me out there, yer gotta help.Em's stil okay, wen I can stop 'er wanderin' off wi the fairies. We got Saint loose turnin' in ter a black-eyed gardin shredder, this bloke John oo'd I never trust wi' mi' pint, cos I think he'd spit in iit, an Jai oo is okay, of the brown pesrwashun,. But ee's a mate.But cud someome ring me Mum? The number is (+44) 161 430 7008.Oh, an' who won the World Cup? Was it France or Portugal? Nah! Bet it was them bluddy Argies agen.G
Gutboy
- Friday, June 14, 2002 at 23:31:23 (BST)

John, how have you not aged? What are you?
Saint...?
- Friday, June 14, 2002 at 10:39:01 (BST)

Sssh! Em's asleep, an' I can say wot I wants to. Saint 'as gone all ter pot, yer know. Talkin' garlic, Em sez. Gettin a bit ter much fer me. Jus' let them li'll buggers keep cumin' an' I'll be 'appy! Oh, bluddy 'ell, ah'm shoutin' agen. S'okay Em, ah'm jus' shuttin' it up.. Oh no, not me fingies.. Aaaah!
Gutboy
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 23:45:31 (BST)

Apologies. You turn your back for a moment and "he" nicks the laptop. I must distance myself from G's unprofessional comments and poor spelling. John is not a "wuss," far from it. But I won't say in which direction.As for Saint? Well, about as balanced as an egg on a springboard.But I'm just the rational one!
Emily
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 23:37:22 (BST)

Don't trust that ring o' trufh! Em gived me this trufh-paste wot was ment ter let me 'ave a ring o' confidence, but am still a dog breff. Wear that ring an' you'll go wanerin' round tellin' whoppers, like "John ain't a wuss," an' "Saint lives on a planet close ter ours."
Gutboy
- Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 23:29:32 (BST)

I seem to remember the ring of truth made you tell the truth if you wore it, but it also made the person you asked a question of tell the truth. Sort of a double edged sword Maiyart. Be careful with it, you may live to regrete wearing it, best leave it off unless you wish to ask a question of someone.
Ben
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 23:05:25 (BST)

No worries. If that's what people want then I work the break around the match.
Andy
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:25:20 (BST)

Hero gathering this weekend, any chance we're likely to get an extended break for lunch on the Saturday to watch England play at 12.30?
Shaggy's spokesman
- Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:20:06 (BST)

I got the following: Potion of Polymorph, Ring of Truth, Mysterious Heavy Tome, two spell scrolls, & a Pouch of Gems (300'os worth). Anyone know what a ring of truth does? Is it a bad idea to wear it?
Maiyart
- Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 13:20:50 (BST)

I also picked up a wand, same gold and a couple of spells
Shayde
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 23:37:43 (BST)

The cloak of shadows is a thieves cloak and gives a sort on invisibility in Shadows. The star chart is one used by sea captains.My main gain was a wand of spell storing 200pts.
Darkone
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 19:56:19 (BST)

Gains from HG 46- 6 Magic Arrows,Boots Of Sneaking, Pouch Of Gems (300'o worth), Dispel Magic & Teleport-these latter 2 are really to me as a Chieftan !!Oh-also 53 award points.
Mallon
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 18:50:13 (BST)

Does anyone from the last Gathering of Heroes remember what the Cloak of Shadows actually does? or what the Star Chart is for?
Shaggy
- Monday, June 10, 2002 at 17:02:30 (BST)

I'll be there, hopefully arriving Friday in time for alcohol.
Shaggy
- Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 19:36:41 (BST)

Who is coming at the weekend? Anyone coming Friday night?Please note the new e-mail address as well.
Mark Latto <mslatto@blueyonder.co.uk>
- Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 15:21:41 (BST)

Black Knight: Don't interupt whilst your master is thinking! ;p
Emmett
- Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 18:48:55 (BST)

emmett:that was not supposed to happen.!!!!i am not happy at all, i would never be a slave to anybody, so don`t get any foolish ideas!!! (sarcastic comments will not be tolorated)
black knight
- Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 23:22:17 (BST)

Don't worry about the leeches, I have a cunning plan, it is perfect in every way, it involves YOU RESCUING ME! Failing that I'm not worried, something will turn up, I've seen enough old batman episodes to know that when things look their worst, when it looks like there's no way out for our trusty hero and his faithful sidekick, when all seems lost, something camp will happen involving at least one BOSH, a BASH, and often a KAPOW (no relation) and the day will be saved.
Emmett
- Tuesday, June 04, 2002 at 13:32:15 (BST)

EMMETT: you are a sad demented person. and i just love to see you in the position you are in at the moment! next turn should be hilarious with the leeches. i can`t wait!!
BLACK KNIGHT
- Sunday, June 02, 2002 at 16:29:15 (BST)

Agree that episode two is better than one, but still feel the title sounds like an anal disease. One gripe I do have about the film is the amount of effects in it. Perhaps this is why some of the acting seemed shallow and wooden, I mean wouldn't you be the same working on a blue carpet in front of blue wallpaper all day long?
Shunt the ex player
- Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 16:55:00 (BST)

If you haven't seen Dog Soldiers yet, well worth a trip out to the cinema.
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 08:24:47 (BST)

Green Goblin, ain't he in Spiderman? Spiderman rocks! Saw the whole movie on the net a few weeks ago and it is one cool film. Has to be the best superhero flick, kicking Batman and Superman into touch.
Spider-Sensei
- Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 08:23:47 (BST)

Thank you Graeme, nice to see someone else thinks the same as me.
Keith
- Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 21:05:12 (BST)

Heheh, the two foot tall green goblin jedi master looked a bit fake? ;p
Graeme
- Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 19:56:23 (BST)

Yoda kicks ass!
Mark A
- Thursday, May 23, 2002 at 12:10:56 (BST)

Yeah good film, though I did think Yoda looked a but faulse in the duel at the end. Don't know what it was but the close ups made him look like mr streatch. All in all though good film.
Keith
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 23:13:38 (BST)

Go Yoda! :)
Graeme (of the Clan Mudskipper)
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 20:35:11 (BST)

Yup... I agree: vast, vast improvement over episode one. I was also extremely impressed with the computer gen stuff (eg: Yoda) as well. There were some really nice touches for the more hardcore fans as well (and I'm sure there were a few that I missed). I actually thought Hayden Christianson did okay. And the eye candy was more than adequate [grin].
Mark A
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 11:33:55 (BST)

Yup, pretty good stuff. Definately worth seeing. Though, after all the hype, I thought they rushed the big battle a bit.Rich
Walker
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 10:13:05 (BST)

Star Wars - Attack of the Clones - Yup saw it on Saturday. Damn sight better film than Phantom Menace, it actually has a plot! Shame Anakin is so wooden, alright Mark 'Luke' Hammil wasn't a great actor but he had something about him. As Louise so rightly pointed out, Anakin should have the attractive 'dangerous' air about him which would make it clear for Amidala to fall for him. Basically the love story is a dead fish, no chemistry! That said, the rest of the film is fantastic, alright so there's ropey dialogue but visually it is stunning and action packed. If you haven't seen it yet, go see it!
Andy
- Monday, May 20, 2002 at 09:13:11 (BST)

What did you do to me John?
Saint
- Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 15:14:13 (BST)

Huh? Has this whole thing finally got to you Saint? I hope you recover from this illness soon! Nightfall needs you!
Firefly
- Saturday, May 11, 2002 at 17:47:57 (BST)

GO DTACHTA CUNNA IFRINN DO CHROI JOHN! GO DTACHTA CUNNA IFRINN DO CHROI!
Saint
- Friday, May 10, 2002 at 15:53:12 (BST)

Off the bench, and in the Labyrith! Any advice for a newbie Mek Jockey...besides don't get killed!?
Dixie (Morningstar) <halforc80@hotmail.com>
- Monday, May 06, 2002 at 14:46:23 (BST)

Oh sorry for that bit of a bloody nose you got on that last attack. I know I sort of got hit a bit but if I had planed it better I would have taken at least one object back off you.
Player 5
- Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 16:34:08 (BST)

Hi player 10, yes I am in the house. I have just sent in my next turn. However, if you wish to talk as Mark for my email address so we can speak direct without or plans been overheard here.
Player 5
- Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 16:31:10 (BST)

Is Player 5 in the House? - If so I think we need to talk.
Walker
- Sunday, May 05, 2002 at 01:50:39 (BST)

Heheh
Shaggy
- Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 00:30:46 (BST)

Blimey... and people say I'm difficult...
Arngra
- Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 14:28:01 (BST)

To the group I thank you for the answer that you gave me. It was the one I wanted to hear. As for your restrictions that you want me to stick to, I agree to them with one added point. The point I would like added is that the group will always tell the truth to me even if they think I would not like the answer. If this is put down in writing I will sign it (at the next meet we are together) with the penulty of I give every member in the party 1 item belonging to me that they want, for the duration that I stay with the group. I know Maiyart would state the braces that I now hold. As a gift to you Shaggy I will identify that new amulet around your neck for you. You know the one you got out of the swamp.
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 22:11:35 (BST)

Hi Shaggy, you really are more foolish than I thought. I remember the story that I heard somewhere. The story was about an oracle that would give you a truthful answer but not to the question you asked it. You had to ask the right question to get the answer you wanted. I just aplied this to the group. I knew you would never answer the real question that I wanted to ask, so rethought the question to get the right answer. It is a shame that I had to plan it this way but if you are not trustworthy enough to answer my question truthfully then what should I do?
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 21:57:10 (BST)

[Shaggy wipes a tear from his eye]
Shaggy
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 11:29:41 (BST)

Last turn you demanded we give you our Absolute Trust No Matter What... seconds after we give you our decision, you start lying to us again!!! (UM said "...and it might not have been the one I implied to the group..."). Surely I'm not alone in finding this 'roll around on the floor funny'? I never thought you'd have been able to stay trustworthy for long, but even I didn't have money on it lasting less than ten seconds. [Shaggys starts rolling round on the floor clutching his sides again]. UM you've really brightened up my day
Shaggy
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 10:57:19 (BST)

Excuse me whilst I roll around on the floor a bit.
Shaggy
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 10:50:41 (BST)

Well, Shaggy it was quite clear that you were talking about me as you have never meet another Ultra Mort. This I know for a fact. We can sense when another of the race is in pain so if you meet another one I would know about it. As for my comment, as I had not said any note about who it was you could not know who I meant. This is due to thew amount of persons that I have come into contact with. Shame you could not keep a straight face though when the group said it wanted me to stay, thank you. I have know got the answer I wanted and it might not have been the one I implied to the group.
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 26, 2002 at 06:58:41 (BST)

Bah! if it wasn't bad enough I spelt ferret wrong, it posted twice just to draw attention to it!
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 20:35:01 (BST)

...ME and my ferrett...
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 19:38:53 (BST)

...ME and my ferrett...
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 18:34:40 (BST)

Keep away from my robes!! The only thing you'll find under here is my and my ferret.
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 12:15:24 (BST)

Hehehe? Shaggy sounds like a gnome, check under his robes, bet you'll find three gnomes on each others shoulders.
Weepy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 10:39:50 (BST)

Heheh. I don't think there's anybody reading this list who didn't know who you meant Ultra Mort. Although on that subject... how did YOU know I was talking to YOU? This is typical of what I've had to deal with since joining the group, you always jumping to conclusions that whenever I make comments about "Ultra Mort" that I'm referring to you. There are other Ultra Morts around, if I remember rightly, all male members of your family are called Ultra Mort, maybe I was talking about one of them! (and yeah I realise my point here is as unrealistic as yours in the previous message).
Shaggy
- Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 10:19:47 (BST)

Nice one Darkone, very funny. At least you are keeping your sence of humour in all of this. But alas it was not turss but indeed trust. To you Shaggy, how the hell do you know I was on about you and the rest of the party when I made my statement? It is tipical of the attitude that I face every day since you turned up in this party. You have yet again jumped to a conclusion. An unfounded one at that.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:11:35 (BST)

Ahh, it all begins to make sense!
Shaggy
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 20:10:46 (BST)

Actually, I think I can clear all this up for you. The original disagreement actually stems from a typo rather and anything else. What Ultra Mort was originally demanding from the other party members was his Truss. For those of you who have to wear one for medical reasons, you will no doubt understand his demand that he must Absolutely have it back. The truss being essential to him being able to give support to the most important member in the party. At this time, the truss might be being used to support another member in the party, but I don't think that having to provide support to other members is an appropriate guilt trip to try and lay on him. Nor do I think that listing the times he has provided support to other members in the party is a suitable topic for an open forum such as this!
Darkone
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 16:53:55 (BST)

My puppet speaks? My puppet is called Melvyn and is part of my ventriloquist act. If he has indeed been speaking without my knowledge then I would be very worried indeed. If however you were referring to Emmett, I have never met the chap, not sure how that classes him as my puppet? And it is a shame Ultra Mort thant you demand the absolute trust of your adventuring companions, but confess they don't have your trust??
Shaggy
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 12:46:05 (BST)

And so Shaggy's puppet speaks. As for you Darkone, I would trust you to be you. Greed I agree seems to be stronger than trust. However, those people must trust you to supply what you agree to even deal with you. Right now I trust you more than certain people that I know, which I have to admit is a shame.
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 06:21:03 (BST)

To trust something completely, you would certainly have to be able to rely upon it. In this life the only things you can rely on are Death & Taxes (and Crasiworlds name appearing all over your credit card statements). If someone was to ask me if I trusted them I would answer "Of course I Do!.............Trust me!" For some strange reason, which I can't put a finger on, not many people would say they trust members of my party. However, I never seem to be short of people willing to negotiate transactions, or mutual acts of co-operation with me. Perhaps there is something Stronger than Trust...........GREED!
Darkone
- Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 00:37:50 (BST)

Ultra Mort, once again you're madder than I am! Shaggy isn't "going on" about anything, he asked one question, then several times had to give you the same reply "I'm not going to list good or bad", you reply to each of these with huge messages. I can't speak for him, but he was asking whether other adventurers trusted you from their experiences of you, not arguing any particular case that they don't know about. There is no need to list good or bad, cos they know you.
Emmett
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 22:22:06 (BST)

I wonder why you are not willing to say how many times I helped the group compaired to betraying the group? I will tell them why. It's simple, I have not betrayed the group. As for the times I helped the group would take a while to list. The question is if I am trustworthy or not, how can people make up their minds without the full facts? You also claimed that I only sometimes help the group in a fight, yet there is not a fight I have not played my part in. I admit that I back out of a fight to heal myself and then return to the fight but that is self preservation. I have never rejected to use any of my powers for the group so that blows that argument for you as well. The only way anything would bias a vote is if you do not give the full facts. That just shows how untrustworthy you are Shaggy, to play this sort of game. The more you go on about this the more I make my mind up about certain points.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 19:40:33 (BST)

I wonder why you are not willing to say how many times I helped the group compaired to betraying the group? I will tell them why. It's simple, I have not betrayed the group. As for the times I helped the group would take a while to list. The question is if I am trustworthy or not, how can people make up their minds without the full facts? You also claimed that I only sumtimes helpp the group in a fight, yet there is not a fight I have not played my part in. I admit that I back out of a fight to heal myself and then return to the fight but that is self preservation. I have never rejected to use any of my powers for the group so that blows that argument for you as well. The only way anything would bias a vote is if you do not give the full facts. That just shows how untrustworthy you are Shaggy, to play this sort of game. The more you go on about this the more I make my mind up about certain points.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 19:38:36 (BST)

Simple question: Should Ultra Mort be granted our Absolute Trust No Matter What, or not? I'm not listing the times he's betrayed us, nor the times he's helped us, that would bias the question.
Shaggy
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 16:50:06 (BST)

Well Shaggy, it is simple why you won't list all the times you say I betrayed the group. It is a very short list of no times at all. Doing things the group does not like is not betraying the group, it is a simple matter of something you don't like. Doing things that the group does not like to protect them, even if it means charming them to get them out of what I believe is danger is still not betraying the group. As the group has no rules of how they are to act, I have not broken them and hence no betrayal of the group or its rules. So come on open your mouth and list all the times I have betrayed the group if you can, I am interested myself. So to sum up stop spreading rumours that are not true.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 15:02:15 (BST)

Morty, as I said in the original post, I do not wish to bias peoples opinions by listing all the times you've betrayed the group. So I won't. Despite the fact that you started listing good things you've done to try to bias the opinions in your favour!! And I made no accusations, i simply put forward the question... is UM trustworthy?
Shaggy
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 13:25:54 (BST)

Salinaar, I think you would come to my defence from Shaggy. After all I did risk my own life against a hydra to heal you after you feel to the groud nearly dead. With the fact that one more hit on myself would have been my end should at least count for something. Nightingale, as I carry part of you with me then you sould know that I am someone to trust in. Will you defend me against Shaggy's accusations? Bauxite, I know we have had a disagreements will you speak up for me as well. As it was not that long ago that I reveasred the poison in your system and healed you when you would surely have died. There are others out there that could speak of my good deeds, yet Shaggy wishes to put fourth only the bad things I have one. A few things at that. Yet he is also guiltiy of bad things and gets more respect than I do.
Ultra Mort.
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 11:30:09 (BST)

Well Lez, I would give up trust myself for someone to give me a plus 8 axe. Indeed a very rare item that I believe is even more rare than trust. However, on the same lines for someone to give you a plus 8 axe they must trust you to start with.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 11:05:15 (BST)

Maiyart, indeed it is a paradox as you put it. I don't like these sayigs you come out with as they make me have top think, and that hurts. However, to take your saying further, would a true friend need to ask for trust they should feel they have it anyway. Also, surely if not trusted that person should at least feel some sort of respect from those around them for their abilities?
Ultra Mort.
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 11:02:26 (BST)

Okay Lez, what have I done to you personally to get a reply like that? I know of nothing that comes to mind.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 10:55:58 (BST)

Shaggy, I challenge you to list the time that you know for sure I have betrayed the group as you put it. I have never betrayed the group, the actions I have taken are to hopefully protect the group. You are just made that I killed the children and received something from that act. The fact that I then used that gain to help the group has nothing to do with anything does it Shaggy. As to the wording of my plea, perhaps it was a bit too strong with the no matter what. However, if I fealt that I was trusted or resected in some way I would not have made the plea in the first place. What do you mean sometimes heal the group. I have never turned anyone away that needed help. However, it would be nice if you did ask sometimes to make me feel wanted instead of just expecting it.
Ultra Mort
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 10:53:21 (BST)

Hi Emmett, just wondering who Ultra Mort is as it was I who said what I did. NO, I was not just having a moan but stating facts. It is clear that the closest people to my characters do not understand them, so no one could play them. I think that speaks for it self. However, I see your point about the second part 'not that I would anyway, it was a bit redundant wasn't it.
Keith Astle
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 10:44:16 (BST)

A Plus8 Axe or Morty... Ah hahahahahaha! No bluddy contest! ... And no Morty, I'd go f' the axe if ya wus wonderin'.
Lez
- Monday, April 22, 2002 at 00:21:41 (BST)

Other than gold ... right? or jewellery? also chocolate? the love of a good Emmett? a dvd player? but after that trust is near the top somewhere... possibly somewhere between a plus 8 axe and a plus 7 one.
Emmett
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:36:00 (BST)

It is a difficult postion that he puts us in... a true paradox. You can only trust a true friend, but a true friend would never ask for trust. Trust is earned, not taken... and cannot be given like a possession or a trinket. It is possibly the most valuable gift you can give.
Maiyart
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:14:41 (BST)

You'd be bluddy mad to absolutely trust anyone, let alone bluddy Morty.
Lez
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:11:50 (BST)

I am greatly troubled! The Beyond Abbey group received an ultimatum this week from Ultra Mort. He said we have to promise to "Trust him *No Matter What*" or he would leave the group... Now there are a lot of people out there who know Ultra Mort from Gatherings etc, and I don't wish to bias your opinions by listing all the times he's betrayed the group, so will mention that he sometimes heals us too. What do people out there think? Should we give Ultra Mort our Absolute Trust No Matter What?
Shaggy
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:06:07 (BST)

Heheh Ultra Mort, you're madder than I am! First you say (paraphrased) "THIS IS THE REASON I WON'T BE PROXYING AT THE MEET..." ... then you say you wouldn't have proxied anyway ... you just wanted to have a moan about "RECENT EVENTS WHICH WON'T BE SPOKEN ABOUT HERE" didn't you! . You a funny man!
Emmett
- Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 13:01:46 (BST)

Its good to see some Dwarfs about and thanks Utra Mort and other dwarfs soon the dawven wedge WILL BE BACK I SWEAR IT
Bruno battlehammer
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 17:39:00 (BST)

Sorry guys, it looks like I will not be able to make this meet in June. So not one of my characters will be there. As it is clear from recent events, which shall not be talked about here, some people are still don't understanding some of my characters. This means no proxy playing, not that I would anyway. Something about the proxy players having bad things happen to them or just been plan forgot about.
Keith.A.
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 17:25:46 (BST)

Quite easily Lez, Hee Hee. Sorry Lez you are right that makes four other Dwarves. Any more out there?
Ultra Mort
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 17:21:14 (BST)

Either myself or Gan will be representing the Mudskippers in June. Who else is likely to show?
Shaggy
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 16:57:19 (BST)

Oi Morty! 'Ow the bluddy 'ell cud ya forget everyone's favrit alca... alcoh... al... drinker? ME!
Lez
- Friday, April 19, 2002 at 00:41:46 (BST)

Hi Bruno, well I would be up for a try at it. Can't speak for the others though. There are not that many Dwarves about now apart from me, Bauxite and Maiyart(the black). I am sure there are others but none spring to mind. Come on all the dwarves speak up and let your selves be known.
Ultra Mort
- Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 23:01:33 (BST)

STOP PRESS!!! - NEXT CRASIMEET DATE ANNOUNCED - The next 'Fantasy' Crasimeet will be taking place at Mark Latto's in Bristol on Sat 1st & Sun 2nd June (that's the long Bank Holiday Weekend). Simply email me to let me know if you wish to attend.
Andy <andy@crasiworld.com>
- Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 12:11:33 (BST)

im not sure at the moment like id said im back hopefully to stay but who knows? but it nice to some old faces and some new LOUD MOUTHS but things never change. now if only we could re form the DWAVEN WEGE things whould be diffrent there no one AND I MEAN NO ONE who could stand up arfter anight of hevy mead and song followd strait by a good fight ahhh those were the days but there isnt a man or a dwarf up for it now or is there HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Bruno battlehammer
- Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 23:20:43 (BST)

Hiya Bruno, good to see you are still about. Are you to join up with your old group or are you to join one of the fellowships that walk the land at the moment?
Ultra Mort
- Tuesday, April 16, 2002 at 22:39:37 (BST)

yes it is i it has been a wile but im still alive just!!!!!!im still a bit lost though but i hope to return soon and just for you lets have a beer
Bruno battlehammer
- Sunday, April 14, 2002 at 21:21:38 (BST)

Bruno? THE Bruno? the one of the Battlehammer tribe? Alas, I can no longer see colours, so cannot see if your face is green or not.
Maiyart
- Friday, April 12, 2002 at 19:03:13 (BST)

is ther a bad smell in here or what
Bruno
- Friday, April 12, 2002 at 12:51:21 (BST)

I speaketh like yon great forefathers... tis not an impediment, but a blessing! Thou shouldst not mocketh one that controleth the elements Murkwood, but thou art forgiven as thy heart and spirit seems true.
Rios
- Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 23:45:12 (BST)

I am sorry my friend, I didn't realise you suffered from such an embarrassing speech impediment. I now regret my earlier mocking of your disability.
Murkwood
- Monday, April 08, 2002 at 14:28:43 (BST)

I doth talketh like this allst the time.
Rios
- Monday, April 08, 2002 at 01:14:31 (BST)

Rios, do you ALWAYS talk like that? you sound like my great grandad with all your old fashioned thee's and thou's.
Murkwood
- Saturday, April 06, 2002 at 14:58:11 (BST)

Rios - umm - same here!
Shay
- Thursday, April 04, 2002 at 18:13:37 (BST)

Twas a pleasure and an honour to meet fellow brave and bold Khan Fellowship members. Kubla dn Tiberious: I salute thee!
Rios
- Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 08:56:38 (BST)

gnomes rule!!!!
beezal <beezal_bub@hotmail.com>
- Monday, March 25, 2002 at 20:36:20 (GMT)

Im baack - stop spluttering in yer ale! Cestis my lil ole town, fellow cestis guild members itching to play fellowship - sweet jesus how big a carrot you gonna use Andy Ive already got concussion!Chris C
Sir Bof <yeah@wot.the.hell>
- Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 13:58:26 (GMT)

Seems to work Andy.
Mark
- Sunday, March 24, 2002 at 09:52:30 (GMT)

To Mark Latto,Mark can you try submitting html code to the guestbook to see if the html ban works okay.Cheers - ANDY
Andy <andy>
- Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 10:18:14 (GMT)

Dear Players,Gnomes! Thelittle buggers get everywhere! Looks like we have enough Gnome Illusioniststo start their own guild... 'Head of the Short Arse Conjurors Guild anyone?'Looks like wehave quite a few Mordel as well, at least the dour-faced dark pointiescan sort out the big nosed short arses.On another note,one player has already taken the term Icelander literally and has usedreal Icelandic in his character's main phrases. I am well impressed, areal stoke of genius, infact I am seriously thinking of adoting Icelandicas the in-game language for the Icelanders (luckily most speak common asthey were brought up in Cestis).So if you stillhave not submitted a character for the Playtest, why not?! Unless you'vehad both your arms cut off in some weird attack of the killer washing machinetype accident and can't use your keyboard, you've no excuse.
Andy <andy>
- Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 10:16:44 (GMT)

Beyond the Fringe - March Issue Contents:EditorialFellowshipNightfallPhantasmechDragontechDigital Sage
Andy <andy>
- Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 10:14:02 (GMT)

Ho Muttley, and Rios. Thought i'd make an appearance on here - again - like my little doggie friend (no offence meant!)I am lawful, although maybe not quite as nice as I could be, but that goes with the territory, and the skin! Lets have a good time adventuring together!
Shay
- Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 22:19:58 (GMT)

Thou dost seem honourable Muttley. I am sure that thou shalt a fine companion. Hast thou been recieving thy messages from thy comrades from yon yahoogroup? It mays't be that thou shouls't just register thy name with those knaves at yahoogroups.
Rios
- Thursday, March 21, 2002 at 13:20:44 (GMT)

Sorry everyone in Fellowship 1 - Useless bloody Karoo groups refuses to acknowledge me as a member so sorry for not replying. Don't judge me by other wolves you may know this ones lawful....OK, the law I follow might not be the standard one but hey what the hell.
Muttley
- Wednesday, March 20, 2002 at 00:07:02 (GMT)

Hi Beezul Having problems with the grunts again...
Elgion <Karik@dreamforge.freeserve.co.uk>
Telford, UK - Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 13:10:00 (GMT)

Yeh, you're right! Come to think about it I don't want to lose my foot !
Shunt
- Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 09:47:33 (GMT)

careful you big boys, you don`t want to upset us gnomes. we have a bite far worse then you think for our size.upset us at your peril.
beezal
- Friday, March 15, 2002 at 19:27:35 (GMT)

I am always obliging with giving Gnomes a helping hand..... I mean BOOT!!
Shunt
- Friday, March 15, 2002 at 11:01:54 (GMT)

I think the previous comment should have read - "Gnomes Roll". Mind you you need a bit of a run up to get the plumper ones moving at any decent pace and they don't half squeal when the crash into obstacles
Nobody yeT
- Friday, March 15, 2002 at 09:33:57 (GMT)

Well, I am having fun in my fellowship all ready. A bloody Dwarf by the name of Shunt is trying to take it over. Gnomes rule is all I have to say to that.
T.Shaw
- Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 22:19:53 (GMT)

all hail my fellowship comrades. i look forward to working with you.
beezal
- Thursday, March 14, 2002 at 22:09:16 (GMT)

And so it begins.
Shaw.T.
- Tuesday, March 12, 2002 at 19:35:06 (GMT)

Beezal, so you are admiting that you are an old big headed fart. Hee Hee.
T.Shaw
- Saturday, March 09, 2002 at 18:57:53 (GMT)

now now young whipper snapper, just be careful, you may upset old beezal. you have much to learn, whereas i have learnt all on my travels. can i also hear from any other gnomes out there please.
beezal <beezal_bub@hotmail.com>
gnome home, - Friday, March 08, 2002 at 23:34:06 (GMT)

Why should I show you some respect? Respect is earnt not given. What you going to use as a weapon? I suggest you use a quarter, at least that way you could also use it as a walking stick as well been Sooooo old. Hee Hee
T.Shaw
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 22:25:10 (GMT)

you litltle scamp terby, you should know better than to call your elders. just show some respect.
beezal
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 21:37:26 (GMT)

You're having a laugh, Hee Hee.
T.Shaw
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 19:01:45 (GMT)

I am in the process of switching to BT's ADSL service. They are doing a special promotion at the moment where they waive the connection fee (normally £68). They are not the cheapest per month, but when I did my sums the startup fees on the cheap monthlies, take ages to become good value due to their high startups. Try looking at: http://www.adslguide.org.uk/ - this seems the best site for UK ADSL service comparisions plus latest news (how sad am I).
Julian
- Friday, March 08, 2002 at 08:03:22 (GMT)

another gnome, hee hee. An old foggie at that, hee hee. Looks like the gnomes are growing, hee hee.
T.Shaw
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:53:47 (GMT)

may i bid you welcome young adventurers, i am a gnome in my prime, just 690 this year. i look forward to meeting you in the fellowship.
beezal bub
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:49:13 (GMT)

I have a telewest Cable Line - Site Blueyonder.co.uk
Mark L
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 22:17:04 (GMT)

Hi all, time to go off subject for a bit. I am thinking of changing my isp from aol, so can people tell me what they use, if they have problems with Andy's turns and if you can use a cabletv provider line or do you need a BT line. This will help me sort out a new one hopefully. I know the main ones are AOL, Freeserve, and BTopentime. Are there any others to choose from?
Keith <Kaastle@aol.com>
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:51:07 (GMT)

She walks in, leaning heavily on a (very nice) staff, orders a drink and takes a place by the fire. She has the look of a young pretty woman - but one that has seen too much. Many of the heroes would recognise her, as she hangs up her boots for a time. Feel free to come and talk . . . . .
Starla
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:05:57 (GMT)

Ho Murkwood - a bard eh? Well can't get much more different from a mordel Necromancer can we! Haven't heard of the Mudskippers - but then again, you probably haven't haerd of the 'Strams, great grandfather Lin!
Shay
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 21:01:04 (GMT)

I bid jestful welcome to those that are here, He He. I am a 15 year old male Gnome alchemist looking for a party to join. Watch out for my potions though as I can sometimes mess them up a bit, hence the lack of hair on my face. However the plus side is that I do not have to shave anymore, He He.
Terbonine Shaw
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 17:20:19 (GMT)

Hiya Shaggy, very funny but no you are wrong. I was not in bed with an old dog at all. If you want the truth it was a young hairy dog that was attached to Maurice until I tried to sleep with her. How are the sheep going by the way?
Ben
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 16:44:58 (GMT)

Allow me to introduce myself as I join the Fellowship, I am Murkwood the Half Elf bard. For many many years I have travelled the lands telling tales of danger and adventure, of great evil, and heroism, of tragedy and laughter. My most popular tales and songs are of my own Kin, the Mudskippers, adventurers through the ages.

Murkwood
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 15:39:35 (GMT)

I am Rios... Khan Elementalist. I call upon the forces of the element to aid me in my battle against evil... the battle I wage in the Fellowship! Perhaps fellow Fellowship adventurers might like to introduce themselves?
Rios
- Thursday, March 07, 2002 at 13:08:20 (GMT)

Didn't I hear a rumour about you being caught in your bed with 'some old dog' recently Ben?
Shaggy
- Wednesday, March 06, 2002 at 23:04:27 (GMT)

I have just received the info. on "Fellowship" iro the "Playtest"-"Bloody Hell"-I've just lost 15 lbs.-that's a f..king good brilliant diet plan !!"
Larry
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 22:27:59 (GMT)

I don't even want to there Ben, I want no part of your sexual depravity!!!
Shayde
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 21:51:46 (GMT)

Right Fatty and Shayde, it is only the fact that I am adventuring with you that you don't suffer the F.U.B.A.R. punishment I keep for my enemies. So cut speaking to me like that.
Ben
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 21:20:32 (GMT)

It could also be the herpes keeping them away from your bed, Ben
Fatty Ten Bellies
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:53:28 (GMT)

Bens wife was killed by Reaver (A V'Garnian) !!!!
Shayde
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:51:33 (GMT)

FREAK!!!
Boltan
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:48:36 (GMT)

Maybe V'Garn could offer Ben a personality - But then it doesn't seem to have worked for the others does it!!!
Shayde
- Tuesday, March 05, 2002 at 18:48:06 (GMT)

Good day to you Black Knight. As I said to Shaggy, I did not think your statement was aimed at me. I was just trying to find out who you did mean. As for my bed, if you can call a blanket on the ground a bed and a saddle for a pillow, no one lies next to me in it. Well not since my wife was killed anyway.
Ben
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 23:33:12 (GMT)

the comment wasn`t pointed at you ben, but you obviously thought it was. so what does that tell you? you seem to have made a bed for yourself somewhat!!and we all know who`s lay next to you now!
black knight
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 22:53:31 (GMT)

Not to mention Nightingale and the God of Soup. Did K'nor give you 'Chicken and Spring vegetable' or did he offer as high as the new 'Spicy Tomato' for your soul?
Darkone
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 22:35:56 (GMT)

I remember when H'Ragul offered Walker some CHUM for his soul. Walker thought he was going to get a group of friends!
Darkone
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 22:33:58 (GMT)

C'mon, roll-up, roll-up - who's going to be the lucky god that gets him!!!!
Shayde
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:29:08 (GMT)

I'll offer a princely selection of holy items......to keep the smegger away from H'Ragul!!
Walker
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:27:43 (GMT)

Hey everyone, Ben's signing away his life - who'll open the bidding?
Shayde
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 20:26:22 (GMT)

Good day to you Shaggy. I think you miss read my last message Shaggy. I am by no means senseative about Black Knights statement at all, I am just trying to find out who he means. For one I don't sign anything, for two I don't come cheap if I did. C.v. don't try and make any funny comments from what I just said, as I feel you might.
Ben
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 16:30:24 (GMT)

Ooh you're sounding a little over sensitive there Ben!
It would seem by your reaction to Black Knights comment that you feel you are the one signing your life away.
Shaggy
- Monday, March 04, 2002 at 12:10:23 (GMT)

Black Night, pray tell who were you aiming that last part of your statement at?
Ben
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 22:13:27 (GMT)

looking forward to my trinket deathlord. glad to hear it`s a gift and not something to buy me with, that would be far too expensive for you! i don`t sign my life away that easily, unlike some people!!
black knight
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 20:46:49 (GMT)

Shayde, I know that both Darkone and Maurice follow the god of V'garn. I also know that Maurice is a priest and Darkone a mage. I only tried to make things simple for you to get the meaning I was tring to put accross. Sorry for making it to simple and making it harder for you to understand my meaning. I would like to know though how your sword could hear something that had has not yet been said? The only conversations I had with anyone on the last calling were over what was happening then. I have not as yet put any formal request to Darkone about training.
Ben
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 15:53:37 (GMT)

Hey Ben, sorry to upset you mate but your secret little whisperings with Darkone were all in open play - content of them is irrelevent!! - But I heard them all anyway.
Del Boy <ShaydesSword@BensFuneral>
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 14:09:26 (GMT)

Agghh, We're missing from Deathlords list. Does that mean we're all buddies? - Or are we the big jessies you refer to? If anyone other than Deathlord wishes to respond - answers on a post card please along with your present location!!!
Boltan & Walker
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 14:02:55 (GMT)

Ben I think you are confused, Maurice is a Priest, Darkone is a Mage they are both V'GARNIAN!!!!
Shayde
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 13:58:21 (GMT)

BK is actually correct and he remembers well the last time Deathlord suddenly started playing "unplugged". In fact, you had to beg one of his sister parties for permanent power to help him. As to our temple encounter, rather than stand and fight you brought the whole temple roof down on our heads and blocked our path to you - an unusual tactic (actually commented so by the V'Garnian High Priest on your rounds). No-one bothers you, not because you are the Imperial Ruler of the Universe, but because we really can't be arsed!!! I could sit in a rabbit hole for 50 rounds and build ridiculous sized armies and bases of power, but hey, wheres the fun? I also take great offence at being linked to this CV character - Not my style mate!!!
Shayde
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 13:56:17 (GMT)

Firstly DK, I would like to point out that it was Deathlord who threatened to kill people not me. Secondly, you have been away for a little time and perhaps don't realise what a scarey dude Deathlord is. He may not be invincible, but we are probably quibbling semantic's. For those players who have run across him more recently,I think they would all put him at the bottom of their list of people to run across in a dark alley. As for me, I did promise you a little trinket as a show of good faith. As you seem to believe being turned to stone and abandoned is a possible fate, I will grant you an item to give you immunity to this problem. It will be delivered shortly (hopefully with you HG meet gains).
Darkone
- Sunday, March 03, 2002 at 00:29:02 (GMT)

On a "David Gemmell" mailing list I'm on, every year the list moderator will have an "Arena"-style gladiator matches between the various characters in DG's books, with people voting, via a special mailing list, as to who they would like the victor to be &, thus, progress to the next round. So...(And I'm not volunteering as I know next to nothing about how this would work-I can't even "cut & paste" turns !!)could not someone out there who is clever enough, sort out how to organise this in practical terms, with , say, 32 CW characters being nominated, ie. 16 matches & so on, with us CW players voting for a particular character to win-obviously, this would be a personal thing & nothing to do with how powerful a CW character actually is (Or thinks he is !!) Any volun